Best of Submariner
Aargh, matey; I be willin' ta teabag ya fer a doubloon...
Best of Jack Reacher
It must be cold out here; the lights in your Old North Church are showing, if you know what I mean.
Best of jj
Give Abigail some grog and she'll do anything.
Best of Rodney Dill
Dyslexic Doris never did get hang of 1337 5p34k
Best of The Man
Trihorn hats are so 1772
Best of Matt the K
Bob in the background wishes he would have qualified for the newer, less obtrusive brain shunts they have nowadays.
Best of dub
Hey look, Futurama is on my Blackberry.
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"...marked down from 19.95!"
31 comments:
Aargh, matey; I be willin' ta teabag ya fer a doubloon...
1773 - "No Taxation Without Representation!"
2009 - Taxation WITH representation's no picnic either...
I'd much rather party like it's 1469, if you know what I mean (and I think you do). *wink wink nudge nudge*
She's a little tea pot, short but not stout,
If she grabs my handle,
you'll hear me shout.
(alternate last line: you'll see me spout).
It must be cold out here; the lights in your Old North Church are showing, if you know what I mean.
Give Abigail some grog and she'll do anything.
Dyslexic Doris never did get hang of 1337 5p34k
WV: fiximme
Trihorn hats are so 1772
She can plead the 69th with me anytime.
You are so cute when you get steamed.
I bet she heard more than tea pots whistling.
You want some cream with your tea miss?
What say you and I play government and citizen? You be the citizen and bend over.
Let go drinks some Sam Adams and see what happens.
If today were 1773, Nancy Pelosi would be churning soap, Timothy Geithner would be in debtor's prison, Barney Frank would be in irons, & Barrack Obama would be picking cotton in the fields.
Party like its 1173 morans!
No Lactation without representation
Excuse me miss, would you like "a little captain" in you?
Bob in the background wishes he would have qualified for the newer, less obtrusive brain shunts they have nowadays.
Tell me where the party is and I am there!
Wait a minute...I was told there would be no math at this rally!
Give me liberty, and while you're at it, give me protest babes
Mr. Hankey said...
If today were 1773, Nancy Pelosi would be churning soap, Timothy Geithner would be in debtor's prison, Barney Frank would be in irons, & Barrack Obama would be picking cotton in the fields....and Helen Thomas would be in her third rotation of the Parliament Press Corps.
Compare this protest to the typical left wing protest of inflated scrotum man, Cindy Sheslag, or "Boobs Not Bombs." Call me crazy but I think I'll continue to support the right...
Al'right, get in to that horseless carriage and off with your nickers my good lady.
Submariner said...
....and Helen Thomas would be in her third rotation of the Parliament Press Corps.
..I was thinking more that she would either be sent to a leper colony or burned at the stake as a witch.
Ha! Take that you Code Pink skanks!
Hey look, Futurama is on my Blackberry.
$1773 is what it will cost to fill up your car by 2011.
Damb, I wish that sign was a bit lower.
She could turn me into a serious wenchoholic.
"...marked down from 19.95!"
Post a Comment