Friday, April 24, 2009

Just when you thought I'd hit bottom...


1. Thumper... No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

2. Bigfoot and Thumper became one of Hollywood's gay power couples, but only after bigfoot converted to Orthodox Judaism.

3. One other thing you didn't see at any of the tea party protests.

4. Food tampering at the Road Kill Cafe.

5. Well, according to the sign, nothing is forbidden, so go for it!

Best of Rodney Dill
The rabbit scene from Full Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Best of Matt the K
"Ehhhh... What's up, c*ck?"

Best of metalgarth
Ang Lee presents Peter Cottontail

Best of GregMan
Bugs Bunny not only talked the talk, he walked the walked where gay marriage was concerned.

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Buggers Bunny"

Best of Army of Dad
Little bunny foo foo I don't want to see you doing that ever again!

Best of Army of Mom
A young Hagrid demonstrates how he prepares for his Care of Magical Creatures lessons.

Best of sonicfrog
And here is a picture of Ted Kacynski during his fun loving early years, before his hatred of modernity turned him into a real jerk.

Best of Chrees
Watership (Goes) Down

Best of racerboy
Does spooge stick to your fur?
No, why?

Best of Matt the K
Josiah was shunned by the Amish community of Intercourse, PA, and forced to live in Bestiality Woods on the outskirts of town..

Best of prince of leave
It was at about this point in Viggo Mortensen's "The Road" that most moviegoers got up and walked out.

Best of prince of leaves
Wow, Charles Darwin's looking pretty ripped these days.

Best of kg
With a little blue pill, it keeps going and going and going.

66 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

The rabbit scene from Full Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Double the U said...

You don't want to know where the carrot is.

Viking04 said...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

Matt the K said...

Take yer p(r)ick--


"Ehhhh... What's up, dong?"

"Ehhhh... What's up, c*ck?"

Matt the K said...

All of Joey's friends were impressed, til they found out it was not actually a *Playboy* bunny he'd gotten it on with...

Capt. Queeg said...

As a sure sign of spring, bears begin emerging from hibernation at Enumclaw National Park.

Matt the K said...

Shhhhh... Be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm humpin' wabbits!

Tim said...

this is where furries come from..

Matt the K said...

Billy, the naked kid w/ the guitar, kept this treasured picture of his mom and dad in his locket.

GregMan said...

Is it still Thursday?

GregMan said...

Say what you will about the Obamessiah's EPA appointment, at least this guy pays his taxes.

GregMan said...

"Where da white rabbits?"

metalgarth said...

"Pubic Hare"

metalgarth said...

Ang Lee presents Peter Cottontail

metalgarth said...

You don't want to know what the poles are for

GregMan said...

Bugs Bunny not only talked the talk, he walked the walked where gay marriage was concerned.

Capt. Queeg said...

"Buggers Bunny"

Army of Dad said...

Little bunny foo foo I don't want to see you doing that ever again!

Army of Dad said...

Should have made a left turn at Albuquerque!

Army of Dad said...

It's ok to love nature, but it's not ok to love nature.

Army of Dad said...

Dr. Livinstone I presume.

Army of Dad said...

Grizzly Adams: The Early Years.

Army of Dad said...

We've replaced this nature lovers wild mushrooms with psychedelic mushrooms, let's see if he notices.

Army of Dad said...

Hare today, bong tomorrow.

Army of Dad said...

Spunky the Rabbit was missed by his owner and fervently wished he had never been bunny-napped.

Army of Dad said...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a hare, Fuzzy Wuzzy was raped by a bear so Fuzzy Wuzzy bit him "there".

wv: feadhur That is what this guy told the ranger what he was doing.

Army of Dad said...

There is more than one way to skin a rabbit.

Mr. Hankey said...

Welcome to Sierra Club. The first rule of Sierra Club is: you do not talk about Sierra Club. The second rule of Sierra Club is: you DO NOT talk about Sierra Club! Third rule of Sierra Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the bunny is probably dead.

Army of Mom said...

A young Hagrid demonstrates how he prepares for his Care of Magical Creatures lessons.

Army of Mom said...

Hare today, spent tomorrow.

Army of Mom said...

The real story of Little Bunny Boofed.

dub said...

Next week, on Where Are They Now....Richard Gere.

curly said...

Silly rabbit! Dicks are for squids.

sonicfrog said...

And here is a picture of Ted Kacynski during his fun loving early years, before modernity turned him into a real jerk.

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Mr Johnson, the results have come in... the rabbit died.

Chrees said...

Watership (Goes) Down

mpur said...

This is obviously another Big Foot hoax photo.

mpur said...

Liberal pukes are still getting tea bagger wrong.

Viking04 said...

The field trip to King's Mountain National Military Park was enjoyed by all of the ladies of the Daughters of the American Revolution, until the Orthodox Druid wandered through.

Viking04 said...

John had a hard time explaining the tularemia to his partner.

Army of Dad said...

A young Ned Beatty makes the bunny squeal like a pig.

racerboy said...

Does spooge stick to your fur?

No, why?

dadoctah said...

"This would be a good place for one of my 'Ron Paul in 2012' signs."

wv: wiebro. Japanese Cub Scouts.

Submariner said...

"I'm not only the President of the 'Hare Club for Men,' I'm also a member!"

Submariner said...

Looks like Ezra ran out of Spotted Owls.

Whacko said...

Al Gore, finally stung by criticism that he was hypocritical, decided to not only talk the talk but walk the walk and reduce his carbon footprint to absolute zero.

molson said...

Same sex marriage? Looks like you need to work on same species marriage first there Ahab.

steve o said...

Power bars. Check.
Sleeping bag. Check.
Manly beard. Check.
Warm outdoorsy hat. Check.
Extra socks. Check
Spare avalanche probe. Check.
Camera. Check.

Okay, that it. Let's go.

wv: stripo

Buzzhead said...

What happens in the woods, stays in the woods. He hopes.

Buzzhead said...

Triple bonus! He got lucky and two lucky rabbits feet.

Buzzhead said...

The blank sign later read "George slept hare".

dadoctah said...

Recently unearthed test footage shows the *real* reason Peter Jackson omitted the character of Tom Bombadil from the Lord of the Rings movies.

robert said...

Really, officer - I was just pushing the rabbit through the fence.

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbanno finally meets his match.

Adjustah said...

Finally, after all these years...Elmer finally caught Bugs...

Rodney Dill said...

Down the rabbit pole

Matt the K said...

Josiah was shunned by the Amish community of Intercourse, PA, and forced to live in Bestiality Woods on the outskirts of town..

prince of leave said...

It was at about this point in Viggo Mortensen's "The Road" that most moviegoers got up and walked out.

prince of leaves said...

Wow, Charles Darwin's looking pretty ripped these days.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Ehhhhh, what's UP, Doc?"
Elmer Fudd knew that something awful had happened in the forest... because Bugs never uttered his immortal phrase again without bursting into tears.

-OR-

Ya know that stupid cell phone commercial where daddy sends photos of his kid's stuffed monkey being held in front of various tourist traps? Well, this is AT&T's attempt at cornering the pervert market.

Submariner said...

Hare today,
Coney tomorrow

Submariner said...

The Cleveland Browns finally make a pick...

paul said...

I hear Dueling Banjos.

kg said...

With a little blue pill, it keeps going and going and going.

Army of Dad said...

The real reason behind the nkaed hiking ban.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30419052/?GT1=43001

Adjustah said...

Swine flu: Patient Zero.

Mr. Hankey said...

Joey learns who his friends really are after being bitten by a rabid rabbit.