K is P
1. "I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of that man!"
2. Despite Biden's enthusiastic squealing like a pig, there were still no takers.
3. Plugs thought acting out the podium scene from Police Academy was the height of comic wit.
4. "Sorry, I thought I saw a sniper..."
5. Plugs couldn't believe Forrest Gump beat him at ping-pong and Trivial Pursuit.
Best of Oiao
"And I don't want any fuggin fancy mustard on that burger, got it?!
Best of Silhouette
"For the last time, I didn't reveal any national secrets, like that the nuclear launch code is 2187 or that our subs are right now in the harbor of St. Petersburg or that the Jefferson Memorial is hiding a vast sensor array."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
As the security detail looked on in stunned silence, the Vice President continued his heated debate with the invisible squirrel on the picnic table.
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of Submariner
Soylent Green is people, I tell ya!
Best of Whacko
"... and not only that but the President's bomb-proof bunker is at N38.56.18, W76.59.42. Ooops! Maybe that should have been off the record. Looks like I'll be in Time Out again!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"...one more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian . the pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog reveal the deep sickness you truly possess and explain your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick f*** you really are." The identity of V the K's anonymous troll is finally revealed.
Best of dub
"LOOK!! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!! What's with all the black people all of a sudden??"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Doing his best Reverend Wright routine, Joe figures that he'll get back on Obama's good side.
Best of Army of Mom
Wow, Mr. Vice President. That is eerie. You really do resemble Bob Barker when you shout "the price is right!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I saw you throw that!"
Best of Matt the K
Phil Hartman has risen from the dead, and he is PISSED!