Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Busted by the Homo Police




Best of metalgarth
All I said was that I don't like Elton John and Andrew Lloyd Weber, why is President Hillary sending me to a 're-education' camp?

Best of mklasing
Homo Police accidentally arrest Dick Morris after hearing a mere 6 seconds of his whiny little voice.

Best of dub
Dont taze me OMOH!

Best of metalgarth
The penalties for a bad caption were far worse than the newbie imagined

Best of Submariner
Fed up with Jack's antics, Mr. Roper has him carted away by the Intifada.

Best of Snowdog
I was just trying to get George Michael's autograph.

Best of dadoctah
"Leave me alone! I'm engaged to Cynthia Nixon!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Rush Limbaugh's goons made quick work of trespasser Michael J. Fox.

Best of GregMan
John Edwards did not go peacefully to his DNA paternity test.


1. "I didn't say 'Putin is an ass' I said 'Put it in my ass!'"

2. "Promise me the strip search will be... rough!"

3. "He's got the whole world... in his hands... C'mon, sing it with me? What's the matter, are you people uptight or something?"

4. Obama deploys his crack "Throw Him Under the Bus" Squad to deal with another political embarrassment.

5. "But I like my women with a little meat on them!" dub's reign as Supreme Ruler of Earth was harsh indeed.

22 comments:

metalgarth said...

All I said was that I don't like Elton John and Andrew Lloyd Weber, why is President Hillary sending me to a 're-education' camp?

mklasing said...

Homo Police accidentally arrest Dick Morris after hearing a mere 6 seconds of his whiny little voice.

Viking04 said...

NO! I don't read Moonbattery.com! I swear! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME AWAY!

dub said...

NOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT MAKE ME GO TO ALLISONVILLE!!!

dub said...

Dont taze me OMOH!

dub said...

Oh come on, Futurama was just about to start!!

metalgarth said...

The penalties for a bad caption were far worse than the newbie imagined

Submariner said...

Fed up with Jack's antics, Mr. Roper has him carted away by the Intifada.

Submariner said...

NObody expects "The Inquisition!"

Rodney Dill said...

Hey, I didn't ask or tell.

Snowdog said...

Look, I was just trying to get George Michael's autograph.

dadoctah said...

"Leave me alone! I'm engaged to Cynthia Nixon!"

Mr. Hankey said...

OMOH security remove a STTOGAF spy.

Jack Reacher said...

"That suit! That tie! Seize him!" Sully has another dream of dictatorial power tempered with great fashion sense.

WV:unsur. No, I'm pretty sure.

Jack Reacher said...

Rush Limbaugh's goons made quick work of trespasser Michael J. Fox.

Jack Reacher said...

The man who looked behind the wizard's curtain and saw Putin is never heard from again.

Jack Reacher said...

"Dear Stud Muffin Magazine, I never thought those letters in your magazine were real, until just the other day..."

mega said...

Sadly, even Dana Carvey discovered that life after SNL was neither funny nor successful.

Mr. Hankey said...

A young Rodney Dangerfield never got any respect.

GregMan said...

"Wait! I haven't finished telling them about Ron Paul!"

GregMan said...

John Edwards did not go peacefully to his DNA paternity test.

Army of Dad said...

In Soviet Russia police screw you. Not in court, in booty hole.