Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Corky Enjoys Chinese Democracy

Metalgarth
1. ORA: "Is that Retard Rock?" "Yeah, Man." "Well, Turn it up, man!"

2. Unfortunately, Corky lost out to Jason the Compulsive Masturbator in the 'Best Impression of Chris Matthews listening to an Obama Speech' Competition.

3. Forcing terrorists to listen to John Tesh for 38 straight hours was very effective until John McCain decided it was "torture."

4.What kind of person gets excited over a temporary $8 a week tax loan? Here you go.

5. The "I'm an iPod/I'm a Zune" campaign got off to a rough start.

Best of metalgarth
He said "Conservatives are dingleberries".... huh, huh, huh, huh. Beavis, I told you to quit listening to Air America. Now I hafta kick your ass

Best of The Man
Hey Kobe - I'm open, dog

Best of GregMan
"Mwah-ah-ah. Mwuh? Mwuh! Buh-buh-buh. Een. Een! Eeen!"
Although he was severely retarded, Corky's ability to imitate the Obamessiah off TelePrompTer was astonishing.

Best of GregMan
We replaced Rachel Maddow on Air America with a complete retard. Let's see if anyone notices.

Best of mklasing
Having run out of ideas, TBS unveils its new reality series "Corky on Crack"

Best of Submariner
Uncle daddy! Uncle daddy! The ice cream man's here - can I get a Strawberry Shortcake?

Best of dadoctah
New technology allows talk-radio listeners to send ten thousand volts back through the headphones of any commentator they disagree with.
Danny Bonaduce was the first casualty.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Some guys really jam to the lead guitar section of "Ebony & Ivory".

Best of Viking04
Never ignore that electrical short in your vibrating butt plug.

35 comments:

metalgarth said...

1. ORA: "Is that Retard Rock?" "Yeah, Man." "Well, Turn it up, man!"

I nominate this one for Caption of the Year

metalgarth said...

He said "Conservatives are dingleberries".... huh, huh, huh, huh. Beavis, I told you to quit listening to Air America. Now I hafta kick your ass

metalgarth said...

Why you are better off not knowing what your favorite radio DJ looks like

Army of Dad said...

Waassup!

Dude, that phrase went out years ago.

Army of Dad said...

Dog The Bounty Hunter's "normal" son went into radio rather than chase bail jumpers.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like someone is ready for Thursday.

Mr. Hankey said...

How wiggers are created.

The Man said...

Hey Kobe - I'm open, dog

GregMan said...

"Mwah-ah-ah. Mwuh? Mwuh! Buh-buh-buh. Een. Een! Eeen!"

Although he was severely retarded, Corky's ability to imitate the Obamessiah off TelePrompTer was astonishing.

GregMan said...

I see it's Interview Day at the Treasury Department.

GregMan said...

I see they found Joe Biden's red-headed stepchild. Looks about as intelligent.

GregMan said...

We replaced Rachel Maddow on Air America with a retard. Let's see if anyone notices.

Jack Reacher said...

I told you that you didn't want to see how bond-rating firms develop their criteria.

Jack Reacher said...

The "I voted" pin for this one is unecessary; we know he voted, and we know how he voted.

Jack Reacher said...

Settle down, Dude; Franken's not in yet.

dub said...

I hope Futurama comes on soon so I dont have to look at this douchebag anymore.

mpur said...

Some people just shouldn't show us their O face.

mklasing said...

In a new ad campaign, NPR unveils "The Face of America's Liberal"...Ratings fell even further

mklasing said...

Having run out of ideas, TBS unveils its new reality series "Corky on Crack"

Julie the Jarhead said...

The Greek column was a lot bigger than Corky thought it was.

jeff said...

"I'm not wearing pants and I just sat on a cactus!" - Corky's antics didn't result in the ratings increase he was hoping for.

Submariner said...

♪ Timmeh! ♪

Submariner said...

"... and this is your best friend on X - any questions?"

Submariner said...

"Muh brother wuz muh father, but it din't never hurt me none..."

Submariner said...

Uncle daddy! Uncle daddy! The ice cream man's here - can I get a Strawberry Shortcake?

dadoctah said...

New technology allows talk-radio listeners to send ten thousand volts back through the headphones of any commentator they disagree with.

Danny Bonaduce was the first casualty.

Mr. Hankey said...

Some guys really jam to the lead guitar section of "Ebony & Ivory".

Mr. Hankey said...

Air-Guitar Hero is only popular in Southern California.

molson said...

Wanna guess what I'm sitting on?

Submariner said...

♪ You, light up my li-i-ife;
You give me tokes - to carry on...♪

Viking04 said...

Never ignore that electrical short in your vibrating butt plug.

dub said...

The Shocker...UR DOIN IT RONG...I HOPE.

Matt the K said...

Did you know that Chris "Corky" Burke actually has a band and has some records out??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY

After listening to that, you to will look like Corky on acid.

Matt the K said...

That's you *too*, I meant to say...

Submariner said...

You are NOT going to believe what I just caught our girls doing...