Thursday, April 16, 2009

Red Hmmmph-Hmmph and Blue



Best of Army of Dad +
Oh shit, this will give Michele an idea for her next dress.

Best of jeff +
Hope she's not near any Palestinians with matches...

Best of GregMan +
Old Navy must have had a sale on flags.

ATDHE

Best of Army of Dad +
This revisionist history crap has got to go. There is no way Betsy Ross looked like that!

Best of Kaptain Krude +
As they used to say on Hee Haw, "Saaaaaaa-lute!"

Best of Submariner +
And some people asked Tom Jefferson "Why?"

Best of dub +
I dont get it...how is this picture supposed to sell maple syrup?

Best of curly +
"This is the only way that Obama can get it up. He said it makes him feel like he screwing the country."

35 comments:

ochagirl said...

HEY! That's desecrating the Flag! You'd better hand it to me!

ochagirl said...

After the gov't took the shirt off her back and her underwear and skirt, Lisa was only left with the things they wouldn't touch: her cross, Old Glory, and her patent leather heels.

jj said...

Rising to attention for Old Glory...who am I kidding?

Rodney Dill said...

My flagpole will fly that

Rodney Dill said...

Star Spangled Banger

Army of Dad said...

Oh shit, this will give Michele an idea for her next dress.

jeff said...

Hope she's not near any Palestinians with matches...

GregMan said...

Drop that flag, miss, so we can make sure it has all 57 states on it.

GregMan said...

Old Navy must have had a sale on flags.

ATDHE

GregMan said...

Muhammed was conflicted: he wanted that hussy to keep herself covered up, but he really did need to burn that flag...

Adjustah said...

The ol' red, white and ho...

Army of Dad said...

This revisionist history crap has got to go. There is now way Betsy Ross looked like that!

Army of Dad said...

I wonder is Michele is proud of her country now.

dub said...

Only 2 stars? And you guys thought I was a tough judge.

Army of Dad said...

With BO instead of Kennedy you knew that Marylyn Monroe’s stand in for a Happy Birthday Mr. President song would look different.

dub said...

Please tell me she's jutting her hip out....oh who am I kidding.

dub said...

Mmmmmmm.....fresh coon.

Army of Dad said...

Bill Clinton: "Now you guys know why I set up my office in Harlem!"

Army of Dad said...

...and now on the main stage, Coco! Happy Tax Day everyone, now lets help her start making money for next year!

paul said...

Oh, say can you see, Dawn in the light.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Yeah, but can she sing like Susan Boyle?

wv: rehor -- the first one didn't take

Buzzhead said...

Michelle is wrapping herself in the flag now? Don't tell Barry!

Buzzhead said...

Do you need some help hanging that flag Miss? I'll be right with you.

wv = bunfl (And she is a bunfull)

Submariner said...

I, for one, really enjoy patriotic Thursday.

Adjustah said...

"Jose, can you seeeeee..."

steve o said...

M.O. poses for what she hopes is a future cameo on the $10 bill.

ochagirl said...

Wonder Woman porno? What were he gross sales on that?

Kaptain Krude said...

As they used to say on Hee Haw, "Saaaaaaa-lute!"

Pendark said...

(12 yr old boy to dad)

I'm not sure I get it. If you wrap her face in the flag and do her for old glory, then why do you wrap her...ohhhhhh!

Submariner said...

And some people asked Tom Jefferson "Why?"

Matt the K said...

My guess is that she's NOT from the U.S. Vigin Islands.

mpur said...

Wow, that's one big assed.....flag.

dub said...

Under the Obama administration, Betsy Ross gets a facelift in the textbooks.

dub said...

I dont get it...how is this picture supposed to sell maple syrup?

curly said...

"This is the only way that Obama can get it up. He said it makes him feel like he screwing the country."