Friday, May 08, 2009

In the Good Old Days Before the Nanny State

SonicFrog
1. In the seventies, drunken skanks were delivered right to your door from the backs of pick-ups. It was the only reason we survived the Carter years.

2. In West Virginia, folks figure a fancy limousine on prom night is a waste of good beer money.

3. Driver's Ed and the way it would be in a Libertarian Regime.

4. If there's a couple of AR-15's in the bed, I may need a few minutes of 'private time.'

5. Keep this picture in a safe place. After four years of Obama, you may wish to remember what freedom looks like.


Best of Viking04
Somehow, you just know that Van Halen is playing on the radio.

Best of metalgarth
"Now them Duke boys did make pretty good drag queens..."

Best of Jack Reacher
So, what are we up to, now? "612th Thing You Can't Do With A Prius?"

Best of dub
Sally and Peggy chug a few cold ones to loosen their inhibitions, as the car races feverishly to the Allisonville Nursery.

Best of steve o
If you can pick up multiple babes with a Subaru, lite beer, and you don't even have enough room in the car itself -- you are da MAN!

Best of Submariner
Brenda slapped the idiot right off his moped when he asked if she had any Grey Poupon.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Proof that women use beer goggles too.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that a college age Sarah Palin on the right?

dub said...

This picture isn't so bad....until you realize the kids are riding in the cooler.

dub said...

The grab handles mounted on the seats always seemed like a good idea....until Cindy sat down too fast...then it seemed like a GREAT idea!


wv: coaties...why I dont hang out around AOM.

dub said...

A single Brat hauling a couple of Sluts.

Army of Dad said...

I guess we know who the beer bitch is...

Julie the Jarhead said...

Just another road trip for Julie the Jarhead and her "special pal."

Viking04 said...

Somehow, you just know that Van Halen is playing on the radio.

metalgarth said...

"Now them Duke boys did make pretty good drag queens..."

Jack Reacher said...

metalgarth said...
"Now them Duke boys did make pretty good drag queens..."
Saying it out loud, imitating Waylon's voice, makes it even funnier. Bravo.

Jack Reacher said...

So, what are we up to, now? "612th Thing You Can't Do With A Prius?"

Jack Reacher said...

The gas cap had a lock, but Phyllis and Marsha added duct tape for that extra feeling of security.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

The driver was known for his awesomeness.

mpur said...

They're only drinking beers because it's impossible to do bong hits in the back of a moving truck.

Or so I've been told...

metalgarth said...

Somehow, you just know that Van Halen is playing on the radio....But definitely not Van Hagar

Black Helo said...

metalgarth said...

Somehow, you just know that Van Halen is playing on the radio....But definitely not Van Hagar

Metalgarth wins the Captain Obvious award for the week.

dub said...

Hey, Futurama is on.


WHAT???

dub said...

Sally and Peggy chug a few cold ones to loosen their inhibitions, as the car races feverishly to the Allisonville Nursery.

Viking04 said...

Thelma and Louise, if Earl Owensby had filmed it.

steve o said...

If you can pick up multiple babes with a Subaru, lite beer, and you don't even have enough room in the car itself -- you are da MAN!

Submariner said...

After hitting a typical I-23 pothole outside of Ann Arbor, Frank continued on Ruth-lessly.

Submariner said...

Brenda slapped the idiot right off his moped when he asked if she had any Grey Poupon.

Mr. Hankey said...

Proof that women use beer goggles too.

Mr. Hankey said...

Remember when picking up hitchhikers meant you were gonna get laid?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Mom??? .... Shirley???"