Best of Army of Dad
Congratulations on qualifying in pole position.
Best of Tim
The Transgender Auto Racers of America aka TARA work hard for their money
Best of Buzzhead
Is that the Danica Patrick fan club? I want to join.
Best of dub
Hey look, Team Futurama is racing!
Best of dadoctah
"Why yes ladies I am racing in the race because racing is what I do best coming from a racing family by the way have you met my brother Spritle and his monkey Chim-Chim?"
Best of Pendark
Ok...I'll say it...
Hold on, I've got a tool for that.
Best of mpur
ORA: And remember, with Rusteze (and an insane amount of luck) you too can look like me!
44 comments:
I need to jack now, I mean I need some new rubber, er...well you get the idea.
Why yes, I will check your oil. I even have my dipstick ready!
Jack dat @ss up!
Congratulations on qualifying in pole position.
Oh I think we will all be winners tonight.
Welcum to the Beaver Racing League.
Check out those skidmarks
Perhaps you recognize the girl in the middle...she is married to Hugh Jass.
In order:
1) Very nice.
2) Huge ass.
3) Determined to catch up to the ass size of #2.
Crap I thought it was "testicle Thursday?"
Wait your saying it is? than where?
Oh...
The Transgender Auto Racers of America aka TARA work hard for their money
...Fonda aint got a motor in the back of her Honda. Baby got back!
Its a beautiful day here for the Cookie Dough 500...
Be careful of that one. She used to date Dick Trickle.
Why are they leaning? Because they are tired. (ba-dump-da)
Ms. Badwrench? What a coincidence, I need my nuts tightened!
The Army of Dad remake of Ricky Bobby still involved characters in their underwear, but I think you will all agree it is much better my way.
Tit Crew: Race with Lace out on DVD this fall.
wv: unmen and thank God for that!
If this pit crew screws up your stop you get to spank them after the race.
How would you ladies like to work on the number 69?
Ms. Badwrench can work on my nuts any time she wants.
They may not be the fastest pit crew on the circuit, but I love to watch them work!
Is that the Danica Patrick fan club? I want to join.
"White tires before Memorial Day? How tacky!"
Clinton Kelly just didn't get NASCAR and never would.
Fill 'er up? Don't mind if I do...
Hey look, Team Futurama is racing!
Mudflaps and Retreads.
Vaseline Alley(s)
Today is hot skanky piece of ass day at the racetrack!
I'm sure I wasn't the only one who clicked on the picture to get a closer look at their butts, but I am I the only who did it to read them?
"Why yes ladies I am racing in the race because racing is what I do best coming from a racing family by the way have you met my brother Spritle and his monkey Chim-Chim?"
Ok...I'll say it...
Hold on, I've got a tool for that.
Ms. Badwrench unveils their new line of personal vicegrip tools...
Pardon me, dears; do you have any Grey Poupon?
I'm not sure about the days, but if'n I got these three home with me there'd definitely be "NIGHTS of Thunder..."
So, ladies, how much for a lube job?
ORA: And remember, with Rusteze (and an insane amount of luck) you too can look like me!
wv: whory Yeah, a little.
Ms. Badwrench unveils their new line of personal tool friction grips...
There, fixed it for you Subby! :P
At Ms. Badwrench Racing, our team motto is, "If it's taking too long, you're using the wrong tool."
Hmmm, looks like I'm not the only one who has a nomex thong...
Excuse me, is this the line to be the next Mrs. Jeff Gordon?
More like Ms. Badwench, and the badder, the better.
I read their shorts. They said:
Girl on left: "Hot"
Girl on right: "Juicy"
Girl in middle: "Eat at Joe's, Home of the Double Quarter pounder Angus Sirloin Sammich that will make you fall in love all over again. PS, I like pie."
I can see all the stars on their shirts. And if those skirts were a little bit shorter I'd be able to see 3 more.
Excuse me, ladies, but my tire has gone flat and needs some inflating. You'll find the stem right underneath the spare tire.
wv: incemic - what I'm thinking of doing to all three of them at the same time.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
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