1. ORA: "Is that Retard Rock?" "Yeah, Man." "Well, Turn it up, man!"
2. Unfortunately, Corky lost out to Jason the Compulsive Masturbator in the 'Best Impression of Chris Matthews listening to an Obama Speech' Competition.
3. Forcing terrorists to listen to John Tesh for 38 straight hours was very effective until John McCain decided it was "torture."
4.What kind of person gets excited over a temporary $8 a week tax loan? Here you go.
5. The "I'm an iPod/I'm a Zune" campaign got off to a rough start.
Best of metalgarth
He said "Conservatives are dingleberries".... huh, huh, huh, huh. Beavis, I told you to quit listening to Air America. Now I hafta kick your ass
Best of The Man
Hey Kobe - I'm open, dog
Best of GregMan
"Mwah-ah-ah. Mwuh? Mwuh! Buh-buh-buh. Een. Een! Eeen!"
Although he was severely retarded, Corky's ability to imitate the Obamessiah off TelePrompTer was astonishing.
Best of GregMan
We replaced Rachel Maddow on Air America with a complete retard. Let's see if anyone notices.
Best of mklasing
Having run out of ideas, TBS unveils its new reality series "Corky on Crack"
Best of Submariner
Uncle daddy! Uncle daddy! The ice cream man's here - can I get a Strawberry Shortcake?
Best of dadoctah
New technology allows talk-radio listeners to send ten thousand volts back through the headphones of any commentator they disagree with.
Danny Bonaduce was the first casualty.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Some guys really jam to the lead guitar section of "Ebony & Ivory".
Best of Viking04
Never ignore that electrical short in your vibrating butt plug.