Army of Mom
1. Gynecology Today prepares its annual Swimsuit Issue.
2. CSI: Malibu is hot on the trail of the Bikini Taxidermist Serial Killer.
3. Science persists in the elusive quest to photograph a queef.
4. "So, in terms of my queefs, what has surprised, enchanted, or troubled you the most?"
5. The way one photographer likened this to 'Aerial Photography of the Grand Canyon' was just plain rude.
Best of dub
How the hell did Rob Schneider get invited??
Best of Jack Reacher
"You're going to have to stretch a little farther and suck it in, or Dub will never buy the magazine."
Best of Jay Guevara
Guy on the left: "Oooh, look at the pecs on Barack."
Best of Matt the K
Ramon on the left is still searching for that special guy who will appreciate him for his shortest of shorts.
Best of sonicfrog
Bored to tears during his stint as Gisele's body guard, Richard Simmons spots Simon LeBon just across the bay.