1. In the seventies, drunken skanks were delivered right to your door from the backs of pick-ups. It was the only reason we survived the Carter years.
2. In West Virginia, folks figure a fancy limousine on prom night is a waste of good beer money.
3. Driver's Ed and the way it would be in a Libertarian Regime.
4. If there's a couple of AR-15's in the bed, I may need a few minutes of 'private time.'
5. Keep this picture in a safe place. After four years of Obama, you may wish to remember what freedom looks like.
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Somehow, you just know that Van Halen is playing on the radio.
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"Now them Duke boys did make pretty good drag queens..."
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So, what are we up to, now? "612th Thing You Can't Do With A Prius?"
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Sally and Peggy chug a few cold ones to loosen their inhibitions, as the car races feverishly to the Allisonville Nursery.
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If you can pick up multiple babes with a Subaru, lite beer, and you don't even have enough room in the car itself -- you are da MAN!
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Brenda slapped the idiot right off his moped when he asked if she had any Grey Poupon.
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Proof that women use beer goggles too.