Thursday, April 16, 2009

Meanwhile, Back in the Pits




Best of Army of Dad
Congratulations on qualifying in pole position.

Best of Tim
The Transgender Auto Racers of America aka TARA work hard for their money

Best of Buzzhead
Is that the Danica Patrick fan club? I want to join.

Best of dub
Hey look, Team Futurama is racing!

Best of dadoctah
"Why yes ladies I am racing in the race because racing is what I do best coming from a racing family by the way have you met my brother Spritle and his monkey Chim-Chim?"

Best of Pendark
Ok...I'll say it...
Hold on, I've got a tool for that.

Best of mpur
ORA: And remember, with Rusteze (and an insane amount of luck) you too can look like me!

44 comments:

Army of Dad said...

I need to jack now, I mean I need some new rubber, er...well you get the idea.

Army of Dad said...

Why yes, I will check your oil. I even have my dipstick ready!

Army of Dad said...

Jack dat @ss up!

Army of Dad said...

Congratulations on qualifying in pole position.

Army of Dad said...

Oh I think we will all be winners tonight.

Army of Dad said...

Welcum to the Beaver Racing League.

The Man said...

Check out those skidmarks

dub said...

Perhaps you recognize the girl in the middle...she is married to Hugh Jass.

dub said...

In order:

1) Very nice.
2) Huge ass.
3) Determined to catch up to the ass size of #2.

Tim said...

Crap I thought it was "testicle Thursday?"

Wait your saying it is? than where?

Oh...

Tim said...

The Transgender Auto Racers of America aka TARA work hard for their money

Army of Dad said...

...Fonda aint got a motor in the back of her Honda. Baby got back!

dub said...

Its a beautiful day here for the Cookie Dough 500...

Silhouette said...

Be careful of that one. She used to date Dick Trickle.

Silhouette said...

Why are they leaning? Because they are tired. (ba-dump-da)

Kaptain Krude said...

Ms. Badwrench? What a coincidence, I need my nuts tightened!

Army of Dad said...

The Army of Dad remake of Ricky Bobby still involved characters in their underwear, but I think you will all agree it is much better my way.

Army of Dad said...

Tit Crew: Race with Lace out on DVD this fall.


wv: unmen and thank God for that!

Army of Dad said...

If this pit crew screws up your stop you get to spank them after the race.

Army of Dad said...

How would you ladies like to work on the number 69?

Anonymous said...

Ms. Badwrench can work on my nuts any time she wants.

Buzzhead said...

They may not be the fastest pit crew on the circuit, but I love to watch them work!

Buzzhead said...

Is that the Danica Patrick fan club? I want to join.

Submariner said...

"White tires before Memorial Day? How tacky!"
Clinton Kelly just didn't get NASCAR and never would.

Submariner said...

Fill 'er up? Don't mind if I do...

dub said...

Hey look, Team Futurama is racing!

Matt the K said...

Mudflaps and Retreads.

Matt the K said...

Vaseline Alley(s)

steve o said...

Today is hot skanky piece of ass day at the racetrack!

ochagirl said...

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who clicked on the picture to get a closer look at their butts, but I am I the only who did it to read them?

dadoctah said...

"Why yes ladies I am racing in the race because racing is what I do best coming from a racing family by the way have you met my brother Spritle and his monkey Chim-Chim?"

Pendark said...

Ok...I'll say it...

Hold on, I've got a tool for that.

Submariner said...

Ms. Badwrench unveils their new line of personal vicegrip tools...

Submariner said...

Pardon me, dears; do you have any Grey Poupon?

Submariner said...

I'm not sure about the days, but if'n I got these three home with me there'd definitely be "NIGHTS of Thunder..."

mpur said...

So, ladies, how much for a lube job?

mpur said...

ORA: And remember, with Rusteze (and an insane amount of luck) you too can look like me!


wv: whory Yeah, a little.

Army of Dad said...

Ms. Badwrench unveils their new line of personal tool friction grips...

There, fixed it for you Subby! :P

racerboy said...

At Ms. Badwrench Racing, our team motto is, "If it's taking too long, you're using the wrong tool."

Hmmm, looks like I'm not the only one who has a nomex thong...

Excuse me, is this the line to be the next Mrs. Jeff Gordon?

baslim said...

More like Ms. Badwench, and the badder, the better.

dub said...

I read their shorts. They said:

Girl on left: "Hot"

Girl on right: "Juicy"

Girl in middle: "Eat at Joe's, Home of the Double Quarter pounder Angus Sirloin Sammich that will make you fall in love all over again. PS, I like pie."

dub said...

I can see all the stars on their shirts. And if those skirts were a little bit shorter I'd be able to see 3 more.

Kaptain Krude said...

Excuse me, ladies, but my tire has gone flat and needs some inflating. You'll find the stem right underneath the spare tire.

wv: incemic - what I'm thinking of doing to all three of them at the same time.

Kaptain Krude said...

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.