Friday, April 24, 2009

Pile Driver

Ed Moran
1. The cruel part is how I always set up "where will you be when your laxative kicks in" pics, and then Best of any of them. But what did you expect, I'm Hitler.

2. I know that look. Turnip and potato queefs are the worst.

3. Notice how a woman's erogenous zone repulses him. He's a professional figure skater all right.

4. The Indian Olympic Ice Dancing Team incorporates all 58 positions of the Kama Sutra into their routine.

5. Dear Sterling-Cooper, Be advised that Lady Bic Shavers is not happy with the new ad direction, and your services will no longer required.

Best of Army of Dad
I guess he gets that no so fresh smell sometimes too.

Best of Army of Dad
ORA: He'll flip you, flip you for real.

Best of mpur
Sean Penn's "Queef" wasn't as well received as "Milk".

Best of Viking04
Your...Hair...Clip...Is...

Best of GregMan
ORA: "My God, it's full of stars!"

Best of Submariner
Apparently, dingleberries disgust Leonid...

Best of dub
This is a nice visualization of the Obama administration policies. Sure, they look nice...but they smell like shit.

Best of molson
In this season of Deadliest Catch, the fleet pursues Alaskan king clam.

Best of Matt the K
Suprisingly, "Bring Me the Twat of Alfredo Garcia's Daughter" was actually a decent sequel.

Best of Adjustah
I just don't get where they're going with Kirk and Spock in the new movie...

Best of Buzzhead
This is certainly a new twist on baby delivering techniques.

Best of Rodney Dill
Confucius say, woman who skate upside down have crack up.

Best of CO of Fort Housewife
Man, Matthew McConaughey must be pretty desperate for work.

69 comments:

Army of Dad said...

"Ew, girl parts!"

Army of Dad said...

I guess he gets that no so fresh smell sometimes too.

Army of Dad said...

Well at least that is better than ice dancing!

wv: merse he shoudl say his please and thank yous

Army of Dad said...

How dare she wear white!

Army of Dad said...

Since when is panty sniffing an Olympic sport?

Army of Dad said...

Sniff sniff sniff, sniff her booty.

wv: colen

Army of Dad said...

Flipped for her pleasure.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: He'll flip you, flip you for real.

Army of Dad said...

That isn't too bad. Now if he grabs a string with his teeth and pulls...

Army of Dad said...

Thought bubble: Don't get a boner, don't get a boner, don't get a boner...

Army of Dad said...

Judging by the relaxed look on her face they have practiced this move many times before.

mpur said...

Sean Penn's "Queef" wasn't as well received as "Milk".

jeff said...

Thought bubbles:
"Let his hands slip in, let his hands slip in."
"Don't let my hands slip, don't let my hands slip!"

Viking04 said...

Your...Hair...Clip...Is...

Mr. Hankey said...

Ice wrestling took a big jump with the introduction of "The Piledriver".

GregMan said...

Disney On Ice has gotten pretty risque lately.

GregMan said...

ORA: "My God, it's full of stars!"

Army of Mom said...

Zis is de time on Sprockets when we skate.

Army of Mom said...

Vogue!

Army of Mom said...

Damn girl. Lay off the ala mode on the next pie. Lifting your ass isn't easy!

Army of Mom said...

The team from Russia will be dancing to the tune of "The split-tail follies."

Army of Mom said...

EEWWWWWW! DON'T.WANT.HANDS.NEAR.GIRLY.PARTS.

EWWWWW!

Army of Mom said...

ALL UR COOCH IZ MINE!

Army of Mom said...

Sven's warm-up jacket reads OMOH, just like his flak jacket did.

WV: imporke - no, you're not.

Army of Mom said...

Judges scores:

Army of Dad: 9.2
Submariner: 9.5
dub: 5.4

Judges comments:
Army of Dad: Been places like that one, like 'em. Don't make ugly face like the gaywad.
Submariner: Giggity.
dub: I believe there may be a small roll of fat around her chin and neck area. Disgusting.

Army of Mom said...

I'll be in my bunk.

Army of Mom said...

Sven suddenly had the urge for a fish taco.

dadoctah said...

"Look! See what I made for you in shop!"

wv: remate. And keep doing it until you get it right.

robert said...

Don't point that thing at me! It might be loaded!

