Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Knights in White Satin


1. Robert Byrd spends a weekend hanging out with friends.

2. "Yeah, those people sure do like to shoplift at Old Navy, don't they?"

3. Alabama sends a special delegation to help out with the California wildfires.

4. "Aw, c'mon... let's see what's under that mask."

5. Robert Byrd's Nativity scene features some very unusual Magi.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Achoo! Oh, yuck!"

Best of Rodney Dill
North Korea makes a concerted effort to veil their missile launch ambitions from the rest of the world.

Best of Submariner
Anybody up for white cake with white icing?

Best of Double the U
ORA: The Moody Blues are touring again?

Best of metalgarth
The Coneheads dressed up as ghosts for Halloween and hilarity ensued.

Best of Jack Reacher
"These outfits should hide what sick intercourses we are."

Best of Army of Dad
Cotton: The Fabric of Our Lives

Best of dub
Ok ok, who stole Madonna's bras?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Big Disclaimer on eBay Ad:
These are just folk art salt shakers, you freaking liberals. Stop jumping to conclusions and sending me threatening emails!

Best of molson
Oh Crap! Bubba! I just farted. Now I can't breath. Cough. What do I do? What do I dooooo?

Best of Kaptain Krude
White? After Labor Day?

Best of Mr. Hankey
Contestants line-up to be the life-size candles for Obama's birthday celebration.

44 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"Achoo! Oh, yuck!"

Rodney Dill said...

North Korea makes a concerted effort to veil their missile launch ambitions from the rest of the world.

Rodney Dill said...

Australian for Jarts

Submariner said...

Anybody up for white cake with white icing?

Submariner said...

No, really; how'd YOU celebrate MLK's birthday?

Submariner said...

"Hello, Dawn, we're here to help you with your taxes."

Submariner said...

M'chel's description of "typical white Americans" as presented to European leaders.

Submariner said...

Remember, boys; "What HAPPENS at Avalon Manor, STAYS at Avalon Manor." Ya got that?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

From the moment the candles began singing "Be Our Guest," you KNEW that Bobby Byrd's remake of Disney's classic "Beauty and the Beast" was going to have a slightly different storyline...

Double the U said...

ORA: The Moody Blues are touring again?

metalgarth said...

The Coneheads dressed up as ghosts for Halloween and hilarity ensued.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Chef sure is afraid of ghosts.

Army of Dad said...

Some people never get to take off the dunce cap.

Army of Dad said...

We are so proud of our white heritage that we refuse to show our faces!

Army of Dad said...

Hey Jed, can we run for congress now?

Nope, we ain't from West Virginia.

Army of Dad said...

What, no oversized paper mache puppets!?

Army of Dad said...

Hmm, long white robes. Head to toe coverings. Hates Jews...yep sounds like islamo-fascists.

Army of Dad said...

Oh look a game of wizard chess is just about to start!

Army of Dad said...

The Alabama All Stars Quidditch team.

Jack Reacher said...

"Trick or treat!"
"Um, okay; trick."

Jack Reacher said...

"These outfits should hide what sick intercourses we are."

Army of Dad said...

Cotton: The Fabric of Our Lives

dub said...

HEY WHERE DA WHITE GHOSTS AT?

dub said...

Ok ok, who stole Madonna's bras?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Big Disclaimer on eBay Ad:
These are just folk art salt shakers, you freaking liberals. Stop jumping to conclusions and sending me threatening emails!

Matt the K said...

King Kong's Q-Tips

Matt the K said...

Pesky soot stains??? Next time, use Cohen's brand bleach.

jj said...

Elephant tampons???

GregMan said...

"The President is a what?!?"

GregMan said...

Democrat caucus time in West Virginia already?

GregMan said...

How the New York Times sees Rural America.

Silhouette said...

Oh! Ashley Wilkes and Frank Kennedy were at a political meeting. Now I get it.

mklasing said...

Obama shows this picture to the UN and proclaims: "This was the day before I took office, ABC Auto Industry is from the day after."

steve o said...

A little known historical fact:

The one-time Sheriff of Rock Ridge convinced the semi-retarded residents of his town to wear what later became known as "dunce-caps" underneath their robes.

Submariner said...

Stampeding cattle... through the Vatican.

robert said...

burqas for dumbasses.

molson said...

Oh Crap! Bubba! I just farted. Now I can't breath. Cough. What do I do? What do I dooooo?

molson said...

Goddammit Enus. Why didn't you tell us this was a gay pride rally?

prince of leaves said...

2013: redneck women stage a silent protest against Mahdi Obama's imposition of burqas on American females over age 13.

dadoctah said...

See? I *told* you all white people look alike!

Kaptain Krude said...

White? After Labor Day?

jeff said...

"Hey Billy-bob - do you think it was such a bright idea to use fitted sheets?"

Mr. Hankey said...

Contestants line-up to be the life-size candles for Obama's birthday celebration.