Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Metallica

Brender

1. You really didn't expect the NAMBLALYMPICS to hand out medals, did you?

2. "Congressman Frank says we need more body glitter."

3. Ron Paul's NAMBLA contingent protests against Fiat Currency.

4. X-Men's Colossus attracts odd groupies.

5. "Find new friends, but keep the old. One is silver, the other gold. You, on the other hand, just suck, copper boy."

Wicked Best of mpur
Written on their backs: Our butts is twenty dollar. We love you long time.

Best of dub
Pedro, pictured center, was later seen in the alley giving a blowjob for a sandwich.

Best of Silhouette
One life. More than Gold.
One life. More than Silver.
One life. More than Copper.

Learning the proper use of is/are? Priceless.

Best of Chrees
Psssst...certain body parts are worth $7.99 in Allisonville.

Best of ZACHARIEL - GAY ANGEL
Coming up next on "Manila Today" - the Protest against Education is expected to continue today in spite of the recent paper shortage.

Best of Adjustah
No, no they amn't.

Best of dadoctah
Paco couldn't make it. He was going to paint himself green and write "our lives is worth more than guacamole".

Best of Viking04
Ang Lee remakes THE THREE STOOGES.

Best of mega
We am sympathetic to your plight.

23 comments:

dub said...

How much are grammar lessons worth?


wv: submenn...Andrew Sullivan can only hope so.

metalgarth said...

dub!!!!! you beat me to it again

dub said...

Pedro, pictured center, was later seen in the alley giving a blowjob for a sandwich.

Silhouette said...

One life. More than Gold.
One life. More than Silver.
One life. More than Copper.

Learning the proper use of is/are? Priceless.

Chrees said...

Psssst...certain body parts are worth $7.99 in Allisonville.

ZACHARIEL - GAY ANGEL said...

Coming up next on "Manila Today" - the Protest against Education is expected to continue today in spite of the recent paper shortage.

Adjustah said...

No, no they amn't.

dub said...

Those Phillipinos should get a brain. Bunch of morans.

dadoctah said...

Paco couldn't make it. He was going to paint himself green and write "our lives is worth more than guacamole".

wv: caste. No foolin'.

Mr. Hankey said...

The current slave market is finding new ways to advertise costs. Although buying Pedro at 130 Troy pounds of gold seems rather high.

Mr. Hankey said...

Senatorial Page 'statue tryouts' continue in Sen. Frank and Sen. Foley's chambers.

Mr. Hankey said...

New Mr. Hankey Study - Put a sign offering $500 of gold to anyone willing to shoot these boys with a gun & see how many Phillipinos in the crowd take the opportunity.

mpur said...

Written on their backs:

Our butts is twenty dollar. We love you long time.

metalgarth said...

Bender Units became much more realistic in the year 4000

divine miss m said...

Andrew Sullivan fondly recalls that summer of Ted, Tad, and Todd.

Viking04 said...

Ang Lee remakes THE THREE STOOGES.

Submariner said...

Ang Lee's remake of "The Three Amigos" didn't even do well at box office in Manila.

dadoctah said...

In an attempt to compete with Marvel's "Wolverine" at the box office, a little-known studio is doing a movie version of DC's "Metal Men".

Okay, so these three are nothing much. But as the platinum robot "Tina", they're trying for Kate Beckinsale.

mega said...

A young Barack realizes that third place will never be good enough. And that 2nd place will go to the white guy.

mega said...

We am sympathetic to your plight.

steve o said...

Dub... It's how much IS grammer lessons worth.

Nose said...

Off to the side, Barney Frank is stumming a guitar and singing

"Silver and gold, silver and gold
Ev'ryone wishes for silver and gold
How do you measure its worth?
Just by the pleasure it gives here on earth"

Submariner said...

Win, Place and Show at the Sulimpics.