1. Tyler and Emma prepare for the last day of school... ever!
2. "Damn, I can't believe I missed Mrs. Watkins. For a fat chick, she can run pretty fast!"
3. "What do you mean I'm overcompensating? F--k you, b-tch!"
4. "I shot off a load, now I feel like taking a nap. Why are you giggling?"
5. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like... victory."
Best of steve o
A young Jack Bauer demonstrates his summer project on the 7th graders who took his lunch money last year.
Best of Jay Guevara
"OK, I'm ready. Let me know when we get to Berkeley."
Best of Van Helsing
That ought to keep Barney Fwank at bay.
Best of Snowdog
"But how can you shoot teachers and classmates?" "Simple. Just don't lead them as much."
Best of Submariner
What are the odds? AoD has one of these mounted in his pickup...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Harry Potter & the Chariot of Whoopass
Best of mega
Toyota took advantage of GM and Chryslers' government-coerced move toward fuel efficient mini death traps, by introducing the Dominator A500, the most bad-ass SUV in world history.
Best of Double the U
The first and last time the wife allowed me to take care of the kids all day.
Best of Matt the K
The family that strafes together stays together.
Best of conservativeteen
Stevie plots revenge on congress for sticking him with $55,000 dollars of debt.
Best of dub
Young Johnny practices straffing a field of North Korean peasants while little Susy prepares for her first tail-hook rape.