Friday, May 22, 2009

Hail Cobra



1. "Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts! unsex me here, And fill me from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty; make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse, That no compunctious visitings of nature Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between The effect and it! Come to my woman's breasts, And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers, Wherever in your sightless substances You wait on nature's mischief!"

2. Tragedy ensued when they wandered into the Plushy convention next door and were ripped to shreds by a guy in a mongoose costume.

3. "I will have my revenge on you, Dick Cheney! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

4. Whatever this guy paid eHarmony to match him with his soul-mate, it still wasn't enough.

5. ORA: "Dammit, Roadblock, for the last time... I don't want a body massage!"

Best of Viking04
It was the only way Rahm could attend the convention, and it felt so 'right'.

Best of metalgarth
4' foot wooden snake rod. What's he overcompensating for?

Best of mpur
The dreadful day that C.O.B.R.A. joined forces with C.A.M.E.L.T.O.E.

Best of Silhouette
"Sorry about the lay-offs, everyone, but here are Fred and Helen from HR to tell you about your health insurance options."

Best of steve o
This week on Project Runway, contestant vie to create the uniforms for the elite U.N. Special Forces.

Best of Submariner
Those are UN Special Forces uniforms, Steve O? I thought they were French irregulars...

Best of prince of leaves
"What's the big deal? If the head of Mothers Against Drunk Driving can be a man, why can't a man be the leader of the Inflamed Vagina Militia?"

Best of Rich Bateman
Let me introduccccce you to the misssusss? Isss that a sssnake in your pocket?

Best of Army of Mom
DON'T.LOOK.NOW.THERE.IS.A.JEDI.RIGHT.BEHIND.YOU.

Best of mega
Amina figured the niqab got her squared away with the Koran, which, she noted, didn't say anything about cameltoe.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Protesting in front of the White House, COBRA terrorists argue that GI Joe team members used excessive Kung-Fu Grip when interrogating prisoners. Obama is expected to soon declare that Kung-Fu Grip is torture and barbaric.

29 comments:

ZACHARIEL - GAY ANGEL said...

Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley make their first public appearance together in 12 years.
Mr Jackson left his children sitting on the balconey railing of his high rise hotel suite.

Viking04 said...

It was the only way Rahm could attend the convention, and it felt so 'right'.

Submariner said...

Double ORA:

David Prowse goes all "Clayton Moore" on George Lucas.

metalgarth said...

4' foot wooden snake rod. What's he overcompensating for?

mpur said...

The dreadful day that C.O.B.R.A. joined forces with C.A.M.E.L.T.O.E.

Silhouette said...

"Sorry about the lay-offs, everyone, but here are Fred and Helen from HR to tell you about your health insurance options."

mklasing said...

Not surprisingly, the Tea Party protest in San Francisco only attracted two protesters.

mklasing said...

With the new fall show "Adventures of Snake Man" the entire NBC network has jumped the shark.

steve o said...

This week on Project Runway, contestant vie to create the uniforms for the elite U.N. Special Forces.

Whacko said...

"Um, Bruce dear, I'm getting the funny feeling that this isn't supposed to be a costume party."

Submariner said...

Those are UN Special Forces uniforms, Steve O? I thought they were French irregulars...

Submariner said...

Recruitment in the Castro District always had a slightly different feel to it.



v word - worishom - what Sean Connery found recruitment in the Castro District.

Submariner said...

"Today" decided to broadcast from the street, eh?

Submariner said...

Cap This! Standard #13:

"Pardon me, but do you have a moment for me to tell you about Ron Paul?"

prince of leaves said...

1974: Preproduction costume tests for Darth Vader and Boba Fett fail with Lucas' focus groups.

prince of leaves said...

"What's the big deal? If the head of Mothers Against Drunk Driving can be a man, why can't a man be the leader of the Inflamed Vagina Militia?"

dadoctah said...

"It's funny, but I used to think blue wasn't my color."

Kaptain Krude said...

"COBRA!....in my pants!"

Nose said...

Does this spandex make my "noonie" look like it has a crease in it?

Rich Bateman said...

Let me introduccccce you to the misssusss? Isss that a sssnake in your pocket?

Whacko said...

"Just let it go, Bruce, you know there will always be someone with a larger utility belt."

Army of Mom said...

Hurry up already, my taxi's waiting outside.

Army of Mom said...

DON'T.LOOK.NOW.THERE.IS.A.JEDI.RIGHT.BEHIND.YOU.

Army of Mom said...

After the tragic White House fire, President Obama adopted a new style. And, traded in Michelle, too.

mega said...

Amina figured the niqab got her squared away with the Koran, which, she noted, didn't say anything about cameltoe.

Mr. Hankey said...

Protesting in front of the White House, COBRA terrorists argue that GI Joe team members used excessive Kung-Fu Grip when interrogating prisoners. Obama is expected to soon declare that Kung-Fu Grip is torture and barbaric.

dub said...

*looks for the naked guy in the reflection*

WhoopsieDaisey said...

dub said...
*looks for the naked guy in the reflection*
The naked GUY dub? That answers a lot of questions about your posts...

The Constant Consonant said...

Actually my costume is just bunched a bit on the side of my leg since im turned to pose - although, Cobratoe was difficult to avoid at points during the convention. And there was no naked guy in front of us, just some sad jedi's.
All the best
-Jasz the femme trooper