1. "No kidding? I'm also a beauty pageant contestant promised a modeling job by an Arab sheik."
2. ORA: "The Visitors are our friends"... "friendship is universal"... my ass!
3. The Obamas' gift ideas become ever more bizarre.
4. ♪♪♪♪"Despite all my rage, I am still just a skank in a cage..." ♪♪♪♪
5. "Don't worry, even if we don't find new owners, I'm sure PETA will take good care of us."
Best of Army of Dad
ORA: "How much for the little girl? The women? I want to buy the women."
Best of Army of Dad
This Farmer's Market is awesome!!!
Best of Mr. Hankey
Apparently there's a secondary market for all subprime assets.
Best of flyovercountry
Unfortunately, the PETA masterminds got confused and placed their members in crab pots, and not chicken coops. There were two positive outcomes however, first, the crab fisherman found that PETA members made excellent bait, and the discovery channel got a great episode for "Worlds Deadliest Catch".
Best of Rodney Dill
Mmmmmm.... Do they come battered?
Best of dadoctah
I'm going right out and torture me some kittens, if it encourages protests like this one.
Best of steve o
Normally I prefer free-range, but these are nice too.
Best of steve o
Some chicks I met at Purdue...
Best of Submariner
Here's your shipment of smelly pirate hookers Mr SOTG - where d'ya want 'em?
Best of Jay Guevara
300 IQ points on display.
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I knew AoM would get me something really nice for Easter!
Now that the kids got their puppy, chairman 0 goes shopping for some white wimmen.
How much for the chicks in the window?
(I couldn't find the damn tag for music notes, what the hell is it?)
These are my kind of peeps.
ORA: "How much for the little girl? The women? I want to buy the women."
Is this price for the pair of them?
Landshark cage.
Traveling cat wonders how much they like car rides now!
This Farmer's Market is awesome!!!
I don't know...Are they purebred? With papers? Housebroken? Do they bite? Neutered? Worms?
I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
Apparently there's a secondary market for all subprime assets.
PETA chicks in bikinis: Props for Equine-like for Tits and Ass.
Unfortunately, the PETA masterminds got confused and placed their members in crab pots, and not chicken coops. There were two positive outcomes however, first, the crab fisherman found that PETA members made excellent bait, and the discovery channel got a great episode for "Worlds Deadliest Catch".
Mmmmmm.... Do they come battered?
Finger lickin' good!
I'm ok with it if they charge by the pound....but if they charge based on whiteness we'll go broke.
Into the veal pens...gotta fatten you ladies up for Thursday.
♪It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow PETA dolt bikini, that she wore for the protest today! An itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow PETA dolt bikini, while in the pet cage she would have to stay!♪
word verification: "calfe"... no joke!
Note to AoD on music notes: I don't know the tag. I copied one sometime ago and pasted it into a document I keep handy to cut and paste back into posts whenever I need it. Old school, but effective!
ORA: Chicken Coop duty at the Sex Farm. More than just eggs get laid
I'm going right out and torture me some kittens, if it encourages protests like this one.
wv: nuzzlear. Weapons of mass Snoop Dogg?
Iron my shirt bitch!
Girls, girls - there's no need to suffer! I can get you eggs however you want at the Denny's just up the street!
William Shatner knew that this was going to be the best Easter ever!
I'll take a half dozen.
Normally I prefer free-range, but these are nice too.
Some chicks I met at Purdue...
$1.99/lb.
Looks like chicken but smells like... oh never mind. I can't do that one.
You can't me holding my sign at the counter-protest because I'm out of the frame.
"PETA De-humanizes slutty coeds."
wv: predy
Sorry Ahhkkhhmed, we could only find 6 virgins in the United States.
Let me guess...the Seattle chapter of PETA?
"Oh, THIS is where all the white women at."
And the flip side of the signs informs that the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor, right?
La Cage aux Folles? Maybe
La Cage aux Pullet? But of Course!
I'll have a couple of breasts and two pair of thighs; thanks PETA.
Here's your shipment of smelly pirate hookers Mr SOTG - where d'ya want 'em?
300 IQ points on display.
Who said, "Sit on your most valuable asset?"
There is not 'I' in 'Team.'
...but there is 'Meat.'
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