1. Bertha, the Littlest Bull Dyke, proudly displays her love for Sailor Moon.
2. ORA: Robert Conrad's dyke grand-daughter was one battery short of a smoke alarm.
3. Meghan McCain shows off her new ink, then announces that Republicans suck.
4. And George Will is worried about... dungarees.
5. "And she can tune a Harley like nobody's business..." Ellen DeGeneres like to brag about her and Portia's daughter.
Best of Matt the K
I'm not sure if the T-shirt reads 'HARVARD' or 'RETARD'. Most likely the latter.
Best of Viking04
Cool, it doesn't show below the sleeve roll, so I can still draw recruiter duty..score.
Best of Army of Dad
Oh no, Tommy I'm sure you will be just fine in prison.
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
"Oh... This? Just a fairy kneeling at the ready, in a puddle of her own excrement."
Best of GregMan
Some Pibgorn fans just go way overboard.
Best of dadoctah
"No, dear, I don't think it makes you look less feminine. Being built like Paul Blart Mall Cop makes you look less feminine."
Best of metalgarth
Todd Flanders lasheses out in his own way at the death of his mother
Best of Jack Reacher
Well, however she paid for that tattoo, it obviously wasn't from saving her lunch money.
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The boy that got away from the two fellers in Appalachia that were all about having 'Got Root'.
And man did it fuck his head up.
Army of Mom and Army of Dad should not have had children.
I'm not sure if the T-shirt reads 'HARVARD' or 'RETARD'. Most likely the latter.
"And I have a Unicorn on the other arm."
The tattoo was a mixed blessing. When he was 'Thomas', it just caused him to be beaten up, but when she was 'Thomasina', it got her the chicks.
It makes me feel pretty.
Cool, it doesn't show below the sleeve roll, so I can still draw recruiter duty..score.
Oh no, Tommy I'm sure you will be just fine in prison.
Well at least you aren't like the the conformists out there getting a tribal tat!
"Oh... This? Just a fairy kneeling at the ready, in a puddle of her own excrement."
The sneer really makes me look like a baaaaad dude.
Pat's tat;
still no help answering the main question...
Guess where I had the tat for her "caterpillar stage" placed?
Body by McDonald's. Tattoo by Sharpie.
"I'm a little bull dyke short and stout.
Show me your dick and I'll rip it out..."
I hate to be shallow, but the girl on your tattoo is kinda fat. Oh wait, that's just your arm. Sorry.
Nothing says 'badass" like having 'Wendy the Butterfly' on your fat arm. The other arm is inked with a 'Jack In The Box' with fins. Soon to come - a tramp stamp of 'Ronald McDonald' playing shuffleboard.
WHAT NO CREDIT??
What? at least it's not something I'll regret
The name's Bob, I gotta 'B' tattooed on each butt cheek
"Guess where my Sponge Bob Square pants tat is?"
"Yes I have job skills -- You want fries widdat?"
I'll be the most hard core chick in the pork chop platoon at Boot.
As seen on youtube
"Don't ever be the first one to fall asleep at Band camp."
Bobby Hill, is that you?
I bet that goes over real well in gym class when it's time to play dodgeball.
Some Pibgorn fans just go way overboard.
"At least it's not that homophobic B*tch Miss California!"
wv: ophysts - I bet he does.
As a future Harvard Graduate, Billy expected to be a leader in the free world some day.
"No, dear, I don't think it makes you look less feminine. Being built like Paul Blart Mall Cop makes you look less feminine."
So how will your po broke ass be spendin your govmint money?
Todd Flanders lasheses out in his own way at the death of his mother
Is there such a thing as too good-looking?
"I was gonna do the other arm too, but decided that that wouldn't be classy."
You gotta be tough if you are going to be dumb.
Tats...not tits.
"Rapunzel's under the arm."
Without the tat, he wouldn't be hot.
"Mom".
vw: bowsmine
"I said I wasn't interested, then I saw your tattoo. Now I'm not interested, AND appalled."
Well, however she paid for that tattoo, it obviously wasn't from saving her lunch money.
In Cook County, that's accepted as valid ID at the voting booth.
Darwin was wrong. Exhibit A.
"Well, damn, I can't see her boobies!"When the bandage came off, Timmy learned a costly lesson about visual perspective... try as you might, you can't look down a 2-dimensional blouse.
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Ralph's Thawt Bubblette
Sure it seems big now, but when I weigh 750 pounds she'll look like tinkerbell.
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In Obamalamaland, being gender indeterminate gives a person more leeway in the I Did A Dumb Thing department.
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Voted "Most Likely To Drown While Looking Up At Rain" by the other turkeys at his/her high school.
Immediately, Nancy Pelosi recognizes Billy as one of her constituents.
Pat.
"So I thought, what would really improve my appearance is a tattoo!"
Pat is a lot more confident with her sexy new tattoo.
I can't figure out if this is a feminine-looking dude, or a dikey-looking chick.
And somehow the tat doesn't help me, although I think it should.
Is this the post that will be pulled if I say "NO, NO, NO, NO"?
Yes. Can you imagine the butt kicking this guy gets in the gym locker room? Tattoo is nice, but wrong tattooee.
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