1. "And just when they're feeling good about their $8 a week tax reduction, I whack them in the ass with $4,000 a year in cap and trade taxes."
2. Chairman Bam-Bam now packs a mini-teleprompter to help him on occasions when he is supposed to be "off-the-cuff."
3. "Normally, yes, we would be out in the country for this. But today, we're hunting urban Snipes Mr. President."
4. "Ah, yes... this takes me back to my 'community organizer' days. Nothing like the crack of a bat against a Korean grocer's skull, is there?"
5. All right, who's the wise guy who programmed 'Dance like Mr. Bojangles' into the Teleprompter?
Best of Viking04
In an attempt to garner support in Arlen, TX, BHO emulates "Paddling Peggy".
Best of dub
Auditions for the new Fruit Of The Loom grapes were going according to plan.
Best of dub
It takes two men to spank Michelle's ass during foreplay.
Best of Army of Dad
...do the electric slide.
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"This is never going to work. We still need one more Pip."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Forget 'water-boarding'...Obama shows 'em how they do it in Chicago.
Best of jeff
Forget it guys - Sammy Davis Jr. and Gregory Hines both did it better.
Best of prince of leaves
"And if it pokes its head out and starts hissing, you just pop it one -- BAM! -- like so." Hillary's chief of staff gives President Obama whack-a-clenis lessons.
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And if you follow through just right, you can actually feel the skull cave in.
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Wow. Is there nothing Obama can't do like he was in the Special Olympics?
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The modern day Al Capone finds out who is the "Anonymous Source".
Tonight Show tryouts start at 5:00 pm.
In an attempt to garner support in Arlen, TX, BHO emulates "Paddling Peggy".
That's not cricket.
Auditions for the new Fruit Of The Loom grapes were going according to plan.
It takes two men to spank Michelle's ass during foreplay.
During the next story re-telling on "The Wonderful World of Obama" -Mr. Obama beats Kunta Kinte until the slave finally breaks down and says "My name is Toby." Coming up: "Goodfellas".
52% of American voters say "Thank you sir, may I have another!"
BO is keeping his pimp bat strong.
Michele was pissed when BO decided to play Whack-a-mole on her bakcside that night.
...do the electric slide.
"This is never going to work. We still need one more Pip."
Super spank dat ho!
Standard Cap #327: Where da white women at?
Forget 'water-boarding'...Obama shows 'em how they do it in Chicago.
Forget it guys - Sammy Davis Jr. and Gregory Hines both did it better.
Slide to the left, criss cross ... everybody clap your hands!
....then you swing the cotton picker like this....
For the record, their shirts are 100% cotton. Go figure.
The dance and song team of Berry and Jerry release another movie.
Barry's cricket swing never recovered from the disastrous first lesson, when his batting instructor William had a stroke right in the middle of his cut shot.
Continuing his string of palling around with third world despots and his habit of bringing cheap gifts, President Obama presents Robert Mugabe with a child-sized tennis racket Michell originally bought for Sasha.
"And if it pokes its head out and starts hissing, you just pop it one -- BAM! -- like so." Hillary's chief of staff gives President Obama whack-a-clenis lessons.
Q: How do you get a former president of the U.S. off your front porch?
A: Tip him for the pizza he delivered, already!
Cricket? I can't even tax it!
Both Secret Service agent's thought bubble : "It's gonna be a long four years".
And if you follow through just right, you can actually feel the skull cave in.
OK. Good. You got. Now do me.
Superman learns how to "spank dat."
Wow. Is there nothing Obama can't do like he was in the Special Olympics?
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