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All I said was that I don't like Elton John and Andrew Lloyd Weber, why is President Hillary sending me to a 're-education' camp?
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Homo Police accidentally arrest Dick Morris after hearing a mere 6 seconds of his whiny little voice.
Best of dub
Dont taze me OMOH!
Best of metalgarth
The penalties for a bad caption were far worse than the newbie imagined
Best of Submariner
Fed up with Jack's antics, Mr. Roper has him carted away by the Intifada.
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I was just trying to get George Michael's autograph.
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"Leave me alone! I'm engaged to Cynthia Nixon!"
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Rush Limbaugh's goons made quick work of trespasser Michael J. Fox.
Best of GregMan
John Edwards did not go peacefully to his DNA paternity test.
1. "I didn't say 'Putin is an ass' I said 'Put it in my ass!'"
2. "Promise me the strip search will be... rough!"
3. "He's got the whole world... in his hands... C'mon, sing it with me? What's the matter, are you people uptight or something?"
4. Obama deploys his crack "Throw Him Under the Bus" Squad to deal with another political embarrassment.
5. "But I like my women with a little meat on them!" dub's reign as Supreme Ruler of Earth was harsh indeed.
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All I said was that I don't like Elton John and Andrew Lloyd Weber, why is President Hillary sending me to a 're-education' camp?
Homo Police accidentally arrest Dick Morris after hearing a mere 6 seconds of his whiny little voice.
NO! I don't read Moonbattery.com! I swear! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME AWAY!
NOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT MAKE ME GO TO ALLISONVILLE!!!
Dont taze me OMOH!
Oh come on, Futurama was just about to start!!
The penalties for a bad caption were far worse than the newbie imagined
Fed up with Jack's antics, Mr. Roper has him carted away by the Intifada.
NObody expects "The Inquisition!"
Hey, I didn't ask or tell.
Look, I was just trying to get George Michael's autograph.
"Leave me alone! I'm engaged to Cynthia Nixon!"
OMOH security remove a STTOGAF spy.
"That suit! That tie! Seize him!" Sully has another dream of dictatorial power tempered with great fashion sense.
WV:unsur. No, I'm pretty sure.
Rush Limbaugh's goons made quick work of trespasser Michael J. Fox.
The man who looked behind the wizard's curtain and saw Putin is never heard from again.
"Dear Stud Muffin Magazine, I never thought those letters in your magazine were real, until just the other day..."
Sadly, even Dana Carvey discovered that life after SNL was neither funny nor successful.
A young Rodney Dangerfield never got any respect.
"Wait! I haven't finished telling them about Ron Paul!"
John Edwards did not go peacefully to his DNA paternity test.
In Soviet Russia police screw you. Not in court, in booty hole.
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