Monday, April 13, 2009

Popezilla

Silhouette
1. "I can't believe it! Mrs. Donald Trump! Oh, I am simply walking on air!"

2. "And God help you if there are carnations in my bridal bouquet! For every carnation I find... I shall kill you."

3. "First rule of Vatican Club, We don't talk about Vatican Fight Club!"

4. "Your Holiness! The President of the United States presents you with his official gift of a pack of condoms and two coupons good at any Atlanta-Area Joe's Crab Shack."

5. "The canonization of Don Knotts is a go!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Your Holiness, the White House is asking what DVD region is used in Italy."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Patience, my friend. In time, he will seek "you" out, and when he oes, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Force.

Best of The Man
The pope was as surprised as anybody when he learned that the Obama's new lap dog was not named "Chris Matthews".

Best of Submariner
"...alimonde left, and a dosie-doe..."
Things were a might different at Vatican receptions ever since Bennie found out about square-dancing.

Best of Submariner
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three..."

Best of prince of leaves
One of the perks of the office of Pope is that you always get to cut to the front of the buffet line at Ponderosa.

Best of Matt the K
In a misguided attempt to gain sympathy from the jury, Phil Spector shows up in court sporting his weirdest getup yet.

Best of mpur
Is that Johnny Depp way in the back?

29 comments:

Matt the K said...

Dude, its really her!!!--but why is Dr. Ruth wearing a yarmulka?

Jack Reacher said...

"What do you mean you forgot the ring?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Do you, Ross, take this woman, Rachel..."

Jack Reacher said...

"Your Holiness, the White House is asking what DVD region is used in Italy."

Mr. Hankey said...

Patience, my friend. In time, he will seek "you" out, and when he oes, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Force.

Mr. Hankey said...

Running up the aisle, a young warrior calls out to the pope - "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

dub said...

Visible in this picture:

1 Pope.
3 child molesters.
2 jokers.
The entire Dell help desk staff.

The Man said...

The pope was as surprised as anybody when he learned that the Obama's new lap dog was not named "Chris Matthews".

dub said...

Hey where da white boys at?

Silhouette said...

He's got a lot of nerve wearing white.

Submariner said...

"...alimonde left, and a dosie-doe..."

Things were a might different at Vatican receptions ever since Bennie found out about square-dancing.

Submariner said...

"Tom Hanks! Y'know, that movie of yours got it wrong..."

Army of Dad said...

The wishpope concept never really caught on. Try as they might they could never get the old fellow to split in two!

Mr. Hankey said...

Send this to the Jonas Brothers to let them know where purity bracelets will get you...

Army of Mom said...

We've secretly replaced the pope's communion wine with Tickle Pink. Let's see if he notices.

Army of Mom said...

Verily, I say to you, Coke Zero tastes just like real Coke with no calories.

Army of Mom said...

And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

Uh-oh, the cardinal behind him thinks, he's gonna cap me for doing the altar boy.

Submariner said...

OK, numb-nuts - I'll show you one more time:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three..."

dadoctah said...

"Dude, I *dare* you to start The Wave!"

Submariner said...

ORA:

"When one has the Pope as a witness, Sire, no-one else is necessary."

Submariner said...

Momma? Why does the Pope wear a white Brownie's hat and a dress?

Submariner said...

The penance comes from God, Mr. Obama. It's not something that you negotiate...

Submariner said...

In domino spiritu sancti...
All you Wops, get outta my church!

prince of leaves said...

One of the perks of the office of Pope is that you always get to cut to the front of the buffet line at Ponderosa.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "I don't care what proof you have about Michelle Obama, Mr. Bugenhagen, I'm not giving you the knives."

Matt the K said...

In a misguided attempt to gain sympathy from the jury, Phil Spector shows up in court sporting his weirdest getup yet.

Seoulman (R) said...

All your faith are belong to us

Submariner said...

Who the heck let Phil Donohue have another talk show?

mpur said...

Is that Johnny Depp way in the back?