1. In the seventies, drunken skanks were delivered right to your door from the backs of pick-ups. It was the only reason we survived the Carter years.
2. In West Virginia, folks figure a fancy limousine on prom night is a waste of good beer money.
3. Driver's Ed and the way it would be in a Libertarian Regime.
4. If there's a couple of AR-15's in the bed, I may need a few minutes of 'private time.'
5. Keep this picture in a safe place. After four years of Obama, you may wish to remember what freedom looks like.
Best of Viking04
Somehow, you just know that Van Halen is playing on the radio.
Best of metalgarth
"Now them Duke boys did make pretty good drag queens..."
Best of Jack Reacher
So, what are we up to, now? "612th Thing You Can't Do With A Prius?"
Best of dub
Sally and Peggy chug a few cold ones to loosen their inhibitions, as the car races feverishly to the Allisonville Nursery.
Best of steve o
If you can pick up multiple babes with a Subaru, lite beer, and you don't even have enough room in the car itself -- you are da MAN!
Best of Submariner
Brenda slapped the idiot right off his moped when he asked if she had any Grey Poupon.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Proof that women use beer goggles too.
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Is that a college age Sarah Palin on the right?
This picture isn't so bad....until you realize the kids are riding in the cooler.
The grab handles mounted on the seats always seemed like a good idea....until Cindy sat down too fast...then it seemed like a GREAT idea!
wv: coaties...why I dont hang out around AOM.
A single Brat hauling a couple of Sluts.
I guess we know who the beer bitch is...
Just another road trip for Julie the Jarhead and her "special pal."
Somehow, you just know that Van Halen is playing on the radio.
"Now them Duke boys did make pretty good drag queens..."
metalgarth said...
"Now them Duke boys did make pretty good drag queens..." Saying it out loud, imitating Waylon's voice, makes it even funnier. Bravo.
So, what are we up to, now? "612th Thing You Can't Do With A Prius?"
The gas cap had a lock, but Phyllis and Marsha added duct tape for that extra feeling of security.
The driver was known for his awesomeness.
They're only drinking beers because it's impossible to do bong hits in the back of a moving truck.
Or so I've been told...
Somehow, you just know that Van Halen is playing on the radio....But definitely not Van Hagar
metalgarth said...
Somehow, you just know that Van Halen is playing on the radio....But definitely not Van Hagar
Metalgarth wins the Captain Obvious award for the week.
Hey, Futurama is on.
WHAT???
Sally and Peggy chug a few cold ones to loosen their inhibitions, as the car races feverishly to the Allisonville Nursery.
Thelma and Louise, if Earl Owensby had filmed it.
If you can pick up multiple babes with a Subaru, lite beer, and you don't even have enough room in the car itself -- you are da MAN!
After hitting a typical I-23 pothole outside of Ann Arbor, Frank continued on Ruth-lessly.
Brenda slapped the idiot right off his moped when he asked if she had any Grey Poupon.
Proof that women use beer goggles too.
Remember when picking up hitchhikers meant you were gonna get laid?
"Mom??? .... Shirley???"
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