Brender 1. "This isn't Folsom Street! This is no where near Folsom Street. Damn it, I told you not to take that left turn at Albuquerque."
2. "Vermont or New Hampshire? Vermont or New Hampshire?" Choosing a wedding location gets ever more difficult.
3. Ang Lee holds a casting call for Brokeback Watchmen.
4. "So, would you say I'm more of a twink, or a bear?"
5. The Enumclaw S&M Club reenacts the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Best of Viking04
The 'Masks of Destruction' had to win the Tag Team Deathmatch and drive straight to Ms. Medelbright's house for the duet recital. Curiously enough, the costumes didn't clash when they played Grieg's 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'.
Best of dub
Yes, please become familiar with the McDonalds hot plate...you'll be seeing it a lot in your long term career.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Gee, Dave, who'd have thought we'd still be going to Kiss festivals thirty years later?"
Best of steve o
The Flaming Destructor and Backdoor Avenger pick out countertops for their new apartment in DC.
Best of dadoctah
Throttleslob and Slammenpuss look on in disgust at their poor showings in the "most-frequently-chosen Pokemon" derby.
Best of The Man
Mango and Thresh enjoyed the finer things in life: Walks on the beach, a good Merlot, and the sound of smashing classic works of arts over their opponents heads.
Best of Matt the K
Parent / teacher meeting day for Strongbad's folks.
Best of curly
Griddle Griddle on the wall,
Who's swine flu infested, illegal alien exporting, near bankrupt third world nation is the saddest of them all?
Best of Submariner
When did Dolly Parton start the wras'lin' career?
Best of mklasing
Gay Porn Title: "XXX Men: Bondage Boy meets Flamer Face"
Best of Army of Dad
Mexicans can't get American lingo down, this is not 'getting all up in somone's grill'.
Best of Adjustah
I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Dog The Bounty Hunter