Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Shaken Not Stirred

SnowSnake
1. Another day, another AIG Bonus party.

2. Responding to Chairman Zero's call for a (snort) massive budget cut, the Department of Energy considered eliminating "Giant Champagne Brunch Wednesdays," but then decided not to.

3. The Japanese fetish for elaborate toilets apparently knows no boundaries.

4. Because of the recession, most companies down-sized their booths at the International Plumbing Convention... but not the Kohler pavillion.

5. I don't know whether this is Hillary's gift to Bill, or Bill's gift to Hillary... and I'm not sure it matters.

Best of dub
Shelly auditions for the role of Water Dancer, while an impressed Peter North watches from below.

Best of Matt the K
In Russia, champagne glass drinks you!

Best of curly
Camille the exotic dancer's idea of a "rim job" was somewhat different then mine.

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Life's been good to Veronica Hamel since Hill Street Blues.

Best of Rodney Dill
Always loved a dirty martini

Best of The Man
For Obama's birthday, Chris Matthews thought he'd would like something smoking in a bowl
(or something like that).

Best of Army of Dad
I think I would prefer to stuff Olive myself.

Best of Submariner
Just call me "pimento" cuz I'll be stuffing into Olive tonight...

Best of steve o
The annual Christmas party at the Illinois Tollway Authority was still just as rowdy as ever.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The National Urology Association's annual fête grows tackier each year... though many members prefer to say it's almost tasteless.

34 comments:

Viking04 said...

Presidential Gift list:
1) Box of crappy DVD's to infidel in #10 Downing street. $5
2) National Respect to Danny Ortega. Free (for me)
3) Super hot dancing woman to Saudi King Priceless

dub said...

That is one impressive queef!

dub said...

Shelly auditions for the role of Water Dancer, while an impressed Peter North watches from below.

Matt the K said...

In Russia, champagne glass drinks you!

curly said...

That Rosie O'Donnell really knows how to throw a champaign brunch!

curly said...

Obama's kinder, friendlier version of waterboarding received thumbs up from the detainees.

curly said...

Don't ask me how he did it, but Ted Kennedy lost this one by drowning too.

curly said...

Camille the exotic dancer's idea of a "rim job" was somewhat different then mine.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Life's been good to Veronica Hamel since Hill Street Blues.

Rodney Dill said...

Olive?

Rodney Dill said...

Always loved a dirty martini

The Man said...

For Obama's birthday, Chris Matthews thought he'd would like something smoking in a bowl
(or something like that).

Army of Dad said...

I think I would prefer to stuff Olive myself.

Army of Dad said...

The hell with a dry martini, I want this one wet.

Army of Dad said...

...and that is when American Idol jumped the shark.

Army of Dad said...

In Ang Lee's remake of Return of the Jedi Leah was fed to Sarlacc.

Army of Dad said...

It is nice to see that Molly Shannon can still find work.

jeff said...

Simon wasn't impressed...

Army of Dad said...

"...and then I stick my hands in the martini and sniff them like this!"

Mr. Hankey said...

"..and now release" - All types of deviancy have their place. Strippers having enema's are now big business.

Mr. Hankey said...

Having saved his bath water, Obama-mites pay tribute to the holy shrine.

Submariner said...

Just call me "pimento" cuz I'll be stuffing into Olive tonight...

Submariner said...

Waiter! There's a, a, uh, nevermind.

steve o said...

Dang Curly, I was all set to do a rim-job crack.

steve o said...

The annual Christmas party at the Illinois Tollway Authority was still just as rowdy as ever.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Ennui, thy name is golden"
The National Urology Association's annual fête grows tackier each year... though many members prefer to say it's almost tasteless.

Most Apropos WordVerify EVER!!! -- toidi

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Taking a page from Marshall McLuhan, Depends Adult Diapers went with a visually explicit ad message that effectively recaptured market share lost to bladder control drugs.

WordVerify: finto - a rare medical condition seen only in scuba divers

steve o said...

Not bad Grandma!

prince of leaves said...

Her fans felt betrayed when, despite her promises, Susan Boyle had a star makover anyway.

prince of leaves said...

The sluttiness of the performance, and the telltale lump in "her" bikini, garnered a perfect score from Miss USA judge Perez Hilton.

mklasing said...

It was time to quit watching "LOST" when the french woman had a flashback to her time as a fraternity little sister.

dadoctah said...

Where will you be when *your* laxative kicks in?

duke of red said...

I like squirters, but this is ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

not a caption, but that looks suspiciously like satan's concubine, Katrina Vandenheuval.