1. "This isn't Folsom Street! This is no where near Folsom Street. Damn it, I told you not to take that left turn at Albuquerque."2. "Vermont or New Hampshire? Vermont or New Hampshire?" Choosing a wedding location gets ever more difficult.
3. Ang Lee holds a casting call for Brokeback Watchmen.
4. "So, would you say I'm more of a twink, or a bear?"
5. The Enumclaw S&M Club reenacts the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Best of Viking04
The 'Masks of Destruction' had to win the Tag Team Deathmatch and drive straight to Ms. Medelbright's house for the duet recital. Curiously enough, the costumes didn't clash when they played Grieg's 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'.
Best of dub
Yes, please become familiar with the McDonalds hot plate...you'll be seeing it a lot in your long term career.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Gee, Dave, who'd have thought we'd still be going to Kiss festivals thirty years later?"
Best of steve o
The Flaming Destructor and Backdoor Avenger pick out countertops for their new apartment in DC.
Best of dadoctah
Throttleslob and Slammenpuss look on in disgust at their poor showings in the "most-frequently-chosen Pokemon" derby.
Best of The Man
Mango and Thresh enjoyed the finer things in life: Walks on the beach, a good Merlot, and the sound of smashing classic works of arts over their opponents heads.
Best of Matt the K
Parent / teacher meeting day for Strongbad's folks.
Best of curly
Griddle Griddle on the wall,
Who's swine flu infested, illegal alien exporting, near bankrupt third world nation is the saddest of them all?
Best of Submariner
When did Dolly Parton start the wras'lin' career?
Best of mklasing
Gay Porn Title: "XXX Men: Bondage Boy meets Flamer Face"
Best of Army of Dad
Mexicans can't get American lingo down, this is not 'getting all up in somone's grill'.
Best of Adjustah
I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Dog The Bounty Hunter
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The 'Masks of Destruction' had to win the Tag Team Deathmatch and drive straight to Ms. Medelbright's house for the duet recital. Curiously enough, the costumes didn't clash when they played Grieg's 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'.
Due to the heartbreak of psoriasis, Masked Killer #1 has to shave his flowing locks and chose the black and white hood.
Yes, please become familiar with the McDonalds hot plate...you'll be seeing it a lot in your long term career.
If it wasnt for Ceiling Cat, there would be NO pussy in their lives.
The wrestlers always cut to the front of the line at the unemployment office.
"Gee, Dave, who'd have thought we'd still be going to Kiss festivals thirty years later?"
The Masked Dorks liked to hang out at the laundry chute in case the hottie in apartment 3C was doing her laundry.
The Flaming Destructor and Backdoor Avenger pick out countertops for their new apartment in DC.
Thinking the cameras were off, The Twin Towers of Justice began singing, Act 2 TRISTAN UND ISOLDE. (Wie Sie fassen, wie Sie lassen...)
Throttleslob and Slammenpuss look on in disgust at their poor showings in the "most-frequently-chosen Pokemon" derby.
Mango and Thresh enjoyed the finer things in life: Walks on the beach, a good Merlot, and the sound of smashing classic works of arts over their opponents heads.
The latest GOP gimmack to woo back voters looks...awesome.
Parent / teacher meeting day for Strongbad's folks.
Dog and Beth figured if they were ever gonna do bounty work in Mexico again, they'd have to wear disguises.
You are right, dub will think our Lady of Guadalupe too fat. He will also make jokes about her eating the pancakes when they are on the griddle.
Obama's enforcers make a visit to Tom Lauria to discuss his opposition to the Chrysler plan.
The original story involves Luchadores and people worshiping the "Lady of Guadalupe" they think they see on a griddle. I DARE anyone to come up with a weirder caption.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-virgin4-2009may04,0,6623680.story
Per ochagirl, the Truth is stranger than our fiction.
Nacho Legay
Wow.
Griddle Griddle on the wall,
Who's swine flu infested, illegal alien exporting, near bankrupt third world nation is the saddest of them all?
Keeping busy watching for rust
Dude? Are you wearing pants? Did I not tell you not to wear pants? It's tights OK? We wear tights! Sheesh.
Oooh, chalupa, splattered, splattered!
When did Dolly Parton start the wras'lin' career?
Stand back, amigos - we're trained proffesionals...
Gay Porn Title: "XXX Men: Bondage Boy meets Flamer Face"
While checking out the BART map: not only did the Black Hole wannabes dress incorrectly, they couldn't figure out how they ended up in Stockton...
Mexicans can't get American lingo down, this is not 'getting all up in somone's grill'.
You must dress appropriately when paying homage to an image of the Virgin Mary on a pancake griddle. Seriously, get with the program, folks!
There are a plethora of saints in the oil spatters, el Jeffe Tigre, ...
There are no pancakes left? CURSES! Senor Black has beat us to breakfast yet again.
Sam Adams drives with his pants down!
Its not a funny caption for this picture...but it sure is becomming a funny story for people in Portland.
I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Dog The Bounty Hunter
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