Best of Army of Dad
ORA: Shiny!
Best of Army of Dad
The waitstaff at the Silver Taco put Hooters girls to shame.
Best of Matt the K
"Does this mirror make my ass look hotter?"
Best of ochagirl
V! EVERY TIME YOU POST AN OVERLY MANIPULATED PHOTO, A KITTEN DIES!
You love teh kittens, don't you?
Best of prince of leaves
Pr0n Troofer: "Yeah, right. If that's a mirror image in the background, why isn't the glass fogged from her steaming hotness?"
Best of Submariner
How nature says "You can't AFFORD to touch."
23 comments:
Knowing the fellas in these parts, her picture isnt' the only thing getting bigger when you click on it!
Wow. Her ass is so tight, you could bounce a quarter off of it. And, stop Army of Dad, I know what YOU want to bounce off of it.
Not dubworthy. There is a tiny roll of backfat in her reflection.
Oh, she's taken guys and by a cheapskate from the looks of that measly ring.
I don't have silver glitter on my face. What silver glitter? Oh wait, I do see some on my teeth. My bad.
When she farts, does it whistle?
Don't look now, but it's *right behind you*!
wv: shewil. I never doubted it.
ORA: Shiny!
Diamond bikinis: A guy's best friend!
The waitstaff at the Silver Taco put Hooters girls to shame.
My doctor said to take two of me and call her in the morning...
"Does this mirror make my ass look hotter?"
Getting through TSA screening: UR DOING IT RITE!
Nothing could be finer/Than to be in Carolina/In the morning
(Or the evening. Really, any time is good for me.)
♪...Carolina on my, er, mind...♪
Those fun house mirrors are always hilarious!
V! EVERY TIME YOU POST AN OVERLY MANIPULATED PHOTO, A KITTEN DIES!
You love teh kittens, don't you?
Rocky Mount, right where Nash and Edgecome Counties meet.
Pr0n Troofer: "Yeah, right. If that's a mirror image in the background, why isn't the glass fogged from her steaming hotness?"
"Take the photo numbnutz - this thing is cutting my butt in half!"
Top Chef needs to have a special "rump roast" episode.
How nature says "You can't AFFORD to touch."
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the fairest ass of all?"Now that girl gives 20/20 hindsight a good name!
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Jack is soooo horny.
Jack left his glasses on the subway.
Jack now has 7 years of bad luck, a badly lacerated scrotum, and is the laughingstock of his girlfriend's exercise class.
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