1. The Darfur fashion industry accessorizes with whatever is handy.
2. 2018: Malia Obama graduates high school wearing the bones of a conservative killed in the purge of 2011.
3. Working the chiropractor's convention was a new experience for working girl Kaqueefa X. Otic.
4. Tragedy ensues when Kate Moss tries to piggy back Naomi Campbell.
5. She's had even more bones *inside* of her if you know what I mean and I think that you do.
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Tim Burton is appointed Ethiopa's new Minister of Fashion,
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The result of last Thursday's meeting between Stormee Daniels and Skeletor.
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I still prefer DeForest Kelly from the TV series.
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Latonya queefed so hard her spine flew out through her back.
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"I'm sorry, boss, I can't come into work today. I threw my back out."
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Try as he might, the Predator couldn't quite rip the spine out of his trophy "Dr. Seuss" kill.
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I always knew that John Lennon had an Asian muse - "She got spinal cracker...she got feet down below her knees"
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Tim Burton is appointed Ethiopa's new Minister of Fashion,
The concept behind the whole fashion show was to design wardrobe items that made an exposed skeleton look normal by comparison. Hank's experience as a prison mortician allowed him the creativity to do just that.
Dem bones dem bones dem dry bones...
Gettin skinny enough for dub.... UR ON TEH RITE TRAK
Newest Standard Caption:
Bony Chick? Dub's got a stiffy by now
Damn you dub and your thunder stealing self parodying caption, damn you!
The result of last Thursday's meeting between Stormee Daniels and Skeletor.
It's going to take more than horizontal stripes....
wv: gredlero. New from Dodge!
Ah, I see the latest Republican fashion accessory is out.
"Yes, just like Sea Monkeys, you too can now grow a spine!"
(One can only wish at this point.)
"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!"
It was a close call, but Emily Deschanel eventually still won the part.
I still prefer DeForest Kelly from the TV series.
"Beatlejuice 2" just is not going to have the charm as the original.
Lexus' conjoined twin died years ago, but she couldn't bear the though of letting her go.
The dim bulb is connected to the back bone.
Fortunately the conjoined look never quote caught on...
Muh-chelle Obama always brought a snack in her backpack.
Latonya queefed so hard her spine flew out through her back.
"When the doctor said the brace offered excellent back support... he didn't explain that enough."
Figure 2 b. If protein-calorie malnutrition is sufficiently advanced, the dermis and ligaments weaken and skeletal elements can protrude directly through the skin.
Dude, *Alien's* girlfriend is totally hot!
I can't quite tell;
Is it being removed to make a conservative into a liberal, or being inserted to make a liberal into a conservative?
"I'm sorry, boss, I can't come into work today. I threw my back out."
Try as he might, the Predator couldn't quite rip the spine out of his trophy "Dr. Seuss" kill.
So what if a union ran heaven or close enough for government work.
Silhouette said...
"I'm sorry, boss, I can't come into work today. I threw my back out."
Thread's over, everybody out of the pool! We have a winner.
This is what happens when you have a baby sunny side up.
I always knew that John Lennon had an Asian muse - "She got spinal cracker...she got feet down below her knees"
LOST EPISODE - The Bob Newhart Show -
Patient comes in seeking a cure for the "monkey on her back."
Bob stutters, "uh Exactly how long have you ummm had this uh feeling?"
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