Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Jinkies

Army of Mom
1. "Hey, that's not Futurama!"

2. "I've got such a raging clue... Oh...seriously, I've got such a RAGING clue right now! I've got such a raging clue that I'm about shoot clue-goo!"

3. Despite her "room-mate's" best efforts, Velma fell into an ever-deepening funk, watching old videos of the gang, and sinking into a sloe-gin stupor... breaking only to watch Rachel Maddow and curse the "goddess-damned far-right f-cks" she blamed for her downfall.

4. Hey! This must be the one episode where they pulled off the mask and it wasn't Old Man Withers.

5. "... and I would have finished masturbating, too. If it hadn't been for you meddling kids!"

Double Super Plus Good to infinity Best of Mr. Right
"Zoiks! Run, Scoob! It's the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover!!!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Hey Scoob - Let's split up. You take the downstairs and I'll stay right here."

Best of Army of Dad
"Hey babe, like do you think you culd go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich?"
"reah, a randwich!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
Holly was so hot, she could even make decades old cartoons stop and stare.

23 comments:

Mr. Right said...

"Zoiks! Run, Scoob! It's the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover!!!"

dub said...

Scoobs: "Now I know who been stearing my Scoobie Snacks!"

dadoctah said...

No mystery here!

metalgarth said...

"Zoiks! Run, Scoob! It's the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover!!!"

Double Super Plus Good to infinity

metalgarth said...

Maybe adding Scooby Doo to the Spice Channel wasn't such a bad thing afterall

(Double Minus Ungood to Infinity)

Mr. Hankey said...

Will you take it off for a Scooby Snack???

Anonymous said...

Isn't this a recycled entry? I've seen this before.

lawhawk said...

What you don't see CAN hurt you.

mpur said...

Rut-roh, Shraggy!

Army of Dad said...

Like zoiks Scoob, if I had known she was the ghost I wouldn't have run away!

Mr. Hankey said...

"Hey Scoob - Let's split up. You take the downstairs and I'll stay right here."

Army of Dad said...

"Hey babe, like do you think you culd go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich?"

"reah, a randwich!"

Mr. Hankey said...

When the Mystery Machine's a rockin', don't come a knockin.

Mr. Hankey said...

Zoinks Scooby...It must be Thursday!!

flyovercountry said...

See, I told you Scooby! Velma was hiding something good under that sweater!

Matt the K said...

"Ruh-roh, raggy!"

"Like how many times have I told ya Scoob? It's called a tampon!"

Submariner said...

"Mom?!?"
"Rat's right, Raggy - Mom?!?"

Submariner said...

Tonight's episode:
"The Headless Whores, Mon, of Sleazy Hollow"

Kaptain Krude said...

Holly was so hot, she could even make decades old cartoons stop and stare.


wv: inglat - I wouldn't mind getting inglat myself.

Jack Reacher said...

"I still don't see it, Scoob. Dub says she's pudgy."

"Ruhhh?"

Army of Dad said...

"Stop screwing around with that camera, we have to get dressed for the Tea Party!"

Buzzhead said...

What episode is that? My grandson has been asking for a new Scooby doo dvd. What, you thought it was for me?

Buzzhead said...

It took me awhile to notice that the camera man cut her head off. Probably took him awhile too.