Monday, April 27, 2009

Whacking Day


1. "And just when they're feeling good about their $8 a week tax reduction, I whack them in the ass with $4,000 a year in cap and trade taxes."

2. Chairman Bam-Bam now packs a mini-teleprompter to help him on occasions when he is supposed to be "off-the-cuff."

3. "Normally, yes, we would be out in the country for this. But today, we're hunting urban Snipes Mr. President."

4. "Ah, yes... this takes me back to my 'community organizer' days. Nothing like the crack of a bat against a Korean grocer's skull, is there?"

5. All right, who's the wise guy who programmed 'Dance like Mr. Bojangles' into the Teleprompter?

Best of Viking04
In an attempt to garner support in Arlen, TX, BHO emulates "Paddling Peggy".

Best of dub
Auditions for the new Fruit Of The Loom grapes were going according to plan.

Best of dub
It takes two men to spank Michelle's ass during foreplay.

Best of Army of Dad
...do the electric slide.

Best of dadoctah
"This is never going to work. We still need one more Pip."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Forget 'water-boarding'...Obama shows 'em how they do it in Chicago.

Best of jeff
Forget it guys - Sammy Davis Jr. and Gregory Hines both did it better.

Best of prince of leaves
"And if it pokes its head out and starts hissing, you just pop it one -- BAM! -- like so." Hillary's chief of staff gives President Obama whack-a-clenis lessons.

Best of molson
And if you follow through just right, you can actually feel the skull cave in.

Best of mpur
Wow. Is there nothing Obama can't do like he was in the Special Olympics?

30 comments:

jj said...

The modern day Al Capone finds out who is the "Anonymous Source".

Mr. Hankey said...

Tonight Show tryouts start at 5:00 pm.

Viking04 said...

In an attempt to garner support in Arlen, TX, BHO emulates "Paddling Peggy".

Rodney Dill said...

That's not cricket.

dub said...

Auditions for the new Fruit Of The Loom grapes were going according to plan.

dub said...

It takes two men to spank Michelle's ass during foreplay.

Mr. Hankey said...

During the next story re-telling on "The Wonderful World of Obama" -Mr. Obama beats Kunta Kinte until the slave finally breaks down and says "My name is Toby." Coming up: "Goodfellas".

Army of Dad said...

52% of American voters say "Thank you sir, may I have another!"

Army of Dad said...

BO is keeping his pimp bat strong.

Army of Dad said...

Michele was pissed when BO decided to play Whack-a-mole on her bakcside that night.

Army of Dad said...

...do the electric slide.

dadoctah said...

"This is never going to work. We still need one more Pip."

Army of Dad said...

Super spank dat ho!

Army of Dad said...

Standard Cap #327: Where da white women at?

Mr. Hankey said...

Forget 'water-boarding'...Obama shows 'em how they do it in Chicago.

jeff said...

Forget it guys - Sammy Davis Jr. and Gregory Hines both did it better.

Army of Mom said...

Slide to the left, criss cross ... everybody clap your hands!

dub said...

....then you swing the cotton picker like this....

dub said...

For the record, their shirts are 100% cotton. Go figure.

Double the U said...

The dance and song team of Berry and Jerry release another movie.

prince of leaves said...

Barry's cricket swing never recovered from the disastrous first lesson, when his batting instructor William had a stroke right in the middle of his cut shot.

prince of leaves said...

Continuing his string of palling around with third world despots and his habit of bringing cheap gifts, President Obama presents Robert Mugabe with a child-sized tennis racket Michell originally bought for Sasha.

prince of leaves said...

"And if it pokes its head out and starts hissing, you just pop it one -- BAM! -- like so." Hillary's chief of staff gives President Obama whack-a-clenis lessons.

Chrees said...

Q: How do you get a former president of the U.S. off your front porch?

A: Tip him for the pizza he delivered, already!

Adjustah said...

Cricket? I can't even tax it!

jj said...

Both Secret Service agent's thought bubble : "It's gonna be a long four years".

molson said...

And if you follow through just right, you can actually feel the skull cave in.

molson said...

OK. Good. You got. Now do me.

steve o said...

Superman learns how to "spank dat."

mpur said...

Wow. Is there nothing Obama can't do like he was in the Special Olympics?