1. "And your share of the porkulus, in small bills, would fill this entire canyon..."
2. "Governor, I know your feelings toward Obama have changed since the election, but scouting out locales for a honeymoon villa is just weird."
3. "Since your can't hear me over the rotorblades without earphones anyway, you stupid prick, let me add you're a frakking RINO poseur and you suck, suck, suck!"
4. "OK, governor, we'll finish the photo op and fly back to Sacramento. Then, you can hop on your Gulfstream and fly back to L.A. for the Global Warming conference."
5. "Don't worry, Governor. Your approval numbers... they're just fine. You remain popular and widely supported ... free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment."
Best of Army of Dad
You vill drain dat pond, ja? Maria's cousins can't drive aroudn vater.
Best of Viking04
Governor, if you will look out the window, you will see a patch of desert as bare and sun-baked as your forehead.
Best of curly
"There he is, Governor -- the last white tax payer is fleeing the state."
Best of flyovercountry
Governor, I must tell you that these daily missions looking for Predator is costing the state millions. You do know that is was only a movie, don't you?
Best of mklasing
"Right here along this fault line is where we can cut California loose from the rest of the Country-and then, you can be President.
Best of GregMan
"There MUST be something out here we haven't taxed yet!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"If Obama did speak Austrian, you guys would have a lot to talk about, wouldn't you? Huh?"
Best of mega
"No, seriously, governor, this IS California. Everyone moved out."
Best of Double the U
It does look authentic Arnold, and if we can make Barack Obama President, we can make you President also.
Best of Submariner
Little Known Entertainment Industry Facts: The Governator had one guest spot on WKRP where he gave away Thanksgiving turkeys at a shopping mall. Hilarity ensued.
Best of steve o
Contingency plans in California include invading Arizona.