Thursday, April 09, 2009

Fairy Nice

Army of Mom

Best of The Man
How your mom is surviving the recession.

Best of jeff
All Peter could say was, "Tink... you've changed!"

Best of Army of Dad
Finally, a fairy we can get behind.

Best of ochagirl
"C'thulhu fhtagn!"

Best of Rev. Right
Barney Frank was hopelessly embarrassed to find that "someone else" had worn the same outfit he had to the Obama Inaugural Ball.

Best of Submariner
"I bring you great tidings of grape joy..."
Nobody cared that Gloria blew the line. Nor, for that matter, that she had the wrong holiday.

Best of Submariner
The earliest "Touched By An Angel" dailies got the highest test-audience ratings, but NBC sponsors put their foot down over the angel drinking wine and made them change to coffee.

Best of mpur
Just remember guys, after drinking that stuff, this is NOT what you will wake up with in the morning.

37 comments:

The Man said...

How your mom is surviving the recession.

jeff said...

All Peter could say was, "Tink... you've changed!"

Mr. Hankey said...

When you wish upon a star...

Submariner said...

♪I call her Angel, in the morning...♪

Army of Dad said...

Every time you feel your balls tingling and angel gets her wings.

Army of Dad said...

Finally, a fairy we can get behind.

Army of Dad said...

Relax babe, your wings won't get crushed if you are on your knees.

Army of Dad said...

I, for one, love the new Tinkerbell in the porn remake of Peter Pan.

Army of Dad said...

I hope she shaved, I would hate to get a feather in my mouth.

wv: boxyho Not really, she has some curves

Army of Dad said...

Pretty pink pixie.

dadoctah said...

"Pardon me, miss, but are you from Idaho? It's just that when I was much, much younger I once porked a butterfly in Coeur d'Alene and I thought you might be my daughter."

Army of Dad said...

Here's hoping she is a Nymph(omaniac).

Army of Dad said...

I might be able to fly like Pan since I am having happy thoughts with pixie busts.

Army of Dad said...

Announcer: And now on the main stage, gentlemen let's welcome Angel! Remember these girls work for tips and tips only.

dub said...

I'm guessing that isnt the only white splatterings she had on her that night.

ochagirl said...

"C'thulhu fhtagn!"

Rev. Right said...

Barney Frank was hopelessly embarrassed to find that "someone else" had worn the same outfit he had to the Obama Inaugural Ball.

Rev. Right said...

While Captain Hook was initially pleased that Tinkerbell had joined his legion of pirate hookers, she just wasn't quite smelly enough to please him.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I just spotted a brink-breasted morning dove! I think I may just take up "bird" watching as a permanent hobby...

steve o said...

Yeah, I think this one might be getting kicked out of heaven...

Pendark said...

The sequel to City Of Angels was riddled with budgetary problems, but made a much better showing at the box office.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Isn't making her wear panties kinda like leaving the bottom half of a banana unpeeled when you know damn well that given half a chance, you're gonna eat the whole thing?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Still, she can't hold a candle to these pre-weight gain photos of an angel called Alessandra.

Submariner said...

"I bring you great tidings of grape joy..."
Nobody cared that Gloria blew the line. Nor, for that matter, that she had the wrong holiday.

Submariner said...

The earliest "Touched By An Angel" dailies got the highest test-audience ratings, but NBC sponsors put their foot down over the angel drinking wine and made them change to coffee.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, Tequila Rose makes my clothes fall off, too.

Army of Mom said...

Its all about the panties, you know.

*snickering* Inside Joke.

Well, and yeah, I know you fellas want inside that ...

mpur said...

Just remember guys, after drinking that stuff, this is NOT what you will wake up with in the morning.

molson said...

Hey Tinkerbell! You left your magic wand in my pants. No really I'm being totally serious here.

steve o said...

The cover for Bauer's new album "Pure Rush"

steve o said...

Hmmm...
I'm beginning to doubt that all women want an honest man with which to have a steady, loving relationship.

dadoctah said...

How much for a wing job?

Whacko said...

Disney, in an effort to halt sagging ticket sales to the theme parks, introduces the new Fairy Godmother. Walt would disapprove but the shareholders are ecstatic!

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, Army of Dad volunteered to be my wingman for a change. Oh wait a minute ...

Army of Mom said...

Maggie thought she was raising a glass to some guys called Rufies. Little did she know in about 45 minutes ... some sick intercourse would be covered in angel paint, smoking a cigarette and getting ready to go to sleep leaving her a big old wet spot.

Army of Mom said...

And, here we have the latest alien ensign in the upcoming Star Trek movie.

We'll see the "original" alien that started Captain Kirk's vision to boldly go where no one has gone before.