1. Faster than a disco beat, more powerful than a party drug cocktail, more fabulous than an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog ... the Legion of Sodomites.
2. "Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod! ... Lower!"
3. "OK, your motivation for this scene is... you're a macho stud looking for tight young ass to breed." Ang Lee works his actors during the filming of Brokeback Watchmen.
4. Of all the gay Superheroes, 'The Fist' was by far the most popular.
5. "C'mon girls! Let's go bitch-slap some evildoers."
Best of Silhouette
"Finally!," said Aquaman, "people whose ass I can kick."
Best of mega
Would California Prop 9 ban septo-marriage? In the bath houses, the tension was palpable as they awaited the decision.
Best of dadoctah
"It's slobberin' time!"
Best of dadoctah
"Help me out here. Which one of you got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive gerbil?"
Best of dadoctah
What happens in a secluded stronghold deep beneath the Antarctic icecap *stays* in a secluded stronghold deep beneath the Antarctic icecap.
Best of Rodney Dill
...summoned by Larry Craig's tap... tap... tap...
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Let them celebrate," mused The Crimson Inseam, "I shall escape and I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!"
Best of GregMan
When these guys say "Flame On!", they really mean it.
Best of GregMan
Nipple Man (second from left, back row) has Super Hair-Styling powers.
Best of Rich Bateman
Ok, that's it Martha...these bicyclists here in Austin just go too far! I slow down for them, I give them half a lane, but I'll be damned if I'm going to look at their package every time I want a big gulp!
Best of Viking04
'Pig Boy' isn't pictured, because he was taking the photo.
Best of Submariner
This meeting of the Barbara Streisand Fan Club will now come to order...
Best of Mr. hankey
Sensing an opportunity, the heroes quickly return to the men's restroom.
Best of Snowdog
Yes, we're super! Thanks for asking!
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"Finally!," said Aquaman, "people whose ass I can kick."
Meet the XY-Men
The day that Spandex "jumped the shark"
As a leader in the Senate, Barney Frank carries his own special security force.
Mr Hankey got it wrong...its Meet The KY-Men.
The prison production of "X-Men: The Musical" was fabulous!
Would California Prop 9 ban septo-marriage? In the bath houses, the tension was palpable as they awaited the decision.
Sadly, after coming to America, the Slumdog Millionaire stars discovered that you had to sell yourself for a square meal here, too.
The 'Aids Brigade'.
I considered KY, but felt it was too slimey and left it too open for other insertions
The AC/DC-Men works too. They can be performing "Gaydar Love" :)
"It's slobberin' time!"
"Help me out here. Which one of you got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive gerbil?"
Out of the phone booth and (ever so briefly) into the closet!
What happens in a secluded stronghold deep beneath the Antarctic icecap *stays* in a secluded stronghold deep beneath the Antarctic icecap.
Joe 'Plugs' Biden's secret bunker attendants can finally come out of the closet bunker after his last gaff.
Note: each has a special life time AMTRAC pass.
...summoned by Larry Craig's tap... tap... tap...
Joe Biden's Secret Service detail... at least in his mind
"Let them celebrate," mused The Crimson Inseam, "I shall escape and I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!"
Zap Brannigan's Crack Commandos prepare for a dangerous mission in New San Francisco's Castro District. (Which hasn't changed a bit in 1000 years)
vw: unker (I hardly know 'er)
"They've hit Buddy! C'mon, girls!"
When these guys say "Flame On!", they really mean it.
Their super powers involve knowing the words to every Cher song.
The Blue Bottom (r.) was Sully's favorite.
Nipple Man (second from left, back row) has Super Hair-Styling powers.
I'm starting to get the impression that Stan just likes seeing young men in tights.
Ok, that's it Martha...these bicyclists here in Austin just go too far! I slow down for them, I give them half a lane, but I'll be damned if I'm going to look at their package every time I want a big gulp!
Much to their chagrin, the League of Super-geh Friends find themselves powerless each Thursday.
'Pig Boy' isn't pictured, because he was taking the photo.
The infield was shocked when this posted turned up in T. Stewart's trailer.
The infield at Charlotte was shocked when this poster turned up in T. Stewart's trailer.
More proof that Hollywood is out of new ideas--Mystery Men II.
This meeting of the Barbara Streisand Fan Club will now come to order...
That's amazing! I ALSO have a complete collection of Broadway Showtunes...
Porn Title: "American Grabassinators"
Sensing an opportunity, the heroes quickly return to the men's restroom.
Embarrassingly, Blue Lightening always got a hardon during group photos
My god Robin! The gaydar readings are off the chart!
What're the odds - I have exactly NONE of these outfits!
What're the odds? Standing (or kneeling, as the case may be) right in front of us, apparently...
Looks like there's no room left in this corner for the Ambiguously Gay Duo...
Verif word: rhings - name something that will be red when these guys are done partying.
"Wonder Twins Activate. Form of... Seven Doughnut Punchers!"
Yes, we're super! Thanks for asking!
Andrew Sullivan daydreams about being rescued from one of Karl Rove's re-education camps.
The Fire Island Crypts were just as hard-core, they were just far more fabulous about their colors.
With the Legion of Sodomites threatening to dump K-Y into the San Francisco water supply, the two terrified straight citizens still living there called upon the Forces of O.M.O.H. to battle the fiendish fiends.
Shape of... an ice dildo!, form of... a bear!
Only two were clever enough to wear masks to protect their future careers
Fruit of the Loom's new characters have changed the whole thought process behind "fruit".
Mr Hankey said...
I considered KY, but felt it was too slimey and left it too open for other insertions
The AC/DC-Men works too. They can be performing "Gaydar Love" :)
Uh, unless I'm missing something, AC/DC didn't do "Radar Love". That was Golden Earring.
Maybe the Olympic Committee *shouldn't* have asked Bobby Trendy to design the men's swimsuits this year...I'm just sayin'!
***Uh, unless I'm missing something, AC/DC didn't do "Radar Love". That was Golden Earring.***
Yes, but they could sing "I've got big balls". Actually they wouldn't have to sing it. They could just point to it.
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