Friday, April 10, 2009

Kate Moss Still Looks Great

1. "Michael Jackson? I almost didn't recognize you under the burqa."

2. The Grim Reaper comes for Dizzy Gillespie.

3. "Oh, come on in. We were just about to serve the salmon mousse."

4. Helen Thomas was surprised. Usually, the Obama admin blew smoke up a different one of her orifices.

5. Ann Coulter and Carlos Mencia attend Easter Mass.

Best of Matt the K
After her 'fact-finding' visit to East L.A., Maria Schriver urges her husband to legalize pot completely.

Best of metalgarth
Elvira and Michael Phelps made cameos in the remake of Refer Madness

Best of Army of Dad
Gay Witch Doctor, next on LOGO.

Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks. Jist filmin' the latest Amy Winehouse video; please ta be movin' along now...

Best of mklasing
The bulimia intervention for Mary-Kate Olsen went terribly wrong when some idiot broke out the pot.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Fox News reporters waiting to be called on in the White House press room.

Best of Matt the K
In this week's "Real Housewives of O.C." Bored stay-at-home death angel Mrs. Reaper has a fling with Pedro the pool boy.

Best of Matt the K
Everybody Hates Skeletor's Bogarting Nephew

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: "Norman?!?"

Best of Army of Mom
The president and Michelle prepare a gift basket for the next visiting head of state.

24 comments:

Matt the K said...

After her 'fact-finding' visit to East L.A., Maria Schriver urges her husband to legalize pot completely.

metalgarth said...

Elvira and Michael Phelps made cameos in the remake of Refer Madness

Army of Dad said...

Gay Witch Doctor, next on LOGO.

dub said...

Beats everyone to the "Dub pays homage to the first non-fatty on Caption This".

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks. Jist filmin' the latest Amy Winehouse video; please ta be movin' along now...

Submariner said...

A couple more tokes and he'll be ready to bone her...

mklasing said...

The bulimia intervention for Mary-Kate Olsen went terribly wrong when some idiot broke out the pot.

Mr. Hankey said...

Fox News reporters waiting to be called on in the White House press room.

Matt the K said...

Dude, this is totally awesome sh*t...I am seeing the faces of my ancestors!!

Matt the K said...

Very Metal ORA...

Bruce Dickinson getting ready to go onstage in Rio:

"Blimey!!! Where the 'ell is Eddie??!!"

Anonymous said...

More Metal ORA:

Eddie and Alex share a number backstage.

Matt the K said...

In this week's "Real Housewives of O.C." Bored stay-at-home death angel Mrs. Reaper has a fling with Pedro the pool boy.

Matt the K said...

Everybody Hates Skeletor's Bogarting Nephew

mpur said...

"Just Say No to Drugs" ads in Mexico are very confusing, at best.

flyovercountry said...

No Mr. Beck, giving me these nice grapes and loaves of bread and blowing kisses at me will not save you. You wanted an apocalypse, you've got it.

molson said...

Does that come with arugula?

prince of leaves said...

Death: "Sorry, man, I'm just doing my job. The Surgeon General tried to warn you. Now, finish that thing off so we can get going, I've got a schedule to keep."

prince of leaves said...

In the pilot for his new late-night investigative show on MSNBC, Alan Colmes explores pot legalization.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Norman?!?"

Mr. Hankey said...

Papparazi pictures of A-Rod and Madonna show a happier side of the relationship.

steve o said...

Michael Jackson achives his dream of becoming his own Halloween costume.

dadoctah said...

Stoned dudes and chicks with *way* too much botox. Yes, it's another typical Saturday night in the San Fernando Valley.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cher concerts rock.

Submariner said...
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks. Jist filmin' the latest Amy Winehouse video; please ta be movin' along now...
HA!

Army of Mom said...

The president and Michelle prepare a gift basket for the next visiting head of state.


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