1. Robert Byrd spends a weekend hanging out with friends.
2. "Yeah, those people sure do like to shoplift at Old Navy, don't they?"
3. Alabama sends a special delegation to help out with the California wildfires.
4. "Aw, c'mon... let's see what's under that mask."
5. Robert Byrd's Nativity scene features some very unusual Magi.
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"Achoo! Oh, yuck!"
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North Korea makes a concerted effort to veil their missile launch ambitions from the rest of the world.
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Anybody up for white cake with white icing?
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ORA: The Moody Blues are touring again?
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The Coneheads dressed up as ghosts for Halloween and hilarity ensued.
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"These outfits should hide what sick intercourses we are."
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Cotton: The Fabric of Our Lives
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Ok ok, who stole Madonna's bras?
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These are just folk art salt shakers, you freaking liberals. Stop jumping to conclusions and sending me threatening emails!
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Oh Crap! Bubba! I just farted. Now I can't breath. Cough. What do I do? What do I dooooo?
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White? After Labor Day?
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Contestants line-up to be the life-size candles for Obama's birthday celebration.
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"Achoo! Oh, yuck!"
North Korea makes a concerted effort to veil their missile launch ambitions from the rest of the world.
Australian for Jarts
Anybody up for white cake with white icing?
No, really; how'd YOU celebrate MLK's birthday?
"Hello, Dawn, we're here to help you with your taxes."
M'chel's description of "typical white Americans" as presented to European leaders.
Remember, boys; "What HAPPENS at Avalon Manor, STAYS at Avalon Manor." Ya got that?
From the moment the candles began singing "Be Our Guest," you KNEW that Bobby Byrd's remake of Disney's classic "Beauty and the Beast" was going to have a slightly different storyline...
ORA: The Moody Blues are touring again?
The Coneheads dressed up as ghosts for Halloween and hilarity ensued.
ORA: Chef sure is afraid of ghosts.
Some people never get to take off the dunce cap.
We are so proud of our white heritage that we refuse to show our faces!
Hey Jed, can we run for congress now?
Nope, we ain't from West Virginia.
What, no oversized paper mache puppets!?
Hmm, long white robes. Head to toe coverings. Hates Jews...yep sounds like islamo-fascists.
Oh look a game of wizard chess is just about to start!
The Alabama All Stars Quidditch team.
"Trick or treat!"
"Um, okay; trick."
"These outfits should hide what sick intercourses we are."
Cotton: The Fabric of Our Lives
HEY WHERE DA WHITE GHOSTS AT?
Ok ok, who stole Madonna's bras?
Big Disclaimer on eBay Ad:
These are just folk art salt shakers, you freaking liberals. Stop jumping to conclusions and sending me threatening emails!
King Kong's Q-Tips
Pesky soot stains??? Next time, use Cohen's brand bleach.
Elephant tampons???
"The President is a what?!?"
Democrat caucus time in West Virginia already?
How the New York Times sees Rural America.
Oh! Ashley Wilkes and Frank Kennedy were at a political meeting. Now I get it.
Obama shows this picture to the UN and proclaims: "This was the day before I took office, ABC Auto Industry is from the day after."
A little known historical fact:
The one-time Sheriff of Rock Ridge convinced the semi-retarded residents of his town to wear what later became known as "dunce-caps" underneath their robes.
Stampeding cattle... through the Vatican.
burqas for dumbasses.
Oh Crap! Bubba! I just farted. Now I can't breath. Cough. What do I do? What do I dooooo?
Goddammit Enus. Why didn't you tell us this was a gay pride rally?
2013: redneck women stage a silent protest against Mahdi Obama's imposition of burqas on American females over age 13.
See? I *told* you all white people look alike!
White? After Labor Day?
"Hey Billy-bob - do you think it was such a bright idea to use fitted sheets?"
Contestants line-up to be the life-size candles for Obama's birthday celebration.
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