SnowSnake 1. Standard Cap #218: "Mom?"
2. "Are we done here? I need to get to Minnesota and sing an aria over Norm Coleman's re-election bid."
3. Unexpectedly, all of Madonna's nip-tucks come loose at the same time in the middle of a performance.
4. Metaphors for Democrat spending, anyone?
5. There's enough material for five Thursday babes here. Unfortunately, it's all combined into one big Friday nightmare.
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Would someone puhleeze tell Megan McCain to stop being such an attention whore?
Best of Viking04
SHE BREEEACCCHHEESSS! Mr. Starbuck, lower the boats.
Best of sixdegreesofblondness
Do my gigantic bovine tits make my butt look fat?
Best of dub
I turned it on, but the Futurama, it does nothing.
Best of Submariner
It was at that fateful moment that Margie realized how right the doctor has been when he warned her that "...one day, your weight and gravity will overcome your hip sockets."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I hope Perez Hilton likes my routine. We use the same eyeliner."
Best of prince of leaves
1986: "Boudoir weaaaarrrrr!" The Soviet Union's 'Glasnost in the Bedroom' traveling lingerie exhibition closes quietly after the first night in London.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Full splits or outright geological fault? Only her geologist knows for sure...
Best of dadoctah
In a figurative sense *only*, the early 90s were lean years for Miss Bertinelli's career.
Best of Rich Bateman
Hey...I have that outfit!
Best of Mr. Hankey
Britney Spears' next comeback isn't expected to be as successful.
Best of Double the U
...and it's called "The Aristocrats!