Thursday, May 28, 2009

Mirror Mirror



Best of Army of Dad
ORA: Shiny!

Best of Army of Dad
The waitstaff at the Silver Taco put Hooters girls to shame.

Best of Matt the K
"Does this mirror make my ass look hotter?"

Best of ochagirl
V! EVERY TIME YOU POST AN OVERLY MANIPULATED PHOTO, A KITTEN DIES!
You love teh kittens, don't you?

Best of prince of leaves
Pr0n Troofer: "Yeah, right. If that's a mirror image in the background, why isn't the glass fogged from her steaming hotness?"

Best of Submariner
How nature says "You can't AFFORD to touch."

23 comments:

Army of Mom said...

Knowing the fellas in these parts, her picture isnt' the only thing getting bigger when you click on it!

Army of Mom said...

Wow. Her ass is so tight, you could bounce a quarter off of it. And, stop Army of Dad, I know what YOU want to bounce off of it.

Army of Mom said...

Not dubworthy. There is a tiny roll of backfat in her reflection.

Army of Mom said...

Oh, she's taken guys and by a cheapskate from the looks of that measly ring.

Army of Mom said...

I don't have silver glitter on my face. What silver glitter? Oh wait, I do see some on my teeth. My bad.

dub said...

When she farts, does it whistle?

dadoctah said...

Don't look now, but it's *right behind you*!

wv: shewil. I never doubted it.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Shiny!

Army of Dad said...

Diamond bikinis: A guy's best friend!

Army of Dad said...

The waitstaff at the Silver Taco put Hooters girls to shame.

Army of Dad said...

My doctor said to take two of me and call her in the morning...

Matt the K said...

"Does this mirror make my ass look hotter?"

Army of Dad said...

Getting through TSA screening: UR DOING IT RITE!

Snowdog said...

Nothing could be finer/Than to be in Carolina/In the morning

(Or the evening. Really, any time is good for me.)

Submariner said...

♪...Carolina on my, er, mind...♪

mpur said...

Those fun house mirrors are always hilarious!

ochagirl said...

V! EVERY TIME YOU POST AN OVERLY MANIPULATED PHOTO, A KITTEN DIES!

You love teh kittens, don't you?

Viking04 said...

Rocky Mount, right where Nash and Edgecome Counties meet.

prince of leaves said...

Pr0n Troofer: "Yeah, right. If that's a mirror image in the background, why isn't the glass fogged from her steaming hotness?"

jeff said...

"Take the photo numbnutz - this thing is cutting my butt in half!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Top Chef needs to have a special "rump roast" episode.

Submariner said...

How nature says "You can't AFFORD to touch."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the fairest ass of all?"Now that girl gives 20/20 hindsight a good name!

-OR-

Jack is soooo horny.
Jack left his glasses on the subway.
Jack now has 7 years of bad luck, a badly lacerated scrotum, and is the laughingstock of his girlfriend's exercise class.