1. Tyler and Emma prepare for the last day of school... ever!
2. "Damn, I can't believe I missed Mrs. Watkins. For a fat chick, she can run pretty fast!"
3. "What do you mean I'm overcompensating? F--k you, b-tch!"
4. "I shot off a load, now I feel like taking a nap. Why are you giggling?"
5. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like... victory."
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A young Jack Bauer demonstrates his summer project on the 7th graders who took his lunch money last year.
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"OK, I'm ready. Let me know when we get to Berkeley."
Best of Van Helsing
That ought to keep Barney Fwank at bay.
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"But how can you shoot teachers and classmates?" "Simple. Just don't lead them as much."
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What are the odds? AoD has one of these mounted in his pickup...
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Harry Potter & the Chariot of Whoopass
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Toyota took advantage of GM and Chryslers' government-coerced move toward fuel efficient mini death traps, by introducing the Dominator A500, the most bad-ass SUV in world history.
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The first and last time the wife allowed me to take care of the kids all day.
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The family that strafes together stays together.
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Stevie plots revenge on congress for sticking him with $55,000 dollars of debt.
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Young Johnny practices straffing a field of North Korean peasants while little Susy prepares for her first tail-hook rape.
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"Well, it looks like I've found Mr. Josey Wales his-self."
"Attention, everyone; Penis. That is all."
Just clinging to his gun before heading off to church...
What do ya think -- children of Republicans, or Democrats?
A young Jack Bauer demonstrates his summer project on the 7th graders who took his lunch money last year.
A young Jack Bauer executes a terrorist for show and tell.
"OK, I'm ready. Let me know when we get to Berkeley."
You wont be taking my lunch money today!
That ought to keep Barney Fwank at bay.
"We don't use signs to fight repression. But if we did, we can spell."
And Dad thought he was hot-shit doorgunning with a Pig. No double feeds for me!
This is much cooler than the hairy-legged chicks in the Piece Corps (sic).
24 Volts ROCKS!
"But how can you shoot teachers and classmates?" "Simple. Just don't lead them as much."
Double ORA: Klebold and Harris? I f**ked 'em!
ORA
And yet somehow, Tom Cruise managed to survive another Gatling massacre.
Tommy enjoyed shooting Republicans, as part of the 2nd grade curriculum. Sis was too young, and had to complete another two full years of GLBT training before being allowed to handle the weapons.
Uh oh, Reuters has copied this photograph, and added the caption "Christianists Prepare Their Children For War"
Mr. Glitter? Paging Mr. Gary Glitter...
What are the odds? AoD has one of these mounted in his pickup...
Pretty good shot Billy, but I think she dodged under the harpoon when she did the splits.
Billy giggled to himself; "ADT or Brinks? I kinda don't freakin' think so, Pops."
Its a family weekend on the border patrol!! Bring the kids!!!
Harry Potter & the Chariot of WhoopassTo create a hipper image, Disney pays a princely sum for full rights, and then tinkers with the story line.
In this episode, Harry & Hermione prepare for battle when two nemeses combine forces... Lord Ahmadinejadmort and Kim Jung Slithern.
Call me a 'bedwetter' one more time, you doodyhead
Just your average small town Indiana family preparing to take a canoe trip down the Sugar Creek and see the covered bridges.
How many more of our children do we need to send to war before we realize we're killing our future?
Toyota took advantage of GM and Chryslers' government-coerced move toward fuel efficient mini death traps, by introducing the Dominator A500, the most bad-ass SUV in world history.
The first and last time the wife allowed me to take care of the kids all day.
As Children, Shaggy and Daphne had had better training than their later life pacifism indicated.
What kind of parents does this boy have?!? Ladies first, son!
Prayer: "And; please God; let that Berkeley doody-head on the I-5 pull his .38 on my daddy in rush hour today?"
PRAIRIE MISTING: UR DOIN IT PURFEKT
Oh sure...the Obama's can take a taxpayer-paid date-night trip to New York City, but "borrowing" an Apache to take the kids prairie-dog plinking is somehow wrong?
Thought bubble; "Let's see that damn birthday cake candle stay lit THIS year..."
"...and unlike the A Team, when I sling hot lead it HIT'S what I'm shooting at."
D@ammit, I said "Who queefed?"
How much for that gatling gun in the window...
Side note: My sister recently told my mom to never bring a gun to her house. I bet I could get her to sh!t her pants if we pulled up with one of these sticking out the side of our minivan!
No buddy, we can't buy that gun. Then your sister will want one in pink too!
Little boy thought bubble: Where is that damn golf cart?!
Little Susie always started to assume the position each time she saw a boy with a big "gun".
The family that strafes together stays together.
Stevie plots revenge on congress for sticking him with $55,000 dollars of debt.
It's never too early to prepare the your kids for the Zombie Apocalypse.
ORA: "Lee Harvey Oswald was a p&ssy"
I see none of the crazy lefties from Democratic Underground, Daily Kos or TPM Cafe have found this site yet or you'd have Homeland Security types surrounding your home and be slapped with a child-abuse suit by the local authorities
faster than you can say "ACLU." (not to mention the load of crap that would hit the comments section.) :)
PS: Psst, What are ya gonna pay me not to tell? (I could use the money.... :) )
Young Johnny practices straffing a field of North Korean peasants while little Susy prepares for her first tail-hook rape.
Fire at Will? Which one is Will, Daddy?
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