Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Dub's Nightmare

Army of Mom

1. Bill didn't mind getting stuck with Hillary's rejects. Not really.

2. Retaining water: Three Gorges Dam edition.

3. "Ma'am, could you move a couple of city blocks to the left? You're obstructing my view of Futurama."

4. Who knew House of Dolls had a plus-sized department?

5. In this version, she uncrosses her legs and a sandwich falls out.

Best of jeff
When S&M doesn't need leather...
(muffled voice) "Get off my face! Get off my faaaace!"

Best of metalgarth
Biggest Loser is not her favorite show, it's the dude stuck with her grocery bill

Best of Jack Reacher
"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? I mean, thanks, but no thanks. It ain't happening."

Best of Rodney Dill
In this version she uncrosses her legs and Jerry Mathers falls out.

Best of Army of Dad
Apparently, in this version the basic instinct is to not boink the suspect.

Best of metalgarth
Hugh Hefner and Nintendo present "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" for the Wii

Best of dadoctah
In keeping with the "reimagining" theme, the Wayne Knight role will be played by Tobey Maguire.

Best of Rodney Dill
Sharon Twenty Stone

Best of Julie the Jarhead
This'll send Kelly McGillis back into the closet.

Best of dub
Sharon Stone's lesser known cousin, Barbara Boulder.

Best of Matt the K
Aha!...When she uncrossed her legs, an icepick fell out. And an ice chest, an ice sculpture, and a frozen baby mastodon.

Best of steve o
Also loves Sundaes.

Best of mega
Tatanka!

45 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

This must be the sign for a "No dub" zone.

Kaptain Krude said...

How Nature says, "No dubs allowed".

wv: salid - a lid for your salads.

jeff said...

When S&M doesn't need leather...

(muffled voice) "Get off my face! Get off my faaaace!"


Captcha: undings - gotta mean something.

metalgarth said...

the vw: is 'tater'

Biggest Loser is not her favorite show, it's the dude stuck with her grocery bill

Jack Reacher said...

"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? I mean, thanks, but no thanks. It ain't happening."

Jack Reacher said...

I'm guessing there's a Greenpeace sticker on her car.

Rodney Dill said...

In later years, Sharon Stone, starred in the sequel, Jumbo Instinct.

Julie the Jarhead said...

I'm guessing she IS the car.

Rodney Dill said...

In this version she uncrosses her legs and Jerry Mathers falls out.

Capt. Queeg said...

ORA: "That's some serious meat you're stackin'"

curly said...

"Hope or change, baby? Hope is $50 an hour and change is $60."

curly said...

Now is the time on Sprockets when we queef.

baslim said...

I don't know, but if you help me find the car keys, we can drive out of this mudhole!

flyovercountry said...

Well, are you going to interrogate me, or am I going to have to beat you with that rubber hose?

flyovercountry said...

Play your cards right big boy, and I'll show you the Grand Canyon.

dadoctah said...

If I'm not out in an hour, send in the search team.

Thisone said...

Crisco!

Army of Dad said...

The white will camouflage the flour.

Army of Dad said...

Apparently, in this version the basic instinct is to not boink the suspect.

metalgarth said...

Hugh Hefner and Nintendo present "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" for the Wii

hntr766 said...

wv - outorint - I'll take out please.

dadoctah said...

In keeping with the "reimagining" theme, the Wayne Knight role will be played by Tobey Maguire.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ready to eat some pork, baby?"


wv: whorc - there's prostitutes among the Orcs? Who knew?

Kaptain Krude said...

Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could... well, just about everything else.

Kaptain Krude said...

This brings a new definition to "porking her".

dub said...

Sing along... All that we're saying, is give Thurzday a chance!

Rodney Dill said...

Sharon Twenty Stone

Julie the Jarhead said...

Don't y'all feel like sending this picture to TMZ or your local daily tabloid?

dub said...

I think I found AOD and AOM's secret hiding spots!

Julie the Jarhead said...

This'll send Kelly McGillis back into the closet.

dub said...

Those fun bags done look so....fun.

Viking04 said...

A Spanish Gold Ounce to the first man who spots The White Whale.

dub said...

Sharon Stone's lesser known cousin, Barbara Boulder.

Matt the K said...

Aha!...When she uncrossed her legs, an icepick fell out. And an ice chest, an ice sculpture, and a frozen baby mastodon.

steve o said...

Also loves Sundaes.

Submariner said...

Romancing the Mountain

Submariner said...

Mars Needs Women? Will I do?

Submariner said...

Jeanne Tripplehorn just pulled a rib-muscle laughing...

Submariner said...

Ahab knew their union was fated as he gazed across the crowded bar...

Submariner said...

When Spock and Kirk left with her, the fate of the world was sealed...

mega said...

"Sorry, ma'am, commando or not commando, you still have to pay for the second seat." United's ticket agents enforced the new fattie policy to the letter, even in the face of bribes.

mega said...

Miranda really missed being able to buy Hydroxycut.

mega said...

Thank god M'chelle has ushered in a new era of bare arms.

mega said...

In the new version, the detectives are dwarves, she smokes a crack pipe, and in the scene's climactic moment, turns out to be a hermaphrodite. Stone commented, "This sucks, and is going straight to VCR tape."

mega said...

Tatanka!