Damn, girl! I told you not to eat Mexican last night.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I wonder why they're skating to "Also Space Zarathustra?"

Submariner said...

It was true; you COULD hear the ocean with it up to your ear...

Submariner said...

Gaia; Look how Shrillary is demanding the interns get presented to her now that she's Secretary of State!

Submariner said...

Svetlana had added a "special routine move" for those nights when Igor forgot to have his traditional pre-performance clam...

Submariner said...

Apparently, dingleberries disgust Leonid...

Submariner said...

Thanks, buddy; but when I asked for a juicy piece of Bubble Yum, I meant, well, uh, you know? I think I will, thanks...

dub said...

This is a nice visualization of the Obama administration policies. Sure, they look nice...but they smell like shit.

Submariner said...

Whatever you do, DON'T ask for a "foot job" from Myrna.

molson said...

In this season of Deadliest Catch, the fleet pursues Alaskan king clam.

Matt the K said...

Oh, so that's what ice fish-ing is!

Matt the K said...

Suprisingly, "Bring Me the Twat of Alfredo Garcia's Daughter" was actually a decent sequel.

Buzzhead said...

My wife and I tried that position once. Didn't work out so well.

Buzzhead said...

Joes attempt at the "Pair of Tongs" Kama Sutra positions fails horribly. His sense of smell failed soon after.

robert said...

One more step, and I'll shoot!

Ice Capades Presents: Gynecologists on Ice

Mr. Hankey said...

Karl readies the target for the new trapeze dismount.

Mr. Hankey said...

Susie wonders if something is wrong when Karl only insists on doing a 96 with her instead of a traditional 69.

Mr. Hankey said...

From the stands, Clinton notices that "it's sure close, but no cigar...."

Adjustah said...

I just don't get where they're going with Kirk and Spock in the new movie...

Buzzhead said...

Him: Where's my hapy place?

Her: You're about this far away.

Buzzhead said...

This is certainly a new twist on baby delivering techniques.

Buzzhead said...

Her: Drop me and you'll get my skate up your butt.

Him: Fart and I'll drop you.


wv=oicki. Barney Franks response to this picture.

Rodney Dill said...

Linda hated being the torch on the Statue of Liberty move.

Rodney Dill said...

Taco Night!

jj said...

At the post competition inspection, the East German team proves that Natasha is indeed a female (at least physically)

prince of leaves said...

"We are not an animal! We are a human be--[BANG!]" AP photographers capture the exact moment when siamese twins Jimmy and Jenny are assassinated by a mob of intolerant villagers.

prince of leaves said...

Kuato's parents had been popular entertainers in the Mars colonies.

Van Helsing said...

The great thing about an athletic career is that you can make a fortune doing endorsements, as in this ad for Beano.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Irinia complained that headaches and neck bruises only occurred when she and Dimitir performed their new routine. It baffled the old doctors at the Kremlin. Then, a verile young doctor caught their act from a front row seat. He cured her with a simple solution: "From now on, you need opaque tights, Dimitri needs a leather cup, and I need a cigarette."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When Irinia began shaving her special area, Dimitri began fumbling the timing for this part of a routine... the "let your fingers do the walking through the yellow pages" jingle kept invading his thoughts. Caption This! jokesters didn't help by suggesting he try imagining he's playing a kazoo or eating a watermelon.

mega said...

"Can't you just, you know, grind your butt in my lap?" Tom hated the trend toward complex acrobatics in the VIP room.

curly said...

Just look at that pu55y! You know, the one holding the woman figure skater...

Matt the K said...

Apparently, Bobby's word for show and tell day was 'taint'.

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Just imagine she's Kate Beckinsale, just imagine she's Kate Beckinsale, just imagine..."

dub said...

Polish spitoon.

dub said...

Polish Guy: "Ewww, your vagina smells like shit".

Woman: "Wrong side dumbass".

Mr. Hankey said...

"Read my lips...the new taxes will soon commence"

Rodney Dill said...

Confucius say, woman who skate upside down have crack up.

jeff said...

..in the accuracy sex event...
Irina dreamed expectantly of the rush she was about to receive as Ivan nervously tried to stay on target.

CO of Fort Housewife said...

Man, Matthew McConaughey must be pretty desperate for work.