Brender & Gregory of Yardale 
1. "Wonder Commie Powers... Activate. Shape of: Hero of the Proletariat! Form of, Che Guevara!"
2. "Your hands are so soft, so feminine... you make me wet." The creepy part was how they said it in perfect unison.
3. "If you know a better way of exchanging long protein strands, I'd like to hear it."
4. "May I, um, jerk off your thumb. It's always been a, um, fantasy of mine."
5. "Thank you for shutting down domestic oil exploration, Comrade President. I didn't know *how* we were going to pay for all those revolutions we're financing throughout the hemisphere. You really saved my fat gigantic ass! Oh, and also thanks for the 'Ugly Betty Season 1 DVDs.'"
1. "Wonder Commie Powers... Activate. Shape of: Hero of the Proletariat! Form of, Che Guevara!"
2. "Your hands are so soft, so feminine... you make me wet." The creepy part was how they said it in perfect unison.
3. "If you know a better way of exchanging long protein strands, I'd like to hear it."
4. "May I, um, jerk off your thumb. It's always been a, um, fantasy of mine."
5. "Thank you for shutting down domestic oil exploration, Comrade President. I didn't know *how* we were going to pay for all those revolutions we're financing throughout the hemisphere. You really saved my fat gigantic ass! Oh, and also thanks for the 'Ugly Betty Season 1 DVDs.'"
Best of dbar1918
Say, I've seen this documentary. When does President Hindenburg die?
Best of Viking04
Comrade, it could only be better if Anderson Cooper were here to be the pivot man.
Best of GregMan
Someone in the crowd yelled "Hey comrade!", and they both turned around and said "Yes?"
Best of Army of Dad
Hugo: "I have never been proud of your country before now!"
Best of curly
"President Obama! Let me shake the hand that shook the hand of Bill Ayers."
Best of flyovercountry
Congratulations Comrade Obama, less than 100 days in office and you are well on your way to ruining your great country. Of course, I ruined mine in 75 days.
Best of dub
Here's the church....here's the steeple...open and the doors and there's all the socialist idiots that would vote an unquallified and inexperienced person into office only because he can speak real pretty when on a teleprompter.
Best of Jay Guevara
"It's a deal, Hugo. You can start mowing the White House lawn first thing next week."
Best of Jack Reacher
"And you say Palmolive dishwashing detergent does that? Amazing."
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"Yes, Mr. President, thank you for diplomatic gift of unmarked, non-sequential portraits of American Presidents...
Best of mega
"And this is the Mod Squad handshake, a way for cool, multicultural people to greet." Obama, as always, was unable to resist a Teachable Moment.
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"Can't wait to see what the honkies over at the New Yorker put on their cover for *this*."
wv: boddho. Avatar with a head cold.
Say, I've seen this documentary. When does President Hindenburg die?
dbar1918
Comrade, it could only be better if Anderson Cooper were here to be the pivot man.
See, Barrack, this is why I say you are an ignoramus. Everyone knows you have to use a table to arm wrestle
Someone in the crowd yelled "Hey comrade!", and they both turned around and said "Yes?"
"I just can't quit Marx!"
"Me neither!"
"Some enchanted evening,
you will meet a Commie,
you will meet a Commie,
across a crowded room..."
That's no earthquake, that's Whittaker Chambers, Joe McCarthy and William F. Buckley all spinning in their graves.
Maybe Pres. Soetero didn't bow, but he did get on his knees later on.
To: MSNBC Intern
RE: Chris Matthews' pants
--Could someone bring Chris a new set of pants, he soiled another pair. Thanks
Yo homeslice, was up?
Hugo: "I have never been proud of your country before now!"
Hugo: "You know you aren't a bad guy, but you have to drop being a muslim..."
Hugo: "Do you have any more of those birth certificates? I am thinking about running for your job in eight years..."
We've replaced The One's usual leftist sidekick with a genuine communist. Let’s see if he notices.`
"You call THAT a hand job?"
"President Obama! Let me shake the hand that shook the hand of Bill Ayers."
Congratulations Comrade Obama, less than 100 days in office and you are well on your way to ruining your great country. Of course, I ruined mine in 75 days.
Yes Comrade Obama, I accept your apology for all of the wrongs that I think America has committed against Latin America, even though normal Americans know that what comes out of my mouth is pure BS. And I also want to thank you for the make up gift. Iowa, Nebraska, and Missouri will make a great addition to my sorry assed country.
Here's the church....here's the steeple...open and the doors and there's all the socialist idiots that would vote an unquallified and inexperienced person into office only because he can speak real pretty when on a teleprompter.
"President Obama, we have much in common. For example, when I am picking a shirt, I too will pick cotton."
ATDHE
"So its a deal...we will unite as one force and launch a full scale attack if one more fatass is posted on Thursdays."
I CAN HAZ CHEEP OIL?
Ahhh, see?? The ghosts of Idi Amin and Qusay Hussein approve!!!
"Thanks for hookin' me up with that righteous blow, ese."
"No problem, homez."
"Damn I hate America."
"Same here."
(Works either way around.)
"Oh, I see you are still wearing your lapel pin. That is so hilarious."
I call bottoms! Now don't complain Hugo, you got it last time.
Obama thought bubble: "I wonder if it's true what they say about guys with big thumbs..."
Chavez thought bubble: "I wonder if it's true what they say about the brothers..."
"It's a deal, Hugo. You can start mowing the White House lawn first thing next week."
"OK, you get Michelle and some cash, and I get...out of town, fast."
"And you say Palmolive dishwashing detergent does that? Amazing."
"It's like the Special Olympics of hand-shaking. Hey, you guys, don't print that. That's an order."
"Yes, Sir."
Two of the three modern day stooges do the "Stooges Handshake."
(Not pictured, the one known for his distinctive chuckle, "Nork Nork Nork)
"Hey comrade."
"Hey bro."
"Yes, Mr. President, thank you for diplomatic gift of unmarked, non-sequential portraits of American Presidents...
...of course, you know that I intend to regift it to others in your Administration."
One of the reporters identifies the "Jeaneane Garafalo Secret Fan Club Handshake" but is taken care of before he can reveal the underground pact.
"Yes, I plan on hooking the girls soon. Come up to D.C. an they love you long time."
I don't care if you were only three months old. The real messiah would've been able to stop the Bay of Pigs invasion!
Favorite "Personal Grip" comparison - Communist style.
"No, no, Hugo, it's just an expression."
Thought bubble on guy in background, middle.... "Thank God...maybe NOW they'll stop calling me Token".
"heh-heh, heh-heh..."
Huggo and Ballsack - keepin' their gimp-hands strong...
"And this is the Mod Squad handshake, a way for cool, multicultural people to greet." Obama, as always, was unable to resist a Teachable Moment.
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