1. ORA: "Is that Retard Rock?" "Yeah, Man." "Well, Turn it up, man!"
2. Unfortunately, Corky lost out to Jason the Compulsive Masturbator in the 'Best Impression of Chris Matthews listening to an Obama Speech' Competition.
3. Forcing terrorists to listen to John Tesh for 38 straight hours was very effective until John McCain decided it was "torture."
4.What kind of person gets excited over a temporary $8 a week tax loan? Here you go.
5. The "I'm an iPod/I'm a Zune" campaign got off to a rough start.
Best of metalgarth
He said "Conservatives are dingleberries".... huh, huh, huh, huh. Beavis, I told you to quit listening to Air America. Now I hafta kick your ass
Best of The Man
Hey Kobe - I'm open, dog
Best of GregMan
"Mwah-ah-ah. Mwuh? Mwuh! Buh-buh-buh. Een. Een! Eeen!"
Although he was severely retarded, Corky's ability to imitate the Obamessiah off TelePrompTer was astonishing.
Best of GregMan
We replaced Rachel Maddow on Air America with a complete retard. Let's see if anyone notices.
Best of mklasing
Having run out of ideas, TBS unveils its new reality series "Corky on Crack"
Best of Submariner
Uncle daddy! Uncle daddy! The ice cream man's here - can I get a Strawberry Shortcake?
Best of dadoctah
New technology allows talk-radio listeners to send ten thousand volts back through the headphones of any commentator they disagree with.
Danny Bonaduce was the first casualty.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Some guys really jam to the lead guitar section of "Ebony & Ivory".
Best of Viking04
Never ignore that electrical short in your vibrating butt plug.
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1. ORA: "Is that Retard Rock?" "Yeah, Man." "Well, Turn it up, man!"
I nominate this one for Caption of the Year
He said "Conservatives are dingleberries".... huh, huh, huh, huh. Beavis, I told you to quit listening to Air America. Now I hafta kick your ass
Why you are better off not knowing what your favorite radio DJ looks like
Waassup!
Dude, that phrase went out years ago.
Dog The Bounty Hunter's "normal" son went into radio rather than chase bail jumpers.
Looks like someone is ready for Thursday.
How wiggers are created.
Hey Kobe - I'm open, dog
"Mwah-ah-ah. Mwuh? Mwuh! Buh-buh-buh. Een. Een! Eeen!"
Although he was severely retarded, Corky's ability to imitate the Obamessiah off TelePrompTer was astonishing.
I see it's Interview Day at the Treasury Department.
I see they found Joe Biden's red-headed stepchild. Looks about as intelligent.
We replaced Rachel Maddow on Air America with a retard. Let's see if anyone notices.
I told you that you didn't want to see how bond-rating firms develop their criteria.
The "I voted" pin for this one is unecessary; we know he voted, and we know how he voted.
Settle down, Dude; Franken's not in yet.
I hope Futurama comes on soon so I dont have to look at this douchebag anymore.
Some people just shouldn't show us their O face.
In a new ad campaign, NPR unveils "The Face of America's Liberal"...Ratings fell even further
Having run out of ideas, TBS unveils its new reality series "Corky on Crack"
The Greek column was a lot bigger than Corky thought it was.
"I'm not wearing pants and I just sat on a cactus!" - Corky's antics didn't result in the ratings increase he was hoping for.
♪ Timmeh! ♪
"... and this is your best friend on X - any questions?"
"Muh brother wuz muh father, but it din't never hurt me none..."
Uncle daddy! Uncle daddy! The ice cream man's here - can I get a Strawberry Shortcake?
New technology allows talk-radio listeners to send ten thousand volts back through the headphones of any commentator they disagree with.
Danny Bonaduce was the first casualty.
Some guys really jam to the lead guitar section of "Ebony & Ivory".
Air-Guitar Hero is only popular in Southern California.
Wanna guess what I'm sitting on?
♪ You, light up my li-i-ife;
You give me tokes - to carry on...♪
Never ignore that electrical short in your vibrating butt plug.
The Shocker...UR DOIN IT RONG...I HOPE.
Did you know that Chris "Corky" Burke actually has a band and has some records out??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY
After listening to that, you to will look like Corky on acid.
That's you *too*, I meant to say...
You are NOT going to believe what I just caught our girls doing...
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