1. Oh, for cryin' out loud. White shoes before Memorial Day?
2. Unfortunately, Nancy Pelosi clone organ bank will keep her alive well into the the twenty-second century.
3. Packing mail-order brides for shipping: UR DOIN IT WRONG!
4. The left tried to counter the "tea-bag" movement with its own "douche-bag" movement.
5. For formal occasions, Muslim women wear the white burqa.
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The Secretary of State brings a slightly different "sack lunch" than most...
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Another new batch of Obamunists prepares to emerge from their "cuckoons."