Wednesday, May 06, 2009

I Don't Want to Know

Brender 1. "This isn't Folsom Street! This is no where near Folsom Street. Damn it, I told you not to take that left turn at Albuquerque."

2. "Vermont or New Hampshire? Vermont or New Hampshire?" Choosing a wedding location gets ever more difficult.

3. Ang Lee holds a casting call for Brokeback Watchmen.

4. "So, would you say I'm more of a twink, or a bear?"

5. The Enumclaw S&M Club reenacts the signing of the Declaration of Independence.


Best of Viking04
The 'Masks of Destruction' had to win the Tag Team Deathmatch and drive straight to Ms. Medelbright's house for the duet recital. Curiously enough, the costumes didn't clash when they played Grieg's 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'.

Best of dub
Yes, please become familiar with the McDonalds hot plate...you'll be seeing it a lot in your long term career.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Gee, Dave, who'd have thought we'd still be going to Kiss festivals thirty years later?"

Best of steve o
The Flaming Destructor and Backdoor Avenger pick out countertops for their new apartment in DC.

Best of dadoctah
Throttleslob and Slammenpuss look on in disgust at their poor showings in the "most-frequently-chosen Pokemon" derby.

Best of The Man
Mango and Thresh enjoyed the finer things in life: Walks on the beach, a good Merlot, and the sound of smashing classic works of arts over their opponents heads.

Best of Matt the K
Parent / teacher meeting day for Strongbad's folks.

Best of curly
Griddle Griddle on the wall,
Who's swine flu infested, illegal alien exporting, near bankrupt third world nation is the saddest of them all?

Best of Submariner
When did Dolly Parton start the wras'lin' career?

Best of mklasing
Gay Porn Title: "XXX Men: Bondage Boy meets Flamer Face"

Best of Army of Dad
Mexicans can't get American lingo down, this is not 'getting all up in somone's grill'.

Best of Adjustah
I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Dog The Bounty Hunter

34 comments:

Viking04 said...

The 'Masks of Destruction' had to win the Tag Team Deathmatch and drive straight to Ms. Medelbright's house for the duet recital. Curiously enough, the costumes didn't clash when they played Grieg's 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'.

Viking04 said...

Due to the heartbreak of psoriasis, Masked Killer #1 has to shave his flowing locks and chose the black and white hood.

dub said...

Yes, please become familiar with the McDonalds hot plate...you'll be seeing it a lot in your long term career.

dub said...

If it wasnt for Ceiling Cat, there would be NO pussy in their lives.

Viking04 said...

The wrestlers always cut to the front of the line at the unemployment office.

Jack Reacher said...

"Gee, Dave, who'd have thought we'd still be going to Kiss festivals thirty years later?"

Jack Reacher said...

The Masked Dorks liked to hang out at the laundry chute in case the hottie in apartment 3C was doing her laundry.

steve o said...

The Flaming Destructor and Backdoor Avenger pick out countertops for their new apartment in DC.

Viking04 said...

Thinking the cameras were off, The Twin Towers of Justice began singing, Act 2 TRISTAN UND ISOLDE. (Wie Sie fassen, wie Sie lassen...)

dadoctah said...

Throttleslob and Slammenpuss look on in disgust at their poor showings in the "most-frequently-chosen Pokemon" derby.

The Man said...

Mango and Thresh enjoyed the finer things in life: Walks on the beach, a good Merlot, and the sound of smashing classic works of arts over their opponents heads.

The Man said...

The latest GOP gimmack to woo back voters looks...awesome.

Matt the K said...

Parent / teacher meeting day for Strongbad's folks.

Matt the K said...

Dog and Beth figured if they were ever gonna do bounty work in Mexico again, they'd have to wear disguises.

Army of Dad said...

You are right, dub will think our Lady of Guadalupe too fat. He will also make jokes about her eating the pancakes when they are on the griddle.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama's enforcers make a visit to Tom Lauria to discuss his opposition to the Chrysler plan.

ochagirl said...

The original story involves Luchadores and people worshiping the "Lady of Guadalupe" they think they see on a griddle. I DARE anyone to come up with a weirder caption.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-virgin4-2009may04,0,6623680.story

Viking04 said...

Per ochagirl, the Truth is stranger than our fiction.

metalgarth said...

Nacho Legay

Matt the K said...

Wow.

curly said...

Griddle Griddle on the wall,
Who's swine flu infested, illegal alien exporting, near bankrupt third world nation is the saddest of them all?

Mr. Hankey said...

Keeping busy watching for rust

molson said...

Dude? Are you wearing pants? Did I not tell you not to wear pants? It's tights OK? We wear tights! Sheesh.

Matt the K said...

Oooh, chalupa, splattered, splattered!

Submariner said...

When did Dolly Parton start the wras'lin' career?

Submariner said...

Stand back, amigos - we're trained proffesionals...

mklasing said...

Gay Porn Title: "XXX Men: Bondage Boy meets Flamer Face"

Keninnorcal said...

While checking out the BART map: not only did the Black Hole wannabes dress incorrectly, they couldn't figure out how they ended up in Stockton...

Army of Dad said...

Mexicans can't get American lingo down, this is not 'getting all up in somone's grill'.

mpur said...

You must dress appropriately when paying homage to an image of the Virgin Mary on a pancake griddle. Seriously, get with the program, folks!

Submariner said...

There are a plethora of saints in the oil spatters, el Jeffe Tigre, ...

Submariner said...

There are no pancakes left? CURSES! Senor Black has beat us to breakfast yet again.

dub said...

Sam Adams drives with his pants down!

Its not a funny caption for this picture...but it sure is becomming a funny story for people in Portland.

Adjustah said...

I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Dog The Bounty Hunter