1. Standard Cap #218: "Mom?"2. "Are we done here? I need to get to Minnesota and sing an aria over Norm Coleman's re-election bid."
3. Unexpectedly, all of Madonna's nip-tucks come loose at the same time in the middle of a performance.
4. Metaphors for Democrat spending, anyone?
5. There's enough material for five Thursday babes here. Unfortunately, it's all combined into one big Friday nightmare.
Wicked Doubleplusgood Best of
Would someone puhleeze tell Megan McCain to stop being such an attention whore?
Best of Viking04
SHE BREEEACCCHHEESSS! Mr. Starbuck, lower the boats.
Best of sixdegreesofblondness
Do my gigantic bovine tits make my butt look fat?
Best of dub
I turned it on, but the Futurama, it does nothing.
Best of Submariner
It was at that fateful moment that Margie realized how right the doctor has been when he warned her that "...one day, your weight and gravity will overcome your hip sockets."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I hope Perez Hilton likes my routine. We use the same eyeliner."
Best of prince of leaves
1986: "Boudoir weaaaarrrrr!" The Soviet Union's 'Glasnost in the Bedroom' traveling lingerie exhibition closes quietly after the first night in London.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Full splits or outright geological fault? Only her geologist knows for sure...
Best of dadoctah
In a figurative sense *only*, the early 90s were lean years for Miss Bertinelli's career.
Best of Rich Bateman
Hey...I have that outfit!
Best of Mr. Hankey
Britney Spears' next comeback isn't expected to be as successful.
Best of Double the U
...and it's called "The Aristocrats!
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Gabrielle has really let herself go since Xena shut down production.
Finally feminists achieve equality for da fat chicks on broadway after their brilliant coupe on Spains runways this past fall.
each year they get closer to the floor while they take longer to settle
SHE BREEEACCCHHEESSS!
Mr. Starbuck, lower the boats.
Russ Meyer was never hired as a "pyrotechnic artist" ever again
Do my gigantic bovine tits make my butt look fat?
I turned it on, but the Futurama, it does nothing.
Fat bottomed girls, you make the ... OK, fat bottomed & really busty girls, you make the ... OK, OK, fat bottomed & really busty virgins, every one of them & especially Helga - you make the rockin' world go round!
It took a heavy-duty rough-terrain fork lift to break the suction.
Just another gay transvestite night at Disney World.
Dammit Whacko - you took my first thought, but I was going to go with a "tree spade..."
Say whatever you want, but she's still about a dozen times as patriotic as Pelosi.
Call me Ishmael...
Help; I've fallen and I can't get up!
It was at that fateful moment that Margie realized how right the doctor has been when he warned her that "...one day, your weight and gravity will overcome your hip sockets."
Thought bubble: "Note to self - get a bigger midget to catch me when I leap."
"I hope Perez Hilton likes my routine. We use the same eyeliner."
Production of new NEA projects accelerates dramatically during the Obama years.
1986: "Boudoir weaaaarrrrr!" The Soviet Union's 'Glasnost in the Bedroom' traveling lingerie exhibition closes quietly after the first night in London.
"Welcome to Wanda's Ugly Truth: the large-woman's alternative to Victoria's Secret!"
Forgotten in the coverage of the more famous flipper babies was the spectrum of other limb deformities caused by Thalidomide.
"No no! I can get up without the winch! Just give me a minute!"
Doesn't look like it's shaping up to be a good leap; "Oh boy..."
SOTG; you promised you'd help me up. SOTG! SOTG? Anyone? Anyone?
It's just a shame Ed Sullivan died before he got to see this.
How Perez Hilton saw Miss California.
Full splits or outright geological fault? Only her geologist knows for sure...
It gets worse. There is actually two women in this photo.
Would someone puhleeze tell Megan McCain to stop being such an attention whore?
Government selection of Car Show Babes, based on union tenure, were just part of the newly-restructured auto industry.
Miss America 2010 was, in truth, not a classic beauty. But her enlightened, tolerant answer on human-animal sex relationships won broad support among the judges.
I can not think of anything funny about this, so I will say nothing.
Sharon Stone's dazzling new one-woman Vegas show featured a combination of fireworks, elaborate sets, and ugly, old cooch.
Sadly, Christie Allie was never as popular as her younger sister, Kirstie.
And next on Britain's got Talent....
Nice 'yams', but I'm not sure which end I am talking about.
You think that's horrible -- I accidentally clicked on the picture and got a full size version. Aaaaargh!
In a figurative sense *only*, the early 90s were lean years for Miss Bertinelli's career.
Hey...I have that outfit!
Mom! Get off the stage!
Pasties with a tie...is she mad???
Euro-Disney holds tryouts for "So You Think You Can Dance."
As the demographics of an aging US society progressed, so too did the marketing strategy for Hooters.
Introducing...the next Associate Justice on the US Supreme Court.
Let's just throw it on the wall and see what stickes.
Sloppy seconds -- and thirds and fourths and fifths.
Talk about your "Urban Assault Vehicle..."
2020 - Kim Kardashian's decision to star in the remake of "Striptease" was the final straw that killed her once promising career.
Immediately, the vetting of Sonia Sotomayor comes into question.
Where Muppet Babies come from.
I don't think I have enough flour in-house.
Legs ain't gonna help. She will still leave slug trails.
Bootyquake! The world tour.
Britney Spears' next comeback isn't expected to be as successful.
THIS is the reason London Bridge fell down.
... and they never saw Dub again.
...and it's called "The Aristocrats!
"So I lost a pasty - whatcha gonna do - call the FCC?"
They always celebrate like this in London whenever the Princess of Whales is in town.
Where will you be when your hip dislocates?
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