Thursday, April 30, 2009

Gisele at the Beach

Army of Mom

1. Gynecology Today prepares its annual Swimsuit Issue.

2. CSI: Malibu is hot on the trail of the Bikini Taxidermist Serial Killer.

3. Science persists in the elusive quest to photograph a queef.

4. "So, in terms of my queefs, what has surprised, enchanted, or troubled you the most?"

5. The way one photographer likened this to 'Aerial Photography of the Grand Canyon' was just plain rude.

Best of dub
How the hell did Rob Schneider get invited??

Best of Jack Reacher
"You're going to have to stretch a little farther and suck it in, or Dub will never buy the magazine."

Best of Jay Guevara
Guy on the left: "Oooh, look at the pecs on Barack."

Best of Matt the K
Ramon on the left is still searching for that special guy who will appreciate him for his shortest of shorts.

Best of sonicfrog
Bored to tears during his stint as Gisele's body guard, Richard Simmons spots Simon LeBon just across the bay.

23 comments:

dub said...

How the hell did Rob Schneider get invited??

Jack Reacher said...

Good idea, letting the second camera cover your groin area; camouflage.

Jack Reacher said...

"Bad news, Miss; the restaurant on the beach only accepts Dollars. Then again, being a model, you wouldn't be going there anyway."

Jack Reacher said...

"You're going to have to stretch a little farther and suck it in, or Dub will never buy the magazine."

Mephitis said...

So Billy Crystal says don't put your hand near that, look what it did to mine. Hey, is that guy in a speedo?

Mr. Hankey said...

Democratic scientists are photographing documented evidence of global warming's effects on the ocean's tides, along with a standard model endorsement.

metalgarth said...

hey look.... way over there... someone's watching Futurama!

dub said...

No "feminine moisture" issues with this one.

dub said...

Where will you be when your bladder control problem flares up? Apparently at the beach.

Army of Dad said...

How to know you have teh ghey: A supermodel frolics at your feet in a bikini and you are caught looking away.

dub said...

My favorite part about going to the beach is the chance to see some nice clams.

dub said...

Anyone else smell seafood?

dub said...

If you grind on her hard enough, you can make pearls

Jay Guevara said...

Guy on the left: "Oooh, look at the pecs on Barack."

Matt the K said...

Ramon on the left is still searching for that special guy who will appreciate him for his shortest of shorts.

sonicfrog said...

Bored to tears during his stint as Gisele's body guard, Richard Simmons spots Simon LeBon just across the bay.

Mr. Hankey said...

We can always count on the Asians to have their cameras ready

duke of red said...

Monster.com sucks @ss, cause they never sent me an application for THAT job.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Is that a camera case or are you glad to see me?

mpur said...

How come the only one in the picture without a tan is the chick in the bikini?

Mr. Hankey said...

Running to see what just washed up on-shore, the men quickly try to figure out how to get it home.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yes miss, stung by a jellyfish, got it, got it. But you'll have to move along now, Mr. Schneider has rented this beach for his new movie, Deuce Bigelow Goes To Barney Franks' Washington, and well, you haven't got what it takes to be in the movie, if you catch my meaning."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anyone appreciate how desperate you have to be to pretend to hold a camera?

-OR-

In an attempt to revive ratings and cut costs, SURVIVOR SI strands 2 hack photographers, 2 nerds and a Thursday Babe (who didn't read the fine print and thought she'd be featured in Sports Illustrated) on a remote stretch of San Franscico Bay.