Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Picture That Killed the Tattoo Fad



1. Bertha, the Littlest Bull Dyke, proudly displays her love for Sailor Moon.

2. ORA: Robert Conrad's dyke grand-daughter was one battery short of a smoke alarm.

3. Meghan McCain shows off her new ink, then announces that Republicans suck.

4. And George Will is worried about... dungarees.

5. "And she can tune a Harley like nobody's business..." Ellen DeGeneres like to brag about her and Portia's daughter.

Best of Matt the K
I'm not sure if the T-shirt reads 'HARVARD' or 'RETARD'. Most likely the latter.

Best of Viking04
Cool, it doesn't show below the sleeve roll, so I can still draw recruiter duty..score.

Best of Army of Dad
Oh no, Tommy I'm sure you will be just fine in prison.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
"Oh... This? Just a fairy kneeling at the ready, in a puddle of her own excrement."

Best of GregMan
Some Pibgorn fans just go way overboard.

Best of dadoctah
"No, dear, I don't think it makes you look less feminine. Being built like Paul Blart Mall Cop makes you look less feminine."

Best of metalgarth
Todd Flanders lasheses out in his own way at the death of his mother

Best of Jack Reacher
Well, however she paid for that tattoo, it obviously wasn't from saving her lunch money.

52 comments:

Oiao said...

The boy that got away from the two fellers in Appalachia that were all about having 'Got Root'.

And man did it fuck his head up.

Rodney Dill said...

Army of Mom and Army of Dad should not have had children.

Matt the K said...

I'm not sure if the T-shirt reads 'HARVARD' or 'RETARD'. Most likely the latter.

Viking04 said...

"And I have a Unicorn on the other arm."

Viking04 said...

The tattoo was a mixed blessing. When he was 'Thomas', it just caused him to be beaten up, but when she was 'Thomasina', it got her the chicks.

Viking04 said...

It makes me feel pretty.

Viking04 said...

Cool, it doesn't show below the sleeve roll, so I can still draw recruiter duty..score.

Army of Dad said...

Oh no, Tommy I'm sure you will be just fine in prison.

Army of Dad said...

Well at least you aren't like the the conformists out there getting a tribal tat!

Barco Sin Vela II said...

"Oh... This? Just a fairy kneeling at the ready, in a puddle of her own excrement."

Viking04 said...

The sneer really makes me look like a baaaaad dude.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Pat's tat;
still no help answering the main question...

Submariner said...

Guess where I had the tat for her "caterpillar stage" placed?

Submariner said...

Body by McDonald's. Tattoo by Sharpie.

Achilles said...

"I'm a little bull dyke short and stout.
Show me your dick and I'll rip it out..."

dub said...

I hate to be shallow, but the girl on your tattoo is kinda fat. Oh wait, that's just your arm. Sorry.

Mr. Hankey said...

Nothing says 'badass" like having 'Wendy the Butterfly' on your fat arm. The other arm is inked with a 'Jack In The Box' with fins. Soon to come - a tramp stamp of 'Ronald McDonald' playing shuffleboard.

Tim said...

WHAT NO CREDIT??

Tim said...

What? at least it's not something I'll regret

Rodney Dill said...

The name's Bob, I gotta 'B' tattooed on each butt cheek

Rodney Dill said...

"Guess where my Sponge Bob Square pants tat is?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes I have job skills -- You want fries widdat?"

Viking04 said...

I'll be the most hard core chick in the pork chop platoon at Boot.

Rodney Dill said...

As seen on youtube

Rodney Dill said...

"Don't ever be the first one to fall asleep at Band camp."

Julie the Jarhead said...

Bobby Hill, is that you?

GregMan said...

I bet that goes over real well in gym class when it's time to play dodgeball.

GregMan said...

Some Pibgorn fans just go way overboard.

GregMan said...

"At least it's not that homophobic B*tch Miss California!"

wv: ophysts - I bet he does.

jeff said...

As a future Harvard Graduate, Billy expected to be a leader in the free world some day.

dadoctah said...

"No, dear, I don't think it makes you look less feminine. Being built like Paul Blart Mall Cop makes you look less feminine."

molson said...

So how will your po broke ass be spendin your govmint money?

metalgarth said...

Todd Flanders lasheses out in his own way at the death of his mother

Jay Guevara said...

Is there such a thing as too good-looking?

Jay Guevara said...

"I was gonna do the other arm too, but decided that that wouldn't be classy."

Army of Dad said...

You gotta be tough if you are going to be dumb.

jeff said...

Tats...not tits.

Rodney Dill said...

"Rapunzel's under the arm."

robert said...

Without the tat, he wouldn't be hot.

"Mom".

vw: bowsmine

Jack Reacher said...

"I said I wasn't interested, then I saw your tattoo. Now I'm not interested, AND appalled."

Jack Reacher said...

Well, however she paid for that tattoo, it obviously wasn't from saving her lunch money.

Jack Reacher said...

In Cook County, that's accepted as valid ID at the voting booth.

Jay Guevara said...

Darwin was wrong. Exhibit A.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Well, damn, I can't see her boobies!"When the bandage came off, Timmy learned a costly lesson about visual perspective... try as you might, you can't look down a 2-dimensional blouse.

-OR-

Ralph's Thawt Bubblette
Sure it seems big now, but when I weigh 750 pounds she'll look like tinkerbell.

-OR-

In Obamalamaland, being gender indeterminate gives a person more leeway in the I Did A Dumb Thing department.

-OR-

Voted "Most Likely To Drown While Looking Up At Rain" by the other turkeys at his/her high school.

Mr. Hankey said...

Immediately, Nancy Pelosi recognizes Billy as one of her constituents.

steve o said...

Pat.

steve o said...

"So I thought, what would really improve my appearance is a tattoo!"

steve o said...

Pat is a lot more confident with her sexy new tattoo.

steve o said...

I can't figure out if this is a feminine-looking dude, or a dikey-looking chick.

And somehow the tat doesn't help me, although I think it should.

mklasing said...

Is this the post that will be pulled if I say "NO, NO, NO, NO"?

Tattoo Artist said...

Yes. Can you imagine the butt kicking this guy gets in the gym locker room? Tattoo is nice, but wrong tattooee.