Friday, May 29, 2009

He iz also unhapy abotu the gay marridge rooling

California teachers may be expensive (highest paid in the country) but you can't argue with the results. Actually, you're not allowed to argue with the results. That would make you a racist hater.



Best of Mr. Hankey
Should say "Hey you people who actually pay taxes!! The guy we voted for says we deserve more of your money and I want it now! But I'll be okay for now if you just let me marry my boyfriend"

Best of Jack Reacher
Literacy takes its lumps here, both with the sign-maker and the girl who can't read the directions and so straps her backpack to her chest.

Best of GregMan
OAR: "Halp! Im beenig represed! Kome adn sea teh vyolence inhernit in teh sistum!"

Best of dadoctah
"Our lives is worth more than Sharpies!"

Best of dadoctah
Armed with a link to the LA Times photo archive, Santiago went on to a lucrative career composing subject lines for spam e-mails.

Best of Matt the K
And after school, a proud Mrs. Sotomayor put Ramon's picture from art class on frigerator.

Best of Spin
Fez knew his son would turn to teh ghey even before he left Wisconsin

25 comments:

Viking04 said...

Protesting the inadequacy of ESL programs.

Viking04 said...

Pensilz cauz badd spellng.

Viking04 said...

ZORRO! Where are you when we need you?

Julie the Jarhead said...

Vanna White has teh missing 's' and is holding it for ransom.

Silhouette said...

Masive protets today as CapThis reched a ful pag witout BestOfs.

Silhouette said...

The saddest thing is that he lacked the attention span to finish coloring in the exclamation point.

(color-color-color)
"Ah, to heck with it, this is taking too long."
(scriiiible)
"Done."

Mr. Hankey said...

Should say "Hey you people who actually pay taxes!! The guy we voted for says we deserve more of your money and I want it now! But I'll be okay for now if you just let me marry my boyfriend"

Matt the K said...

Represion:

Your either fro or againts it.

Jack Reacher said...

Literacy takes its lumps here, both with the sign-maker and the girl who can't read the directions and so straps her backpack to her chest.

Whacko said...

In the LA school system, 50% on a spelling test is an "A."

GregMan said...

Wat a monor.

wv: dernatin - der natin iz going tu hel in a hnadbaskit.

GregMan said...

Dont wory, he'll bee on teh surtpeme cuort soon enuf.

GregMan said...

OAR: "Halp! Im beenig represed! Kome adn sea teh vyolence inhernit in teh sistum!"

dadoctah said...

"Our lives is worth more than Sharpies!"

dadoctah said...

Armed with a link to the LA Times photo archive, Santiago went on to a lucrative career composing subject lines for spam e-mails.

mpur said...

Oh. My. Dog. Dyslexia is so sad.





WV: monsugam - don't know what it means but it would make a great sign

Kaptain Krude said...

His IQ may be low, but his self-esteem soars with the eagles!


wv: unsit - How to subtly tell your guests it is time to go. "You want to tell me another story about your childhood, eh Jonesy? Sure, just unsit yourself down and tell me all about it."

Submariner said...

Him perants smut bee so porud!

Submariner said...

Anyone wanna bet his faculty advisor is Ward Churchill?

Submariner said...

Thought bubble - twink in the aqua shirt; "O.M.G! They called out the O.M.O.H. cops! I think I've died and gone to Gaia!"

Matt the K said...

And after school, a proud Mrs. Sotomayor put Ramon's picture from art class on frigerator.



wv: colore - what Ramon does in his special schoolbooks

Spin said...

Fez knew his son would turn to teh ghey even before he left Wisconsin

Anonymous said...

Are those warts back there, or only calluses. Me, I am betting on warts - condylomata lata, actually.

robert said...

No wise Latina woman here - move along.

No depresion over represion here.

Kid on left in blue shirt: "That is soooo gay!"

A mind is a terrible thing to, uh uh... oh, never mind.

vw: minglect: v, to neglect the mind.

Kaptain Krude said...

You just know his parents have a "My child is an Honor Student at..." bumper sticker on their car.