Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Legion of Gay Superheroes



1. Faster than a disco beat, more powerful than a party drug cocktail, more fabulous than an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog ... the Legion of Sodomites.

2. "Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod! ... Lower!"

3. "OK, your motivation for this scene is... you're a macho stud looking for tight young ass to breed." Ang Lee works his actors during the filming of Brokeback Watchmen.

4. Of all the gay Superheroes, 'The Fist' was by far the most popular.

5. "C'mon girls! Let's go bitch-slap some evildoers."

Best of Silhouette
"Finally!," said Aquaman, "people whose ass I can kick."

Best of mega
Would California Prop 9 ban septo-marriage? In the bath houses, the tension was palpable as they awaited the decision.

Best of dadoctah
"It's slobberin' time!"

Best of dadoctah
"Help me out here. Which one of you got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive gerbil?"

Best of dadoctah
What happens in a secluded stronghold deep beneath the Antarctic icecap *stays* in a secluded stronghold deep beneath the Antarctic icecap.

Best of Rodney Dill
...summoned by Larry Craig's tap... tap... tap...

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Let them celebrate," mused The Crimson Inseam, "I shall escape and I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

Best of GregMan
When these guys say "Flame On!", they really mean it.

Best of GregMan
Nipple Man (second from left, back row) has Super Hair-Styling powers.

Best of Rich Bateman
Ok, that's it Martha...these bicyclists here in Austin just go too far! I slow down for them, I give them half a lane, but I'll be damned if I'm going to look at their package every time I want a big gulp!

Best of Viking04
'Pig Boy' isn't pictured, because he was taking the photo.

Best of Submariner
This meeting of the Barbara Streisand Fan Club will now come to order...

Best of Mr. hankey
Sensing an opportunity, the heroes quickly return to the men's restroom.

Best of Snowdog
Yes, we're super! Thanks for asking!

49 comments:

Silhouette said...

"Finally!," said Aquaman, "people whose ass I can kick."

Mr. Hankey said...

Meet the XY-Men

Mr. Hankey said...

The day that Spandex "jumped the shark"

Mr. Hankey said...

As a leader in the Senate, Barney Frank carries his own special security force.

dub said...

Mr Hankey got it wrong...its Meet The KY-Men.

mpur said...

The prison production of "X-Men: The Musical" was fabulous!

mega said...

Would California Prop 9 ban septo-marriage? In the bath houses, the tension was palpable as they awaited the decision.

mega said...

Sadly, after coming to America, the Slumdog Millionaire stars discovered that you had to sell yourself for a square meal here, too.

Oiao said...

The 'Aids Brigade'.

Mr Hankey said...

I considered KY, but felt it was too slimey and left it too open for other insertions

The AC/DC-Men works too. They can be performing "Gaydar Love" :)

dadoctah said...

"It's slobberin' time!"

dadoctah said...

"Help me out here. Which one of you got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive gerbil?"

dadoctah said...

Out of the phone booth and (ever so briefly) into the closet!

dadoctah said...

What happens in a secluded stronghold deep beneath the Antarctic icecap *stays* in a secluded stronghold deep beneath the Antarctic icecap.

Oiao said...

Joe 'Plugs' Biden's secret bunker attendants can finally come out of the closet bunker after his last gaff.

Note: each has a special life time AMTRAC pass.

Rodney Dill said...

...summoned by Larry Craig's tap... tap... tap...

Rodney Dill said...

Joe Biden's Secret Service detail... at least in his mind

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Let them celebrate," mused The Crimson Inseam, "I shall escape and I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

metalgarth said...

Zap Brannigan's Crack Commandos prepare for a dangerous mission in New San Francisco's Castro District. (Which hasn't changed a bit in 1000 years)


vw: unker (I hardly know 'er)

Julie the Jarhead said...

"They've hit Buddy! C'mon, girls!"

GregMan said...

When these guys say "Flame On!", they really mean it.

GregMan said...

Their super powers involve knowing the words to every Cher song.

GregMan said...

The Blue Bottom (r.) was Sully's favorite.

GregMan said...

Nipple Man (second from left, back row) has Super Hair-Styling powers.

Rich Bateman said...

I'm starting to get the impression that Stan just likes seeing young men in tights.

Rich Bateman said...

Ok, that's it Martha...these bicyclists here in Austin just go too far! I slow down for them, I give them half a lane, but I'll be damned if I'm going to look at their package every time I want a big gulp!

Viking04 said...

Much to their chagrin, the League of Super-geh Friends find themselves powerless each Thursday.

Viking04 said...

'Pig Boy' isn't pictured, because he was taking the photo.

Viking04 said...

The infield was shocked when this posted turned up in T. Stewart's trailer.

Viking04 said...

The infield at Charlotte was shocked when this poster turned up in T. Stewart's trailer.

Chrees said...

More proof that Hollywood is out of new ideas--Mystery Men II.

Submariner said...

This meeting of the Barbara Streisand Fan Club will now come to order...

Submariner said...

That's amazing! I ALSO have a complete collection of Broadway Showtunes...

mklasing said...

Porn Title: "American Grabassinators"

Mr. hankey said...

Sensing an opportunity, the heroes quickly return to the men's restroom.

Tim said...

Embarrassingly, Blue Lightening always got a hardon during group photos

molson said...

My god Robin! The gaydar readings are off the chart!

racerboy said...

What're the odds - I have exactly NONE of these outfits!

What're the odds? Standing (or kneeling, as the case may be) right in front of us, apparently...

Looks like there's no room left in this corner for the Ambiguously Gay Duo...

Verif word: rhings - name something that will be red when these guys are done partying.

Unscrupulous said...

"Wonder Twins Activate. Form of... Seven Doughnut Punchers!"

Snowdog said...

Yes, we're super! Thanks for asking!

Snowdog said...

Andrew Sullivan daydreams about being rescued from one of Karl Rove's re-education camps.

Submariner said...

The Fire Island Crypts were just as hard-core, they were just far more fabulous about their colors.

Matt the K said...

With the Legion of Sodomites threatening to dump K-Y into the San Francisco water supply, the two terrified straight citizens still living there called upon the Forces of O.M.O.H. to battle the fiendish fiends.

Matt the K said...

Shape of... an ice dildo!, form of... a bear!

Tim said...

Only two were clever enough to wear masks to protect their future careers

Mr. Hankey said...

Fruit of the Loom's new characters have changed the whole thought process behind "fruit".

Kaptain Krude said...

Mr Hankey said...

I considered KY, but felt it was too slimey and left it too open for other insertions

The AC/DC-Men works too. They can be performing "Gaydar Love" :)

Uh, unless I'm missing something, AC/DC didn't do "Radar Love". That was Golden Earring.

Matt the K said...

Maybe the Olympic Committee *shouldn't* have asked Bobby Trendy to design the men's swimsuits this year...I'm just sayin'!

Matt the K said...

***Uh, unless I'm missing something, AC/DC didn't do "Radar Love". That was Golden Earring.***

Yes, but they could sing "I've got big balls". Actually they wouldn't have to sing it. They could just point to it.