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Another Craigslist 'massage therapist'
Former Governor Spitzer is busy looking into legal briefs...I mean barely legal briefs.
dub's head explosion in 3, 2, 1...
"No, no Consuela, we have dustrags for you to polish the furn--OH!--well if you insist!!!
"What is it, President Obama? You want me to throw my dress under the bus?"
The Russians know how to reset the relationship with the new Sec. State.
You should have taken care of that before we left the house ...
"All right, Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my closeup..."
"What was that Mr. Sullivan? You actually want a massage?""Yes, Mrs. Clinton - Mr. Putin did ask me to stop by."
While she was disappointed in the fact that her favorite skirts no longer came all the way up, Kelli was still glad she had the leg extension surgery.
Nice panties....my grammy has a pair just like them. (dont ask me why I know this)
V the K, how do you meet all these chicks!!!?
Well yeah, but can she cook?
Consuela, instead of throwing up twice daily, I recommend hitting the stair stepper and growing an ass.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I was expecting Steve O."
Interesting wood grain, I wonder what type of wood that is. I'm sorry honey, were you trying to get my attention?
Honey, you're going to have problems getting out of that skirt with your heels on. Let me help.wv=trizedia. Ah, her name is Zedia!
That has to be the highest doorknob I've seen in my life!
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