Best of prince of leaves
Minutes after licking the last crumbs from his made-in-China Easter basket, Bobo dropped dead from lead poisoning.
Best of duranki
Michael Jackson's penchant for primates and for covering his loved-ones' faces inevitably merged into one unified eccentricity.
Best of Tremor
After posting this shockingly racist allegory to the Obama administration's fiscal policy, V the K was ordered to attend "sensitivity training" with Congressman Barney Frank.
Best of Rodney Dill
Little known factoid #1089: Simians always eat the face of the Easter Bunny first.
Best of dadoctah
Nice to see Robin Williams getting back into the prop comedy area again.
wv: scrot. Exactly what I was thinking.
Best of dub
Michelle Obama really enjoys her Easter candy.
Best of GregMan
Rosie O'Donnell never let her hatred of Christianity get in the way of her Easter celebrations.
Best of Submariner
I colored the eggs with bong water - why do you ask?
Best of Mr. Hankey
On tonight's "The Biggest Loser" - Sally hides her head in disgust after eating all of her children's easter candy. The weigh-in looms ahead.