1. "I can't believe it! Mrs. Donald Trump! Oh, I am simply walking on air!"
2. "And God help you if there are carnations in my bridal bouquet! For every carnation I find... I shall kill you."
3. "First rule of Vatican Club, We don't talk about Vatican Fight Club!"
4. "Your Holiness! The President of the United States presents you with his official gift of a pack of condoms and two coupons good at any Atlanta-Area Joe's Crab Shack."
5. "The canonization of Don Knotts is a go!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Your Holiness, the White House is asking what DVD region is used in Italy."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Patience, my friend. In time, he will seek "you" out, and when he oes, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Force.
Best of The Man
The pope was as surprised as anybody when he learned that the Obama's new lap dog was not named "Chris Matthews".
Best of Submariner
"...alimonde left, and a dosie-doe..."
Things were a might different at Vatican receptions ever since Bennie found out about square-dancing.
Best of Submariner
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three..."
Best of prince of leaves
One of the perks of the office of Pope is that you always get to cut to the front of the buffet line at Ponderosa.
Best of Matt the K
In a misguided attempt to gain sympathy from the jury, Phil Spector shows up in court sporting his weirdest getup yet.
Best of mpur
Is that Johnny Depp way in the back?
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Dude, its really her!!!--but why is Dr. Ruth wearing a yarmulka?
"What do you mean you forgot the ring?"
"Do you, Ross, take this woman, Rachel..."
"Your Holiness, the White House is asking what DVD region is used in Italy."
Patience, my friend. In time, he will seek "you" out, and when he oes, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Force.
Running up the aisle, a young warrior calls out to the pope - "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Visible in this picture:
1 Pope.
3 child molesters.
2 jokers.
The entire Dell help desk staff.
The pope was as surprised as anybody when he learned that the Obama's new lap dog was not named "Chris Matthews".
Hey where da white boys at?
He's got a lot of nerve wearing white.
"...alimonde left, and a dosie-doe..."
Things were a might different at Vatican receptions ever since Bennie found out about square-dancing.
"Tom Hanks! Y'know, that movie of yours got it wrong..."
The wishpope concept never really caught on. Try as they might they could never get the old fellow to split in two!
Send this to the Jonas Brothers to let them know where purity bracelets will get you...
We've secretly replaced the pope's communion wine with Tickle Pink. Let's see if he notices.
Verily, I say to you, Coke Zero tastes just like real Coke with no calories.
And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
Uh-oh, the cardinal behind him thinks, he's gonna cap me for doing the altar boy.
OK, numb-nuts - I'll show you one more time:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three..."
"Dude, I *dare* you to start The Wave!"
ORA:
"When one has the Pope as a witness, Sire, no-one else is necessary."
Momma? Why does the Pope wear a white Brownie's hat and a dress?
The penance comes from God, Mr. Obama. It's not something that you negotiate...
In domino spiritu sancti...
All you Wops, get outta my church!
One of the perks of the office of Pope is that you always get to cut to the front of the buffet line at Ponderosa.
ORA: "I don't care what proof you have about Michelle Obama, Mr. Bugenhagen, I'm not giving you the knives."
In a misguided attempt to gain sympathy from the jury, Phil Spector shows up in court sporting his weirdest getup yet.
All your faith are belong to us
Who the heck let Phil Donohue have another talk show?
Is that Johnny Depp way in the back?
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