Friday, April 10, 2009

What Smells Like Dead Whale?


1. The first Do-It-Yourself Sushi Bar was not a success.

2. "The grandchildren will be so excited when they see we met Rosie O'Donnell."

3. "You know what I hate? Dead whales! (Awkward silence) There's one right behind me isn't there?"

4. "Who invited Pat Morita and Kirstie Ally to Spring Break?"

5. "Well, since this Fire Island, it's got to be either a sperm whale or a humpback."

Best of Army of Dad
Shortly after this photo was taken Sully was seen desperately searching for the blow hole.

Best of kg
You've got an awfully wide stance, there, grandma.

Best of Army of Mom
Oh thank God, grandma and grandpa didn't take the green string thing on vacation. *whew*

Best of Rodney Dill
"Say bye bye to grandpa... he's headed to Nineveh."

Best of mklasing
These flash forwards on "Lost" never make any damn sense.

Best of mpur
Seriously, who wears leg warmers to the beach?

Best of Mr. Hankey
In the Japanese remake, Gepetto and Pinocchio pose for their obligatory pictures after making a daring escape from Monstro the whale.

Best of prince of leaves
It wasn't the memory of the poor dead whale which tortured little Maggie for years afterward, it was the humiliation of spending the whole day at the beach with her grandfather and his boyfriend in the tight-fitting blue one-piece.

Best of dub
Granpa just shit a whale!! Take a picture, quick!!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The climax to the Japanes rip-off of Cloverfield was ultimately disappointing.

Best of dadoctah
While Obasan and Ojisan took their "scenic" vacation snaps, they remained completely oblivious to Yumiko's shrieks of "AIEEE! GOJIRA!"

40 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

A rare siting of Ted Kennedy at Hyannis Port.

The Man said...

Look - it's a gay fish

Army of Dad said...

Shortly after this photo was taken Sully was seen desperately searching for the blow hole.

Army of Dad said...

Damn, look at all that disgusting blubber and also there is a whale in the picture.

kg said...

You've got an awfully wide stance, there, grandma.

Army of Mom said...

dub?

Army of Mom said...

Eye bleach! Where's the eye bleach?

Army of Mom said...

Ceiling cat is pissed at V for posting this.

Army of Mom said...

Oh thank God, grandma and grandpa didn't take the green string thing on vacation. *whew*

dub said...

I think I can see more than one blowhole in this picture.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Are you sure that's grandma? I thought Andrew Sullivan had gone all modest on us and started wearing a one piece instead of his usual thong bikini...



Sorry; I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that...

Submariner said...

The poor blind child was confused. She could tell gramps was holding her but which direction was gram's scent?

Submariner said...

On second thought, Kikosan, let's NOT tell the village about this...

Rodney Dill said...

"Say bye bye to grandpa... he's headed to Nineveh."

mklasing said...

These flash forwards on "Lost" never make any damn sense.

mpur said...

Seriously, who wears leg warmers to the beach?

Mr. Hankey said...

In the Japanese remake, Gepetto and Pinocchio pose for their obligatory pictures after making a daring escape from Monstro the whale.

Tim said...

Grandpa and Grandpa on the beach with their new Thai handbag

Matt the K said...

Having been born without olfactory nerves, the Tanaka Clan were perfectly suited to marine biology work.

Matt the K said...

George Takei's dad blah blah blah.

dub said...

I didnt realize its Thursday in Japan.

flyovercountry said...

Immediately after returning from their whale watching vacation, the Yang family demanded their money back.

molson said...

Another sunny day in the Village of the Damned.

molson said...

Does that come with arugula?

Submariner said...

And the answer is: "Rosie O'Donell offered to mate with it."

"What is the real reason whales beach?"

""... You have $2000 dollars and the lead. Pick again."

Arcticman Speaks! said...

The first annual "Screw the Whales" gathering was a real stinker.

prince of leaves said...

It wasn't the memory of the poor dead whale which tortured little Maggie for years afterward, it was the humiliation of spending the whole day at the beach with her grandfather and his boyfriend in the tight-fitting blue one-piece.

prince of leaves said...

"You can tell me: do these swirly stripes make my thighs look cottage-cheesy?"

prince of leaves said...

They're excited and taking pictures now, but just wait until that other one, ten miles out, finally makes it to shore.

prince of leaves said...

After their swim with the whales outing ended in tragedy scattered across ten miles of beach, little Maggie finally understood why Grandpa would never share the hot-tub with Grandma.

dub said...

Granpa just shit a whale!! Take a picture, quick!!

steve o said...

New album cover for a Japanese techno-funk band.

dadoctah said...

Worst. Baywatch. Ever.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The climax to the Japanes rip-off of Cloverfield was ultimately disappointing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
Thought bubble from just moments before:
"And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Think Japanese movies: Flee Wirry

Son Of The Godfather said...

When they finally sliced it open, they were surprised to discover the decaying corpses of a puppet-boy and his cricket companion.

Son Of The Godfather said...

What hath Kramer's golfball wrought?

dadoctah said...

While Obasan and Ojisan took their "scenic" vacation snaps, they remained completely oblivious to Yumiko's shrieks of "AIEEE! GOJIRA!"