Sunday, April 12, 2009

Happy Easter from Ed Asner

Brender


Best of prince of leaves
Minutes after licking the last crumbs from his made-in-China Easter basket, Bobo dropped dead from lead poisoning.

Best of duranki
Michael Jackson's penchant for primates and for covering his loved-ones' faces inevitably merged into one unified eccentricity.

Best of Tremor
After posting this shockingly racist allegory to the Obama administration's fiscal policy, V the K was ordered to attend "sensitivity training" with Congressman Barney Frank.

Best of Rodney Dill
Little known factoid #1089: Simians always eat the face of the Easter Bunny first.

Best of dadoctah
Nice to see Robin Williams getting back into the prop comedy area again.

wv: scrot. Exactly what I was thinking.

Best of dub
Michelle Obama really enjoys her Easter candy.

Best of GregMan
Rosie O'Donnell never let her hatred of Christianity get in the way of her Easter celebrations.

Best of Submariner
I colored the eggs with bong water - why do you ask?

Best of Mr. Hankey
On tonight's "The Biggest Loser" - Sally hides her head in disgust after eating all of her children's easter candy. The weigh-in looms ahead.

22 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Minutes after licking the last crumbs from his made-in-China Easter basket, Bobo dropped dead from lead poisoning.

duranki said...

Michael Jackson's penchant for primates and for covering his loved-ones' faces inevitably merged into one unified eccentricity.

Rodney Dill said...

Happy Beaster

Tremor said...

After posting this shockingly racist allegory to the Obama administration's fiscal policy, V the K was ordered to attend "sensitivity training" with Congressman Barney Frank.

Arcticman Speaks! said...

Khalid Shiehk Mohammed:"Please sir, I'd like some more Easter Candy"

Other Prisoners:"What!?, Did he say he want's...... more!?"

Rodney Dill said...

Little known factoid #1089: Simians always eat the face of the Easter Bunny first.

Army of Dad said...

It' ok Koko, the stock market will turn aroudn eventually!

Army of Dad said...

Koko snorted a whole basket of powdered sugar, but never got the same high as the first time.

Army of Dad said...

King Kong life after the movies on the next E! True Hollywood Stories.

Van Helsing said...

Congratulations, Ed. Looks like you've lost some weight.

dadoctah said...

Nice to see Robin Williams getting back into the prop comedy area again.

wv: scrot. Exactly what I was thinking.

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "Somebody mentioned waxing? I'm gonna hide in here until they go away."

dub said...

Michelle Obama really enjoys her Easter candy.


ATDHE

GregMan said...

Rosie O'Donnell never let her hatred of Christianity get in the way of her Easter celebrations.

GregMan said...

eah, I feel the same way about Mondays...

GregMan said...

Koko searches for the Obamessiah's economic plans.

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle hides in a corner to eat her easter basket. Soon she will groom and go to church.

Mr. Hankey said...

The rabbit's dead.

Submariner said...

I colored the eggs with bong water - why do you ask?

Mr. Hankey said...

On tonight's "The Biggest Loser" - Sally hides her head in disgust after eating all of her children's easter candy. The weigh-in looms ahead.

Seoulman (R) said...

Tonight on When Animals Attack: Easter Special, watch as this gorilla ...

Seoulman (R) said...

Where did I put that new stimulus bill?

(thank you New York Post)