Saturday, April 25, 2009

WC Fields Was So Right

Army of Mom

1. "Oh, look. The dog is imitating mommy and the mailman."

2. "Oh, look. The dog is imitating daddy and the pool boy."

3. "Oh, look. The dog is imitating the Democrat congress and the American taxpayer."

4. "Oh, look. The dog is imitating Obama and the last remaining vestiges of our freedom and security."

5. "You know, I think we should worry less about the dogs screwing and more about the thermonuclear device our neighbors the Abdulkamelfakahrs just detonated in their attic."

Best of prince of leaves
Duck-'n-Cover, meet Bone-n-Rover.

Best of Submariner
Somebody's had too many "Puppy Uppers" haven't they kids?

Best of mega
"Mommy....mommy! Look! The PETA van missed two dogs in this neighborhood! Can we keep them?"

Best of Jack Reacher
The little-known sect, ridiculed for its belief that two dogs humping in a driveway was a sign of the Rapture, was eventually vindicated.

Best of metalgarth
9 months later little Cindy asked her mommy, "why did the Indian people accross the street name their baby 'two dogs fucking'?"

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Marley & Me - The Uncut Version"

Best of Mr. Hankey

Best of Army of Dad
Lassie tries to warn them about creepy man who kidnapped Timmy.

Best of Double the U
I can't get one decent picture of you kids without Billy making a face, Suzy acting like a drama queen or the damn dogs F'ing.

35 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Duck-'n-Cover, meet Bone-n-Rover.

Double the U said...

Ahhh, the first day of school and the dogs finally gets some time alone.

draen said...

No. 1,2,and 3, LMFAO!

dadoctah said...

It took exactly four seconds to completely undo twelve years of state-sponsored abstinence-only sex education.

Submariner said...

Somebody's had too many "Puppy Uppers" haven't they kids?

mega said...

"Mommy....mommy! Look! The PETA van missed two dogs in this neighborhood! Can we keep them?"

mega said...

Uh oh, more unintended consequences. After the UN/Obama initiave to shoot gas into the atmosphere to cure global warming, most domiciles were instantly burnt to a crisp by uncontrolled solar radiation. Interestingly, it also led to rampant promiscuity in canines. Fortunately, the Obama cabinet met to address the situation, as shown in this undated photo.

mega said...

The California Review Board was uncompromising. "Animal sex is appropriate for a 3rd grade textbook cover. However, the fact that the children are not taking part in the act reeks of intolerance and right-wing extremism. And the fact that the children are all white is racist. Rejected."

natasha said...

Watch Natsha Naked!

Kaptain Krude said...

Well, at least Rover has moved up from that duck hussy of a few years ago.

WV: birds - no, I'm not kidding.

Jack Reacher said...

The little-known sect, ridiculed for its belief that two dogs humping in a driveway was a sign of the Rapture, was eventually vindicated.

Matt the K said...

Heinrich photographs the results of his 'Master Race' experiments, while will Fido was developing his own.

Matt the K said...

Oops. scratch that prior 'will'.

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Submariner said...

Little girl in front; "Mo-om! Derek's pretending to be the dog again!"

Submariner said...

We got 'em cheap at a little bar in Tiajuana, why?

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Submariner said...

Alice grew feint while taking the children to the bus stop, but somehow managed to sprint back inside to call Sam...

metalgarth said...

9 months later little Cindy asked her mommy, "why did the Indian people accross the street name their baby 'two dogs fucking'?"

molson said...

Well at least Fido's house broken... horny... but house broken. The kids not so much.

Mr. Hankey said...

"Marley & Me - The Uncut Version"

Oiao said...

So. Why are the kiddies in the pic?

mega said...

"Warning: CFL bulbs contain mercury. Evacuate children and pets immediately in the event of malfunction."

dub said...

The Smith family was very proud of their Enumclaw Spaniels.

Mr. Hankey said...

What if Norman Rockwell lived in Alabama.

Mr. Hankey said...

With the impending nuclear holicost - Beano determines to immediately get laid as often as possible - even if it does scar the little shits.

Mr. Hankey said...

On this week's "The Adventures of Wishbone" - Wishbone imagines himself as the Roman emperor Caligula.

Army of Dad said...

Lassie tries to warn them about creepy man who kidnapped Timmy.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: "Stan's dog is a gay homosexual."

Army of Dad said...

Dog is to man as Saturday is to Thursday.

Mr. Hankey said...

I can't believe I spelled 'Holocaust' wrong....my Jewish grandma is rolling over in her grave.

Mr. Hankey said...

As a youth, Bob Barker always hated this family portrait. One day he would 'fix things' so it could never happen again.

Chrees said...

Oh look, Petey is helping that dog walk home.

Double the U said...

I can't get one decent picture of you kids without Billy making a face, Suzy acting like a drama queen or the damn dogs F'ing.

dub said...

See! I told you he was a weiner dog!