Best of The Man
Nice. But soccer is still gay
Best of John.....just John
Brazil. Giving a new meaning to Soccer Moms since 1896
Best of mpur
Damn the penalties, I'm using my hands!
Best of Submariner
Don't mind me miss, I'm just a patriotic sailor that likes to wrap himself in the stars and stripes when abroad...
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Oh, when will this ennui loosen it's grip on me? Oh, look, there it goes now!"
Best of Oiao
I never realized that Old Glory had a camel toe in it before.
Best of Army of Mom
I have your World Cup ... in my pants!
Best of lawhawk
I'd take a red card for taking 'em down.
Best of molson
Now that's what I call a patriotic cooch.
Best of Submariner
If Miss AmerItalia held my balls like that, I'm pretty sure they'd "Swoosh" on her hand, too.
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Balled is beautiful
"Psst. Your balls are showing. Bumblebeetuna!"
Nice. But soccer is still gay
Can I play soccer in Brazil?
Brazil. Giving a new meaning to Soccer Moms since 1896
Finally - a soccer ball I can really get a grip on.
Just wanted to say, "Thank you, V the K, for making my Holy Thursday a truly spiritual experience."
wv: pufter -- a male soccer player.
If soccer uniforms looked like this back in the day, I'd have volunteered to be a cheerleader for the girls' team at my school. Heck, if they looked like that I'd volunteer today.
Excuse me Miss Brazil but I am a goalkeeper and I need to handle those balls.
Well I am all American so I guess I know where you want me...
"Well, funny you should ask about all the paint I have on me AoM. You will never believe what happened!"
"Atsa spicy Socceraball!!"
Dear Penthouse, I never thought I could made into a soccer fan until I spent a day with a couple of chicks from Italy and Brazil...
Yes the 4-4-2 is a great basic formation. I prefer the f-m-f, don't you ladies?
Just one more reason to put a bag over Mexico's head.
If you look closely at Brazils soccer balls, I think you can see her holllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!
Isn't that nice...there's an American flag draped over that Brazilian.
"It's not paint, dammit. It's a birthmark!"
The Brazilian has big balls. No, really, and they're not the ones painted on "her" derriere!
vw: pronp . . . they're categorizing you now, VtK.
WHERE IS ITALIAMERICA'S HAND?!
There's some allegory in the photo about getting into the U.S. without bothering with citizenship - I know it.
Excuse me while I secure her southern border.
Damn the penalties, I'm using my hands!
Don't mind me miss, I'm just a patriotic sailor that likes to wrap himself in the stars and stripes when abroad...
SSSSSSCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRE!
socc'er? I hardly know 'er!
If there's grass on the field -- play ball!
"I'm a little concerned about the placement of the red stripes", the makeup artist said.
"Oh, when will this ennui loosen it's grip on me? Oh, look, there it goes now!"
I never realized that Old Glory had a camel toe in it before.
Hey, that reminds me, I need to paint the house.
(I'm old)
I dont recall soccer balls having pimples on them.
Never has watching a little sweaty paint dry seemed so entertaining to so many. My cuntry tis of thee!
She's not burning the flag, but things are getting hot.
I feel very patriotic as a part of me stands up and salutes old glory's hole. Well, helloooo gloria!
who said caption clichés were a dying art form?
Still, she can't hold a candle to these pre-weight gain photos of an angel called Alessandra.
rats, wrong photo
WordVerify: remating - something I'd like to do with a few Thursday babes... after mating.
Seriously, Senorita Brazil and Ms. America/Italia. The best way to remove the paint is with a tongue bath.
And, no, Army of Dad. A wad of jizz is not a good pre-treatment for the tongue-bath paint removal.
Ceiling Cat is jealous of the pretty pussies.
Now I understand why Army of Dad's thighs and crotch were covered in white, black, red and blue paint. It also explains the humming of the national anthem during his shower.
Army of Dad, I don't believe that is a red card you just pulled out of your pocket, but I can see why you want to give it to them.
Army of Mom and Army of Dad have split allegiances for this match. I want Italia and he wants the USA. Perhaps we can work this out together, dear. We'll both pull for Brazil in the next match.
I have your World Cup ... in my pants!
This futbol match was brought to you by Massengill for those days when you have that 'not so fresh feeling' or after having your cooch and ass painted by some perv who keeps calling himself Army of Dad and making veiled references to having a patriotic pole he'd like to wrap your flag around.
Ohhhh, the skank wrapped her flag around AoD's pole and then the Brazillian beauty aimed her balls for the same goal.
Everyone, sing along!
'Ow to speak Australian: soccer groupies
Ironically, I have this paint scheme.
*you wanted it, admit it*
Ok, everyone except dub. He was hoping for Keira Knightley or a 12-year-old boy.
I'd take a red card for taking 'em down.
Now that's what I call a patriotic cooch.
Ok that made me touch myself a little... OK maybe it was a lot... Don't judge me.
Kinda gives new meaning to "pulling for the flag..."
however briefly...
If Miss AmerItalia held my balls like that, I'm pretty sure they'd "Swoosh" on her hand, too.
Even if you can't make the team, you can still DO the team.
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Old Glory Hole
Every heart beats true for the red, white and blue-balls.
Let's run your flag up my flagpole and see if anyone salutes...
There's a flag on that last play... I like that last play.
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