1. "And your share of the porkulus, in small bills, would fill this entire canyon..."
2. "Governor, I know your feelings toward Obama have changed since the election, but scouting out locales for a honeymoon villa is just weird."
3. "Since your can't hear me over the rotorblades without earphones anyway, you stupid prick, let me add you're a frakking RINO poseur and you suck, suck, suck!"
4. "OK, governor, we'll finish the photo op and fly back to Sacramento. Then, you can hop on your Gulfstream and fly back to L.A. for the Global Warming conference."
5. "Don't worry, Governor. Your approval numbers... they're just fine. You remain popular and widely supported ... free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment."
Best of Army of Dad
You vill drain dat pond, ja? Maria's cousins can't drive aroudn vater.
Best of Viking04
Governor, if you will look out the window, you will see a patch of desert as bare and sun-baked as your forehead.
Best of curly
"There he is, Governor -- the last white tax payer is fleeing the state."
Best of flyovercountry
Governor, I must tell you that these daily missions looking for Predator is costing the state millions. You do know that is was only a movie, don't you?
Best of mklasing
"Right here along this fault line is where we can cut California loose from the rest of the Country-and then, you can be President.
Best of GregMan
"There MUST be something out here we haven't taxed yet!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"If Obama did speak Austrian, you guys would have a lot to talk about, wouldn't you? Huh?"
Best of mega
"No, seriously, governor, this IS California. Everyone moved out."
Best of Double the U
It does look authentic Arnold, and if we can make Barack Obama President, we can make you President also.
Best of Submariner
Little Known Entertainment Industry Facts: The Governator had one guest spot on WKRP where he gave away Thanksgiving turkeys at a shopping mall. Hilarity ensued.
Best of steve o
Contingency plans in California include invading Arizona.
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You vill drain dat pond, ja? Maria's cousins can't drive aroudn vater.
Governor, if you will look out the window, you will see a patch of desert as bare and sun-baked as your forehead.
Creepy old guy: "No Mr. Governor, we dont shoot women and children from this chopper. How could we possibly do such a thing?"
Arnold: "It's easy, you just dont lead them as much".
Thought bubble on middle guy: "What the? Why do I hear Futurama in my headphones??"
"There he is, Governor -- the last white tax payer is fleeing the state."
"I'm sorry, Governor. No, you can't blow me."
Governor, I must tell you that these daily missions looking for Predator is costing the state millions. You do know that is was only a movie, don't you?
When flying over the polar caps, Arnold has the realization that maybe Al Gore was right.
"See this? Look, with my fingers I am crushing this villager! See, I CRUSH him."
Arnold makes a mental note not to take the Russian envoy up in da choppa evera again.
Spielberg uses the remote chopper-blade staller to convince Arnold to come out of retirement and ACCEPT the role, dammit.
"This is a dream come true for me. I never thought I'd get to meet both Conan the Barbarian *and* the CEO of the Oreck vacuum cleaner company, let alone on the same flight."
"Right here along this fault line is where we can cut California loose from the rest of the Country-and then, you can be President.
When the Gov. responded without the need for headphones--that is when they knew that the machines had taken over.
Ahnold leads the bombing mission against Miss California.
"There MUST be something out here we haven't taxed yet!"
"Okay Governor, you scream 'GET TO THE CHOPPAH' and we run to the helicopter. Now what?"
Ok, I'm a dumbass. I didn't read the title of this one. I couldn't believe that noone had played the "GET TO THE CHOPPAH!" card yet.
Apologies...
I was told there would be hookers. Do you see any hookers? No? Neither do I. So lets fly this bird the hell out of California and get us some damn hookers now. Taxpayers are buying so I don't want to hear anymore BS. Comprende?
Reunited after forty years: Arnold Strong and Arnold Stang!
"The president of Mexico has rejected your request for asylum. Any other ideas?"
"If Obama did speak Austrian, you guys would have a lot to talk about, wouldn't you? Huh?"
"No, seriously, governor, this IS California. Everyone moved out."
"No need to take offense, governor. He's wearing the headphones to keep out the wind noise, not because you're a tedious RINO windbag who should make a movie about a new Terminator prototype that destroys whole states by enmeshing humans in lethal webs of taxes, bureaucracy and immobilizing environmental hoaxes."
It does look authentic Arnold, and if we can make Barack Obama President, we can make you President also.
"Make da helo go higher. Higher! Global warming waters are rising. I don't want my feets to get wet to ruin my RINO skin boots."
"As I was saying Governer, out the starboard side is the perfect location to hide, um, locate, Cyberdine Inc."
"As I was saying Governer, out the starboard side is where we 'high drop' all of the puppies and kittens that PETA doesn't have time to gass in the Sacramento Honorary Ahmadinejad Amimal Rescue Shelter."
Little Known Entertainment Industry Facts:
The Governator had one guest spot on WKRP where he gave away Thanksgiving turkeys at a shopping mall. Hilarity ensued.
Contingency plans in California include invading Arizona.
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