Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Bonerific

Brender
1. The Darfur fashion industry accessorizes with whatever is handy.

2. 2018: Malia Obama graduates high school wearing the bones of a conservative killed in the purge of 2011.

3. Working the chiropractor's convention was a new experience for working girl Kaqueefa X. Otic.

4. Tragedy ensues when Kate Moss tries to piggy back Naomi Campbell.

5. She's had even more bones *inside* of her if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

Best of Matt the K
Tim Burton is appointed Ethiopa's new Minister of Fashion,

Best of dadoctah
The result of last Thursday's meeting between Stormee Daniels and Skeletor.

Best of Rodney Dill
I still prefer DeForest Kelly from the TV series.

Best of GregMan
Latonya queefed so hard her spine flew out through her back.

Best of Silhouette
"I'm sorry, boss, I can't come into work today. I threw my back out."

Best of PabloD
Try as he might, the Predator couldn't quite rip the spine out of his trophy "Dr. Seuss" kill.

Best of Mr. Hankey
I always knew that John Lennon had an Asian muse - "She got spinal cracker...she got feet down below her knees"

29 comments:

Matt the K said...

Tim Burton is appointed Ethiopa's new Minister of Fashion,

Two Dogs said...

The concept behind the whole fashion show was to design wardrobe items that made an exposed skeleton look normal by comparison. Hank's experience as a prison mortician allowed him the creativity to do just that.

Viking04 said...

Dem bones dem bones dem dry bones...

dub said...

Gettin skinny enough for dub.... UR ON TEH RITE TRAK

metalgarth said...

Newest Standard Caption:

Bony Chick? Dub's got a stiffy by now

metalgarth said...

Damn you dub and your thunder stealing self parodying caption, damn you!

dadoctah said...

The result of last Thursday's meeting between Stormee Daniels and Skeletor.

dadoctah said...

It's going to take more than horizontal stripes....

wv: gredlero. New from Dodge!

Kaptain Krude said...

Ah, I see the latest Republican fashion accessory is out.

"Yes, just like Sea Monkeys, you too can now grow a spine!"

(One can only wish at this point.)

Kaptain Krude said...

"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!"

Rodney Dill said...

It was a close call, but Emily Deschanel eventually still won the part.

Rodney Dill said...

I still prefer DeForest Kelly from the TV series.

Double the U said...

"Beatlejuice 2" just is not going to have the charm as the original.

Army of Dad said...

Lexus' conjoined twin died years ago, but she couldn't bear the though of letting her go.

Army of Dad said...

The dim bulb is connected to the back bone.

Chrees said...

Fortunately the conjoined look never quote caught on...

GregMan said...

Muh-chelle Obama always brought a snack in her backpack.

GregMan said...

Latonya queefed so hard her spine flew out through her back.

jeff said...

"When the doctor said the brace offered excellent back support... he didn't explain that enough."

ThisOne said...

Figure 2 b. If protein-calorie malnutrition is sufficiently advanced, the dermis and ligaments weaken and skeletal elements can protrude directly through the skin.

Matt the K said...

Dude, *Alien's* girlfriend is totally hot!

Submariner said...

I can't quite tell;
Is it being removed to make a conservative into a liberal, or being inserted to make a liberal into a conservative?

Silhouette said...

"I'm sorry, boss, I can't come into work today. I threw my back out."

PabloD said...

Try as he might, the Predator couldn't quite rip the spine out of his trophy "Dr. Seuss" kill.

molson said...

So what if a union ran heaven or close enough for government work.

Kaptain Krude said...

Silhouette said...

"I'm sorry, boss, I can't come into work today. I threw my back out."

Thread's over, everybody out of the pool! We have a winner.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you have a baby sunny side up.

Mr. Hankey said...

I always knew that John Lennon had an Asian muse - "She got spinal cracker...she got feet down below her knees"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

LOST EPISODE - The Bob Newhart Show -

Patient comes in seeking a cure for the "monkey on her back."
Bob stutters, "uh Exactly how long have you ummm had this uh feeling?"