Best of Submariner
Aargh, matey; I be willin' ta teabag ya fer a doubloon...
Best of Jack Reacher
It must be cold out here; the lights in your Old North Church are showing, if you know what I mean.
Best of jj
Give Abigail some grog and she'll do anything.
Best of Rodney Dill
Dyslexic Doris never did get hang of 1337 5p34k
Best of The Man
Trihorn hats are so 1772
Best of Matt the K
Bob in the background wishes he would have qualified for the newer, less obtrusive brain shunts they have nowadays.
Best of dub
Hey look, Futurama is on my Blackberry.
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"...marked down from 19.95!"