1. 4,000 articulate, intelligent patriots show up at Tea Party, and CNN interviews these two.
2. What happens at Don Imus's ranch, stays at Don Imus's ranch.
3. "Welcome to Vermont!"
4. The most insulting part about DHS's report on the dangers of "right-wing" groups was the cover illustration.
5. "We got company, Earl. Break out the Châteauneuf-du-Pape Vigne du Régent 2005."
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The Hall & Oates reunion tour got off to a rocky start.
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Bartles and James have really let themselves go.
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Wow, Warren Beatty and John Larroquette have really let themselves go.
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Anderson Cooper and David Gergen relax after a hard day at the studio.
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Who'da thunk these two would have gotten em'sleves caught up in the sub-prime mess too.
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Jeez, Terry Jones and Michael Palin have really let themselves go.
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Beavis I told you to get a shirt that covers your gut. No I hafta kick your ass
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Jeff Foxworthy's muses
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In a cruel and strange irony, Scott Bakula leaped into a different socio-economic strata. Check out his new 'Al'...
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Worst. Lawn gnomes. Evar.
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"Squeel like a whut?"
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Things you won't overhear in conversation:
- Duct tape won't fix that.
- Checkmate.
- Oh hell, she's just 16 -- I couldn't.
- Tats just don't look good on some people.
- Nietzsche may have been inspired by Schopenhauer, but he wasn't limited by him.
- No thanks, I have to drive.
- I'll have an Appletini, please.
- Pouvez-vous recommander un vin rouge compliqué avec les notes terreuses?
- I just got home from the gym.
- Nawwww, she's too fat for me.
- Of course you may use my Scrabble dictionary.
- Only the police should own guns.
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The Gods of Light and Knowledge prefer a rustic existance
The Hall & Oates reunion tour got off to a rocky start.
Bartles and James have really let themselves go.
Billy Carter had children?
Silicon Valley, 2021: after ten years, software startups have yet to benefit from the dramatic economic recovery brought to us by President-for-Life Obama (PBUH).
Since selling the ice cream business, Ben and Jerry have been at loose ends.
"See you at the usual rest stop, Sully."
AIG's accounting department takes a break.
"We is tired. Them folks from ACORN had us sign a hunnert registration forms this afternoon."
Wow, Warren Beatty and John Larroquette have really let themselves go.
Welcome to "Gary Busey's American Idol".
Hillary Clinton was often asked why she stayed with Bill. What she never revealed was that she only got two hits on Match.com for men loving women with cankles.
Little Rascals 2010 - With their stimulus money, Spanky and Alfalfa were all set to put on a really great show for the other kids in the neighborhood.
Farrah Fawcett's anal cancer recovery group had a great success record.
Anderson Cooper and David Gergen relax after a hard day at the studio.
"At e-Harmony, fall in love for all the right reasons"
You will never find a more vile hive of scum and villainy...
Who'da thunk these two would have gotten em'sleves caught up in the sub-prime mess too.
"Jees... you gotta pretty mouth."
Why do I suddenly hear banjo music.
Blue Collar Comedy Tour 2030.
Saturday, the Redneck Thursday.
Bert 'n' Buster's Tattoo Parlor
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
The New York Times book review staff has an offsite.
We wuz buff in our prime.
We 'lected a whuuut?
wv: packer
Mike al'Moore had a pair for fraternal love twins with Helen Thomas? Who knew, more importantley, who'd care?
eHarmony.com epic fail
Good Housekeeping's October issue, page 12:"Pumpkins On the Porch"
Appalachia, where every day seems like Halloween.
WordVerify: dazebox - pretty much fits ol' red to a T, don't it?
Executive Order #6 - Energy Independence Day!To replace the US Strategic Petroleum Reserve and save ANWAR, Obamalama just nationalized obese residents (includes every fat-assed illegal caught waddling in and out of Walmarts) and auctioned off drilling rights to the newly formed US Liposuction Cartel.
Earl's "I'm with stupid" t-shirt was in the dryer.
Mom? .... Dad?
Jeez, Terry Jones and Michael Palin have really let themselves go.
2012 - Outsourcing comes full circle when sysadmin rates in Appalachia fall below the going rate in New Dehli.
Wordver - reckendo. Yep, I do, Billybob...
Buttferd and Billyboob
Beavis I told you to get a shirt that covers your gut. No I hafta kick your ass
I never authorized my picture to be posted! Remove it at once, VtheK!
Lookee here Earl, to quote Einstein, "The attempt to conceive the quantum-theoretical description as the complete description of the individual systems leads to unnatural theoretical interpretations, which become immediately unnecessary if one accepts the interpretation that the description refers to ensembles of systems and not to individual systems."
Not common knowledge, Bill and Rodger Clinton often let their hair down over the week-ends.
Jeff Foxworthy's muses
The new face of the Republican party. And his campaign adviser.
Brokeback Mountain II - The Hatfield & McCoy SagaCloaked in that pink flush of post-coital ecstasy, Festus whispers to Cletus, "Wut happens in Appalachia stays in Appalachia, don't it?"
WordVerify: chork - at the genetics lab, chickens squeal and pigs do fly. "Pass me a piece of that chork, the other white meat."
Here's my brother Darryl, and my other brother, Darryl.
2 men,
5 ex-wives,
7 trucks(6 up on concrete blocks)
15 teeth,
278 empty beer cans.
The years have not been good to Beavis and Butthead
WV: dighele
I CAN HAZ ROOT?
Whatever the hell 'zoot' is, I don't want it.
In a cruel and strange irony, Scott Bakula leaped into a different socio-economic strata. Check out his new 'Al'...
Worst. Lawn gnomes. Evar.
2012: "Hope" and "Change" finally decide to give an interview-next on Fox.
Believe it or not, there are some stories even Jerry Springer wouldn't touch.
After having given the "correct" answer to the gay marriage question (unlike Miss California), the new Miss USA and the runner-up pose for their photo-op.
"Squeel like a whut?"
Body by crack.
Things you won't overhear in conversation:
- Duct tape won't fix that.
- Checkmate.
- Oh hell, she just 16 -- I couldn't.
- Tats just don't look good on some people.
- Nietzsche may have been inspired by Schopenhauer, but he limited by him.
- No thanks, I have to drive.
- I'll have an Appletini, please.
- Pouvez-vous recommander un vin rouge compliqué avec les notes terreuses?
- I just got home from the gym.
- Nawwww, she's to fat for me.
Things you may overhear in conversation:
- I fixed that thar screen door myself.
- I got hit with $234 in federal taxes.
- ...and my property taxes are at least that much.
- Anybody can always use another dog.
- I haven't had a bath today. Or yesterday.
- You got a couple o' bucks you can spare?
- FOOD BABY!!
Things you won't overhear in conversation:
- Duct tape won't fix that.
- Checkmate.
- Oh hell, she's just 16 -- I couldn't.
- Tats just don't look good on some people.
- Nietzsche may have been inspired by Schopenhauer, but he wasn't limited by him.
- No thanks, I have to drive.
- I'll have an Appletini, please.
- Pouvez-vous recommander un vin rouge compliqué avec les notes terreuses?
- I just got home from the gym.
- Nawwww, she's too fat for me.
- Of course you may use my Scrabble dictionary.
- Only the police should own guns.
"Damn, I loved that dog"
"Shoulda used a smaller firecracker."
"...or a bigger dog."
This is your future on drugs. Any questions?
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