1. The Darfur fashion industry accessorizes with whatever is handy.
2. 2018: Malia Obama graduates high school wearing the bones of a conservative killed in the purge of 2011.
3. Working the chiropractor's convention was a new experience for working girl Kaqueefa X. Otic.
4. Tragedy ensues when Kate Moss tries to piggy back Naomi Campbell.
5. She's had even more bones *inside* of her if you know what I mean and I think that you do.
Best of Matt the K
Tim Burton is appointed Ethiopa's new Minister of Fashion,
Best of dadoctah
The result of last Thursday's meeting between Stormee Daniels and Skeletor.
Best of Rodney Dill
I still prefer DeForest Kelly from the TV series.
Best of GregMan
Latonya queefed so hard her spine flew out through her back.
Best of Silhouette
"I'm sorry, boss, I can't come into work today. I threw my back out."
Best of PabloD
Try as he might, the Predator couldn't quite rip the spine out of his trophy "Dr. Seuss" kill.
Best of Mr. Hankey
I always knew that John Lennon had an Asian muse - "She got spinal cracker...she got feet down below her knees"