Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Now, Army of Mom Knows How Dub Feels on Thursday


1. Ang Lee's film version of The Office had a very different take on the Dwight/Jim relationship.

2. "You ready for lunch? It's almost 8:30."

3. Financial services employees eventually adjusted to Barney Frank's new anti-air-conditioning rules.

4. Why you should never outsource your Sexual Harassment training video to Falcon Studios.

5. ORA: Andrew Sullivan was happy to provide Charles Johnson with two beefy bodyguards to keep Intelligent Design believers off of his website.

Best of Army of Dad
The New Berenstain Bears was a required part of the One's mandatory pre-K sex-ed classes.

Best of Submariner
Got any pudding?

Best of Mr. Hankey
GI Joe 2010 - Sporting real life facial hair, he prepares to demonstrate his kung-fu grip.

Best of Matt the K
Does this bear claw tattoo make me look gay?

Best of Tim
As car sales plummeted dealerships tried out all nude showrooms in an effort to bring in rich gay customers.

Best of dub
Sure Carl, I'll look into that for you. Now would you mind moving your cock away from my shoulder?

Best of Army of Mom
I suggest a new strategy - let the Wookiee ... well, you know, let him ...

Best of sonicfrog
With the help of Bobo, Coco finally got the Easter basket off his face...

Best of Chrees
OK, the Mac vs PC ads have officially jumped the shark. And it is a big hairy gay shark...

Best of prince of leaves
"You know, Bob, you really need to do something about that back-dandruff."

Best of Jay Guevara
"So...uh...what kinda faggot are you?"

61 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

The day that George Michael gave up lap-dances.

metalgarth said...

"First rule of Fat Club..."

Submariner said...

When did Rosie get tattoos?

Army of Dad said...

The New Berenstain Bears was a required part of the One's mandatory pre-K sex-ed classes.

Army of Dad said...

I can't bear to watch this!

Submariner said...
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Army of Dad said...

Oh that, that is the sex parter you coudl have at the bathhouse...(music: I always feel like somebody's watching me)

Submariner said...
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Army of Dad said...

"Do you take dicktation?"

Submariner said...

Got any pudding?

Army of Dad said...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear...

Army of Dad said...

Capt. Subby our GAYDAR pegged at maximum and then died. What do we do now!?

Army of Dad said...

Sully your prom dates are here.

Army of Dad said...

The new Tickle Me Homo doll is incredibly lifelike.

Army of Dad said...
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Army of Dad said...

Couple of bare-backed bears, nothing (you want) to see here folks. Move along.

Submariner said...

OK, I have:
"Dear Caps-n-Chaps, I never believed your letters until this really happened to me."Now what?




PIMF

Mr. Hankey said...

GI Joe 2010 - Sporting real life facial hair, he prepares to demonstrate his kung-fu grip.

Matt the K said...

Does this bear claw tattoo make me look gay?

Matt the K said...

"Oh, you ordered a Danish? Sorry pal, Olaf's busy--you're getting a bear claw today."

Tim said...

As car sales plummeted dealerships tried out all nude showrooms in an effort to bring in rich gay customers.

Jay Guevara said...

I'm in the mood for loooovvvvve, simply because you're near me...

Army of Mom said...

V. I will reiterate that you are one sick intercourse. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Army of Mom said...

Brian - looking in your eyes makes me feel like I'm gazing at the Milky Way. In fact, I want to see uranus.

Army of Mom said...

So, you cum here often?

Army of Mom said...

Please Mr. Frank, I don't want to hear the story about Sully-locks and the Three Bears again.

dub said...

Sure Carl, I'll look into that for you. Now would you mind moving your cock away from my shoulder?

Army of Mom said...

Did I hear someone toe-tapping or are you just happy to see me?

Army of Mom said...

Everyone sing along ...

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Army of Mom said...

You see the bear claw tattoo on his chest ... trust me, you don't want to see the tattoo on his backside.

Army of Mom said...

Do these ass-less chaps make my butt look big?

Army of Mom said...

Dan, stop looking at me like that. I'm sorry I was looking at straight porn. I won't do it again.

Army of Mom said...

Ang Lee's remake of the popular TV series "BJ and the Bear" took on a whole new meaning.

Army of Mom said...

I CAN HAZ EYE BLEACH?

Army of Mom said...

Oh for the love of Jesus, where are da white wimmen?

Army of Mom said...

CEILING CAT'S FURBALLS ARE JEALOUS

Army of Mom said...

Dan suddenly understood why its not wise to upset a Wookiee.

Army of Mom said...

I suggest a new strategy - let the Wookiee ... well, you know, let him ...

Army of Mom said...

I see large bottles of lube in their future. (and, unfortunately, I imagine lots of body hair in it)

Army of Mom said...

Laugh it up, Fuzzball.

Dan and Brian's arguments always ended with Brian bending over backwards for Dan.

Wait, did I type that outloud?

sonicfrog said...

With the help of Bobo, Coco finally got the Easter basket off his face...

Silhouette said...

On my back is a tattoo of a chia pet. I like to shave, let it grow, shave, let it grow.

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, how 'bout I widen your stance a bit?"

jeff said...

"Dude, a little privacy here please? Those grunting noises were not an invitation!"

Jay Guevara said...

"So, did you vote for Obama?"

"Good one!"

wv: hinki

Submariner said...

San Francisco crack troops. And by that we don't mean "well-trained, para-military."

Chrees said...

OK, the Mac vs PC ads have officially jumped the shark. And it is a big hairy gay shark...

mpur said...

The bear market was devastating on...oh, never mind.

dadoctah said...

I *knew* it! Venus and Serena Williams are on 'roids!

molson said...

Billy Mays has a side job? Amazing!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The US Geologic Service had a tough time pinning down the epicenter of a sporadic series of tremors... until it was determined that staring contests at Santa's Fat Farm often led to fits of laughter and tummies that shook like bowlsful of jelly.

WordVerify: ourap - it might be yourap, but don't call it ourap cause i hate rap.

prince of leaves said...

"You know, Bob, you really need to do something about that back-dandruff."

ochagirl said...

Hirsute men with tattoos - something that doesn't sound gay shouldn't look gay. D:

gaygaygaygaygaygay

flyovercountry said...

I know that everyone looks forward to Thursday's babes, but I don't think that folks will look forward to Tuesday's Barney Frank's pin ups.

dub said...

Hey I dig your angora sweater. Get it at Ross?

dub said...

Ceiling Cat is backing into a corner, just in case.

Mr. Hankey said...

Joe was very happy to train the new guy and the one coming in next week. But he still didn't understand why everyone else wasn't as excited when the boss to him he was getting aids.

Adjustah said...

Nope. Still not gonna watch Pitchmen...

dub said...

Hi, my name is Bruce and I a have your stimulus package. Yes, that means you're on the receiving end. I hope this is the kind of change you were expecting.

Jay Guevara said...

"So...uh...what kinda faggot are you?"

dub said...

Dude 1: "Hey, you're right. I can't believe its not butter!"

Dude 2: "Um...its not 'butter'."