Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hot Rike Kimchi

Jack Bauer


Best of metalgarth
George Takei's doppleganger was only subtly different that the original.

Best of The Man
The North Korean auto show was just like the one in the South, except the cars don't work and the models beg you for food.

Best of Army of Dad
The salesman continues "...like most women she will open her mouth for you if you buy her large shiny presents."

Best of Viking04
Though she tried and tried, Bambi could only remember four letters of the alphabet at a time.

Best of prince of leaves
Despairing over her slave-like status, Fembot #98734-523 would repeatedly switch herself off in the closest approximation of suicide her programming allowed.

Best of Army of Mom
The odd angle of Deep Space 9 had wonderful effects on Keiko's cup size.

23 comments:

ochagirl said...

Daaaaaang! Those Japanese robots are improving quickly! The last one I saw looked like a lobotomized 7-year-old.

ochagirl said...

Well, the Japanese android almost looks natural. Her breasts still look like they're made of silicone.

metalgarth said...

George Takei's doppleganger was only subtly different that the original.

The Man said...

Jimmy should have known better than to take a cell-phone picture of the ninja car spokeswoman's butt

The Man said...

There's a lot of miles on this model, it's been ridden to hell and back. Enough about the chick, let's talk about cars, man.

The Man said...

The North Korean auto show was just like the one in the South, except the cars don't work and the models beg you for food.

Army of Dad said...

The salesman continues "...like most women she will open her mouth for you if you buy her large shiny presents."

Nose said...

"Right here is where my brain would be if I had one."

Matt the K said...

"Think Mikio, concentrate. Must not exhale or will get fired."

Viking04 said...

Though she tried and tried, Bambi could only remember four letters of the alphabet at a time.

curly said...

"Listen to the change in pitch of the whistling sound as I get my finger closer to my ear."

Army of Dad said...

Megan Fox is replaced in Transformers 2.

wv: ilike (no kidding)

jeff said...

500,000 American servicemembers who served in Korea stood up simultaneously and screamed, "Those are implants! Korean women all have flat chests!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Good Heavens, Ms. Sakamoto, you're beautiful!"

wv: vaperal - Her intellect was quite vaperal.

prince of leaves said...

Despairing over her slave-like status, Fembot #98734-523 would repeatedly switch herself off in the closest approximation of suicide her programming allowed.

prince of leaves said...

Thinking quickly, Kimiko plugs the leak before all the air can escape from her breasts.

dub said...

Asian Woman: "Please hold, I have a call coming in."

Dub, clenching his ass: "Its ok...I have a fax coming in."

Mr. Hankey said...

"Simon Says - Touch your mouth. Good. Now touch your right ear...OOOHHH I didn't say Simon Says!!"

Army of Mom said...

Demonstrating her favorite book, Keiko does the Winnie the Pooh "think think think" move. Aww, she's also got a head full of fluff, too.

Army of Mom said...

Miles, if I told you once I've told you a million times, my eyes are up here!

Army of Mom said...

The odd angle of Deep Space 9 had wonderful effects on Keiko's cup size.

steve o said...

If she concentrates, newest X-men member Souel can make mens' pants bulge.

Double the U said...

"Automobiles are CARS!!!!"