Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Idiots for the Senseless Worship of Stupid Animals

Van Helsing

1. "No kidding? I'm also a beauty pageant contestant promised a modeling job by an Arab sheik."

2. ORA: "The Visitors are our friends"... "friendship is universal"... my ass!

3. The Obamas' gift ideas become ever more bizarre.

4. ♪♪♪♪"Despite all my rage, I am still just a skank in a cage..." ♪♪♪♪

5. "Don't worry, even if we don't find new owners, I'm sure PETA will take good care of us."

Best of Army of Dad
ORA: "How much for the little girl? The women? I want to buy the women."

Best of Army of Dad
This Farmer's Market is awesome!!!

Best of Mr. Hankey
Apparently there's a secondary market for all subprime assets.

Best of flyovercountry
Unfortunately, the PETA masterminds got confused and placed their members in crab pots, and not chicken coops. There were two positive outcomes however, first, the crab fisherman found that PETA members made excellent bait, and the discovery channel got a great episode for "Worlds Deadliest Catch".

Best of Rodney Dill
Mmmmmm.... Do they come battered?

Best of dadoctah
I'm going right out and torture me some kittens, if it encourages protests like this one.

Best of steve o
Normally I prefer free-range, but these are nice too.

Best of steve o
Some chicks I met at Purdue...

Best of Submariner
Here's your shipment of smelly pirate hookers Mr SOTG - where d'ya want 'em?

Best of Jay Guevara
300 IQ points on display.

40 comments:

Army of Dad said...

I knew AoM would get me something really nice for Easter!

jj said...

Now that the kids got their puppy, chairman 0 goes shopping for some white wimmen.

Army of Dad said...

How much for the chicks in the window?

(I couldn't find the damn tag for music notes, what the hell is it?)

Army of Dad said...

These are my kind of peeps.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: "How much for the little girl? The women? I want to buy the women."

Army of Dad said...

Is this price for the pair of them?

Army of Dad said...

Landshark cage.

Army of Dad said...

Traveling cat wonders how much they like car rides now!

Army of Dad said...

This Farmer's Market is awesome!!!

Mr. Hankey said...

I don't know...Are they purebred? With papers? Housebroken? Do they bite? Neutered? Worms?

Mr. Hankey said...

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings

Mr. Hankey said...

Apparently there's a secondary market for all subprime assets.

curly said...

PETA chicks in bikinis: Props for Equine-like for Tits and Ass.

flyovercountry said...

Unfortunately, the PETA masterminds got confused and placed their members in crab pots, and not chicken coops. There were two positive outcomes however, first, the crab fisherman found that PETA members made excellent bait, and the discovery channel got a great episode for "Worlds Deadliest Catch".

Rodney Dill said...

Mmmmmm.... Do they come battered?

Mr. Right said...

Finger lickin' good!

dub said...

I'm ok with it if they charge by the pound....but if they charge based on whiteness we'll go broke.

dub said...

Into the veal pens...gotta fatten you ladies up for Thursday.

Mr. Right said...

It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow PETA dolt bikini, that she wore for the protest today! An itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow PETA dolt bikini, while in the pet cage she would have to stay!


word verification: "calfe"... no joke!

Note to AoD on music notes: I don't know the tag. I copied one sometime ago and pasted it into a document I keep handy to cut and paste back into posts whenever I need it. Old school, but effective!

metalgarth said...

ORA: Chicken Coop duty at the Sex Farm. More than just eggs get laid

dadoctah said...

I'm going right out and torture me some kittens, if it encourages protests like this one.

wv: nuzzlear. Weapons of mass Snoop Dogg?

dub said...

Iron my shirt bitch!

jeff said...

Girls, girls - there's no need to suffer! I can get you eggs however you want at the Denny's just up the street!

Adjustah said...

William Shatner knew that this was going to be the best Easter ever!

steve o said...

I'll take a half dozen.

steve o said...

Normally I prefer free-range, but these are nice too.

steve o said...

Some chicks I met at Purdue...

steve o said...

$1.99/lb.

Anonymous said...

Looks like chicken but smells like... oh never mind. I can't do that one.

steve o said...

You can't me holding my sign at the counter-protest because I'm out of the frame.

"PETA De-humanizes slutty coeds."


wv: predy

dub said...

Sorry Ahhkkhhmed, we could only find 6 virgins in the United States.

dub said...

Let me guess...the Seattle chapter of PETA?

ochagirl said...

"Oh, THIS is where all the white women at."

Submariner said...

And the flip side of the signs informs that the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor, right?

Submariner said...

La Cage aux Folles? Maybe
La Cage aux Pullet? But of Course!

Submariner said...

I'll have a couple of breasts and two pair of thighs; thanks PETA.

Submariner said...

Here's your shipment of smelly pirate hookers Mr SOTG - where d'ya want 'em?

Jay Guevara said...

300 IQ points on display.

Jay Guevara said...

Who said, "Sit on your most valuable asset?"

Rodney Dill said...

There is not 'I' in 'Team.'
...but there is 'Meat.'