Friday, May 08, 2009

Baggin' It

Silhouette
1. Oh, for cryin' out loud. White shoes before Memorial Day?

2. Unfortunately, Nancy Pelosi clone organ bank will keep her alive well into the the twenty-second century.

3. Packing mail-order brides for shipping: UR DOIN IT WRONG!

4. The left tried to counter the "tea-bag" movement with its own "douche-bag" movement.

5. For formal occasions, Muslim women wear the white burqa.

So Best of Mr. Hankey it Disqualified All Other Yoko Ono based captions
After all of her projects consisted of people in bags, Yoko Ono was soon fired from Celebrity Apprentice.

Best of metalgarth
Soylent Marshmallows, another fine product from Nabisco

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Why do I feel like some Lindt white chocolate all of a sudden?

Best of Silhouette
Given her name, Helen had always wanted a Trojan-themed wedding.

Best of Viking04
Lost episode of Dr. Who. The Doctor and his companions foiled an invasion of Earth by the Saranwrapians.

Best of Nose
I don't mind the pointy shoes and the plastic isn't so bad once you get used to it, but this pole up my ass is killing me!

Best of steve o
French Special Forces prepare to take up positions outside Paris, but they don't want to be antagonistic about it.

Best of Submariner
The Secretary of State brings a slightly different "sack lunch" than most...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Joe Biden family queues up at a boarding gate enroute to what the White House bills as a perfectly safe and exciting post swine flu pandemic summer vacation.

Best of Mr. Right
Another new batch of Obamunists prepares to emerge from their "cuckoons."

31 comments:

Submariner said...

Klan assembly line.

Viking04 said...

Dammit! EVERYONE decided to show up dressed as a burrito.

Army of Dad said...

Full body condoms, part of the new elementary school sex-ed curriculum.

Army of Dad said...

Tammy! Just pull her string and she talks!

Matt the K said...

ORA: Yoko Ono used John's money to have herself cloned, much to Eric Clapton's chagrin.

Matt the K said...

First the Singing Astelins, now the Dancing Kotexes!

Matt the K said...

No,no,no,no,no!....WATCH. ME. BAGLETS!!!!

metalgarth said...

Soylent Marshmallows, another fine product from Nabisco

Julie the Jarhead said...

Why do I feel like some Lindt white chocolate all of a sudden?

mpur said...

So THAT'S what 72 virgins look like.

Silhouette said...

Given her name, Helen had always wanted a Trojan-themed wedding.

dub said...

Swine Flu...UR STILL GONNA GIT IT!

dub said...

The Klan has a new public service message about safe sex. Always wear a full body condom, and never sleep with one of them thar nig.....

dub said...

Hey, where da white sacks at?

dadoctah said...

Ladies and gentlemen: the Yokoettes!

Robert said...

This image brought to you by Trojan, reminding you that double... triple... or even six-bagging it can cause a tear.

Viking04 said...

Lost episode of Dr. Who.

The Doctor and his companions foiled an invasion of Earth by the Saranwrapians.

Nose said...

I don't mind the pointy shoes and the plastic isn't so bad once you get used to it, but this pole up my ass is killing me!

Viking04 said...

Danica was not pleased with the dancing Maxi-pads in her pitstall.

Submariner said...

Mumbled: "Don't ya just hate it when M'chele hit's 'that time' each month?"

Submariner said...

Nasty Pelosi unveils the new House Republican seating chart...

steve o said...

French Special Forces prepare to take up positions outside Paris, but they don't want to be antagonistic about it.

Submariner said...

The Secretary of State brings a slightly different "sack lunch" than most...

Mr. Hankey said...

Next time, California voters get to vote incognito in order to avoid gay rampage.

Mr. Hankey said...

After all of her projects consisted of people in bags, Yoko Ono was soon fired from Celebrity Apprentice.

Anonymous said...

Suppositories Propoertional to Michele's Broadass.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Adults on the Hubersville PTA committee may never live down their Friday night performance of "We Are Reefers, See Us Kill" - described in the local paper as "THE most pathetic attempt by conservatives to teach children about the perils of marijuana that this reporter has ever witnessed."

-OR-

Under pressure from distraught airlines executives, the Joe Biden family queues up at a boarding gate enroute to what the White House bills as a perfectly safe and exciting post swine flu pandemic summer vacation.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reuters-Detroit, MI: The Obamalama administration attempts to maintain order during the latter half of the 2010 Depression by legalizing suicide and putting idle automotive assembly lines to good use.
Talk about killing 2 birds with one stone!

Mr. Right said...

Klan meeting --- UR DOIN IT RONG!

Mr. Right said...

Another new batch of Obamunists prepares to emerge from their "cuckoons."

Mr. Right said...

Tea-bagging --- UR DOIN IT RONG!