Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Baby Got Back


1. Women are advised to avoid anabolic steroids during pregnancy.

2. All right, you can have your captions, y'big baby.

3. This really does nothing to refute the notion that I am, in fact, a sick intercourse.

4. Gerber's denies reports that trace amounts of growth hormones have been detected in its strained peas.

5. Mental image of V the K whining about being less funny than Iowahawk.

Wicked Best of prince of leaves
It took fifteen months of kegels after his birth, but Jimmy's mom was eventually able to stop expelling her uterus every time she sneezed.

Best of dub
Sadly, this is the biggest set of tits posted on here in a couple of months.

Best of Submariner
Looks like the Lions just got themselves a new DT...

Best of mega
Charles Johnson became so consumed with his petty sandbox fight against Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer, that it actually started to manifest physically.

Best of dadoctah
Michael Chiklis has really let himself go.

Best of GregMan
Never mind this kid getting off my lawn, he needs to get off the entire suburban subdivision.

Best of Silhouette
"I thaid I wa thung by a beh. Call da hothpital."

Best of Chrees
Nope, still looking for someone or something Sasha Grey won't do.

Best of Unscrupulous
This is what happens when The Michelin Man forgets to don his rubber!

Best of racerboy
Yer gonna put this on the banner just to piss dub off, aren't ya V?

Best of Army of Dad
Do not taunt happy fun sumo.

52 comments:

dub said...

Standard dub Capshun #3: "HAPPY THURZDAY EVERYONE!!!"

dub said...

I've never been so relieved to see a gunt in all my life.

dub said...

Sadly, this is the biggest set of tits posted on here in a couple of months.


wv: cached...lord i hope not. what will my IT department think??

dub said...

Dude, you're blocking Futurama.

dub said...

No, it does not help that it appears your torso is looking, and smiling, at us.

Submariner said...

So when did Jesse Ventura's son decide to run against Al Franken?

Submariner said...

Looks like the Lions just got themselves a new DT...

Submariner said...

Going against formula, Mike Meyers decided to go with "Maxi Me" in Austin Powers IV.

Submariner said...

I dunno; what DO you get when you cross Moby with a Guernsey?

mklasing said...

"How long do I have to stand in this position Senator Frank?"

mega said...

Charles Johnson became so consumed with his petty sandbox fight against Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer, that it actually started to manifest physically.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Caspar, the Friendly Ghost's last live human portrait.

dadoctah said...

Michael Chiklis has really let himself go.

GregMan said...

"Where are the Best Of's? Waaahhh!"

GregMan said...

Never mind this kid getting off my lawn, he needs to get off the entire suburban subdivision.

GregMan said...

Man, the Gerber Babyfood Baby has really let himself go.

GregMan said...

Thank GOD this picture is cut off at the bottom where it is.

dub said...

If this was Thursday, AOM and AOD would be on here saying he is not fat, just well rounded.


wv: repig

Army of Dad said...

Anime dub

Julie the Jarhead said...

He should hook up with the lady with the red, heart-shaped pasties -- but how???

Anonymous said...

Mikey Moore finally decides to shave ... everything. Or is that Rosie O'Donnell?

Silhouette said...

"I thaid I wa thung by a beh. Call da hothpital."

Silhouette said...

I'm really beginning to hate these "belly fat, obey these 2 simple rules" internet ads.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Japanese come up with a new tactic to battle Godzilla.

Silhouette said...

"Excuse me, I'd like to talk to about this t-shirt that says 'one size fits all.'"

Mr. Hankey said...

Another Japanese genetic experiment failure. 8 feet tall, 4 feet wide300 pounds...and it's STILL only 3 inches long.

Chrees said...

Nope, still looking for someone or something Sasha Grey won't do.

jeff said...

"I haven't had a dump since I was born."

Lex Luthor - The Beginning (little known fact: Superkid stuffed baby Lex with several hundred pounds of food at just below lightspeed)

I can haz sumo?

Unscrupulous said...

This is what happens when The Michelin Man forgets to don his rubber!

molson said...

Ugh! Those eyebrows are so painted on. Who does that anymore?

dadoctah said...

Mikey Moore finally decides to shave ... everything. Or is that Rosie O'Donnell?Have you ever noticed you never see them both together?

Chrees said...

Inside each of us is a small child, trying to get out. Inside this guy there are nine or ten.

racerboy said...

From back-to-front-to-back again!!!

When all else fails, roll it in flour... and hope nothing sticks.

racerboy said...

Yer gonna put this on the banner just to piss dub off, aren't ya V?

Submariner said...

Rike it or not, me rove you rong, rong time.

Submariner said...

PSA:

Ladies; the Surgeon General just wants to remind you what can happen when you let that yeast infection go untreated...

Submariner said...

Yeah, yeah, I know:
I'm going to hell - yada, yada, yada...

Submariner said...

iPhone to the contrary, there deffinitely AIN'T no "ap for that."

Submariner said...

Mama says I'm just "big-boned..."

Matt the K said...

"Honey, I Shrunk the Sumo" did nothing to reinvigorate Rick Moranis' foundering career.

metalgarth said...

No dear, I haven't been fooling around with Bruce Banner, why do you ask?

prince of leaves said...

It took fifteen months of kegels after his birth, but Jimmy's mom was eventually able to stop expelling her uterus every time she sneezed.

Oiao said...

You'd look like this too if your uncle owned Photoshop!

I think he hates me.

curly said...

Standard Cap #374: Can I haz cheezeburgers?

curly said...

Moby, Moby. Where art thou, Moby?

mega said...

Rush had been stripped bare by opponents on the left and right, but, to their dismay, was still in a fighting stance.

mega said...

Even buddhas can't get work or earn money for clothes in this Obamaconomy.

Rodney Dill said...

Eventually, with Obama's health care plan, stem cell technologies were employed to rejuvenate even Ted Kennedy.

Matt the K said...

Yeah, so my torso looks like a Muppet's face. What of it, Bean-pole??

Matt the K said...

Did I mention my biceps look like ass-cheeks?

Army of Dad said...

Do not taunt happy fun sumo.

Army of Dad said...

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