1. "Oh, look. The dog is imitating mommy and the mailman."
2. "Oh, look. The dog is imitating daddy and the pool boy."
3. "Oh, look. The dog is imitating the Democrat congress and the American taxpayer."
4. "Oh, look. The dog is imitating Obama and the last remaining vestiges of our freedom and security."
5. "You know, I think we should worry less about the dogs screwing and more about the thermonuclear device our neighbors the Abdulkamelfakahrs just detonated in their attic."
Best of prince of leaves
Duck-'n-Cover, meet Bone-n-Rover.
Best of Submariner
Somebody's had too many "Puppy Uppers" haven't they kids?
Best of mega
"Mommy....mommy! Look! The PETA van missed two dogs in this neighborhood! Can we keep them?"
Best of Jack Reacher
The little-known sect, ridiculed for its belief that two dogs humping in a driveway was a sign of the Rapture, was eventually vindicated.
Best of metalgarth
9 months later little Cindy asked her mommy, "why did the Indian people accross the street name their baby 'two dogs fucking'?"
Best of Mr. Hankey
"Marley & Me - The Uncut Version"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Best of Army of Dad
Lassie tries to warn them about creepy man who kidnapped Timmy.
Best of Double the U
I can't get one decent picture of you kids without Billy making a face, Suzy acting like a drama queen or the damn dogs F'ing.
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Duck-'n-Cover, meet Bone-n-Rover.
Ahhh, the first day of school and the dogs finally gets some time alone.
No. 1,2,and 3, LMFAO!
It took exactly four seconds to completely undo twelve years of state-sponsored abstinence-only sex education.
Somebody's had too many "Puppy Uppers" haven't they kids?
"Mommy....mommy! Look! The PETA van missed two dogs in this neighborhood! Can we keep them?"
Uh oh, more unintended consequences. After the UN/Obama initiave to shoot gas into the atmosphere to cure global warming, most domiciles were instantly burnt to a crisp by uncontrolled solar radiation. Interestingly, it also led to rampant promiscuity in canines. Fortunately, the Obama cabinet met to address the situation, as shown in this undated photo.
The California Review Board was uncompromising. "Animal sex is appropriate for a 3rd grade textbook cover. However, the fact that the children are not taking part in the act reeks of intolerance and right-wing extremism. And the fact that the children are all white is racist. Rejected."
Watch Natsha Naked!
Well, at least Rover has moved up from that duck hussy of a few years ago.
WV: birds - no, I'm not kidding.
The little-known sect, ridiculed for its belief that two dogs humping in a driveway was a sign of the Rapture, was eventually vindicated.
Heinrich photographs the results of his 'Master Race' experiments, while will Fido was developing his own.
Oops. scratch that prior 'will'.
Little girl in front; "Mo-om! Derek's pretending to be the dog again!"
We got 'em cheap at a little bar in Tiajuana, why?
Alice grew feint while taking the children to the bus stop, but somehow managed to sprint back inside to call Sam...
9 months later little Cindy asked her mommy, "why did the Indian people accross the street name their baby 'two dogs fucking'?"
Well at least Fido's house broken... horny... but house broken. The kids not so much.
"Marley & Me - The Uncut Version"
So. Why are the kiddies in the pic?
"Warning: CFL bulbs contain mercury. Evacuate children and pets immediately in the event of malfunction."
The Smith family was very proud of their Enumclaw Spaniels.
What if Norman Rockwell lived in Alabama.
With the impending nuclear holicost - Beano determines to immediately get laid as often as possible - even if it does scar the little shits.
On this week's "The Adventures of Wishbone" - Wishbone imagines himself as the Roman emperor Caligula.
Lassie tries to warn them about creepy man who kidnapped Timmy.
ORA: "Stan's dog is a gay homosexual."
Dog is to man as Saturday is to Thursday.
I can't believe I spelled 'Holocaust' wrong....my Jewish grandma is rolling over in her grave.
As a youth, Bob Barker always hated this family portrait. One day he would 'fix things' so it could never happen again.
Oh look, Petey is helping that dog walk home.
I can't get one decent picture of you kids without Billy making a face, Suzy acting like a drama queen or the damn dogs F'ing.
See! I told you he was a weiner dog!
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