1. GM's plant in Tijuana was plagued by Quality Control Problems.
2. "Sorry for the sudden stop Miguel. You okay?"
3. Even in the 23rd Century, you don't want to use a Mexican transporter.
4. "What do you mean, we're here? I just got comfortable."
5. Well, when he finishes his cocoon, he'll hibernate for several months, and then a beautiful flamenco dancer will emerge.
Best of Army of Dad
Caution: Always exit your transformer BEFORE your transformer changes forms.
Best of dub
Introducing the new Chevy Vato. It seats 7, gets 24 mpg, and will make your lawn look fantastic!
Best of Mr. Hankey
Sally learns that her aborted fetus from 20 years ago wasn't lost and had simply fallen between the seat cushions.
Best of steve o
No, I'm not Corinthian.
I'm Mexican. Why do you ask?
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Hello, OnStar? You're not going to believe this."
Best of curly
Mexican superhero "CarSeatMan" is able to transform himself into a badly upholstered VW minibus captain's chair at will.
Best of ColoradoPatriot
Whoever had the idea of an ejector seat on the bottom level of a double-decker bus should have his head eximined.
Best of Rodney Dill
OJA:
220, 221, Whatever it takes.
Best of Matt the K
"So, you see, that's why they call them 'lazy boys'."
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The newest GM cars manufactured in Mexico decidedly still have some bugs in the systems.
Dangit Bill! I said HAVE a seat-- not BE a seat!!
I always thought I felt a little prick when I sat down in the back seat of Carl's car.
Oye, chicka. Come sit down!!
Upholstered with real Corinthian leather, Corinthian included.
ORA: I am crazy car seat boy, give me some candy!
Looks like someone really likes that new car smell.
Gimp your ride.
Caution: Always exit your transformer BEFORE your transformer changes forms.
Pleather and face is a very obscure fetish. Now you know why.
Replacing your arm rest, more illegal Mexican workers doing jobs Americans won't do.
Juan, Immagracion will not be fooled by that!
Line worker accidentally traps himself installing seats. Unfortunately for him the union worker whose job it is to remove those who have accidentally trapped themselves, has been on voluntary lay off for the past 8 weeks.
New on TeleMundo: The Mexican Six Million Peso Man - Astronaut Stefano Austin is injured in a tragic fence climbing accident and s rebuilt as a car seat.
Barry's car rejected the seat transplant and soon passed away. Apparently it was installed at an alternative Mexican clinic.
Introducing the new Chevy Vato. It seats 7, gets 24 mpg, and will make your lawn look fantastic!
Seat Stuffing...yet another job created by the Obama administration.
Sally learns that her aborted fetus from 20 years ago wasn't lost and had simply fallen between the seat cushions.
Pedro learns what can happen if you give a mouse a cookie.
The new 2010 Chevy Mother-in-Law: backseat driving just got a whole lot more intimate!
"No, satellite radio isn't included in that trim package. But for an extra hundred bucks, you can get the factory-installed mariachi kit."
On a drunken dare, Antonio attempted to replicate the car factory scene from "Minority Report"...and might have succeeded had he not picked the minivan line by mistake.
Queer Eye for the Car Guy introduces the reach around car seat!
Jorge works in Receiving, but he hopes to get a job in Assembly using a similar method he used to get a job in this state.
No, I'm not Corithian.
I'm Mexican. Why do you ask?
Juan was giving a BJ to Optimus Prime when Bumblebee suddenly walked in...
No, I'm not Corinthian.
I'm Mexican. Why do you ask?
I see you added the Corinthian Reach Around option. Good choice!
"And step on it. I'm late for a board meeting and I'm the Chairman."
I call shotgun!
Toyota's new ad campaign was clearly derivative of Apple's "I'm a PC, I'm a Mac series".
wv: asoedle. What Swiss people do when they eat beans.
Body by Fisher. Mind by Mencia.
I know this is not a caption, but I want more Beckinsale!!!
"Hello, OnStar? You're not going to believe this."
Thanks to the bailout, GM is forced to make concessions to the UAW that "keeps everybody employed".
Meanwhile Nafta keeps the mescians employed and our folks are laid off. Isnt NAFTA such a winner!!!
This goes a long way toward 'splaining how an ad for a compact car can claim it seats 9.
-OR-
So, you were upset when Delta eliminated aisle and row seating selection? Wait til you learn what "Fly United" now means for coach passengers!
Despite a supervisor's pleas that front seat photos would be better publicity for the DMV, Alvin "evel knievel" Dunwoody knew what stood between him and an injury-free 25-year student driver trainer career (and his retirement party that very evening)... 4 pimple-faced youths and a one-eyed retiree with palsy. Nothing could pry him from the security of his special instructor's seat.
Not surprisingly, the final GM cars had to be towed off the assembly line (due to a spike in pilfered engines, wheels and other parts coming to a black market near you); however, each car comes equipped with a member of white collar management, tucked and rolled to union specs.
AP Washington, DC: To the relief of anxious female commuters, the notorious Beltway Gridlock Fondler was finally caught red handed (so to speak) when his arm became entangled in a faulty seatbelt.
Addendum: Represented by the ACLU, the perv sued the seatbelt manufacturer and won.
Gesundheit!
"Fahrvergnugen" does not translate well into spanish.
Mexican superhero "CarSeatMan" is able to transform himself into a badly upholstered VW minibus captain's chair at will.
If you look a little closer at the label on the seat, you'll see it says 'Made OF Mexico'.
I dunno, seems to me the child car seat restraint code is a bit out of control...
Herb Alpert makes his acting debut in the live-action adaptation of Disney's "Cars".
Is that a little excess armor all in your seat or are you just happy to see me?
Mexican Transformers
ORA: All in all, Captain Stillman was right. I'd rather be a loofah...
Whoever had the idea of an ejector seat on the bottom level of a double-decker bus should have his head eximined.
wv: "yograds" Props to the Class of '09!
a beautiful car, with doors to match...comes with factory air-conditioned air, from our fully air-conditioned factory...
OJA:
220, 221, Whatever it takes.
"I said the seats were stain-proof,
not Stan-proof."
"So, you see, that's why they call them 'lazy boys'."
ATDHE
I've heard of 'tuck and roll' interiors, but this is ridiculous.
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