1. Bill didn't mind getting stuck with Hillary's rejects. Not really.
2. Retaining water: Three Gorges Dam edition.
3. "Ma'am, could you move a couple of city blocks to the left? You're obstructing my view of Futurama."
4. Who knew House of Dolls had a plus-sized department?
5. In this version, she uncrosses her legs and a sandwich falls out.
Best of jeff
When S&M doesn't need leather...
(muffled voice) "Get off my face! Get off my faaaace!"
Best of metalgarth
Biggest Loser is not her favorite show, it's the dude stuck with her grocery bill
Best of Jack Reacher
"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? I mean, thanks, but no thanks. It ain't happening."
Best of Rodney Dill
In this version she uncrosses her legs and Jerry Mathers falls out.
Best of Army of Dad
Apparently, in this version the basic instinct is to not boink the suspect.
Best of metalgarth
Hugh Hefner and Nintendo present "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" for the Wii
Best of dadoctah
In keeping with the "reimagining" theme, the Wayne Knight role will be played by Tobey Maguire.
Best of Rodney Dill
Sharon Twenty Stone
Best of Julie the Jarhead
This'll send Kelly McGillis back into the closet.
Best of dub
Sharon Stone's lesser known cousin, Barbara Boulder.
Best of Matt the K
Aha!...When she uncrossed her legs, an icepick fell out. And an ice chest, an ice sculpture, and a frozen baby mastodon.
Best of steve o
Also loves Sundaes.
Best of mega
Tatanka!
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This must be the sign for a "No dub" zone.
How Nature says, "No dubs allowed".
wv: salid - a lid for your salads.
When S&M doesn't need leather...
(muffled voice) "Get off my face! Get off my faaaace!"
Captcha: undings - gotta mean something.
the vw: is 'tater'
Biggest Loser is not her favorite show, it's the dude stuck with her grocery bill
"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? I mean, thanks, but no thanks. It ain't happening."
I'm guessing there's a Greenpeace sticker on her car.
In later years, Sharon Stone, starred in the sequel, Jumbo Instinct.
I'm guessing she IS the car.
In this version she uncrosses her legs and Jerry Mathers falls out.
ORA: "That's some serious meat you're stackin'"
"Hope or change, baby? Hope is $50 an hour and change is $60."
Now is the time on Sprockets when we queef.
I don't know, but if you help me find the car keys, we can drive out of this mudhole!
Well, are you going to interrogate me, or am I going to have to beat you with that rubber hose?
Play your cards right big boy, and I'll show you the Grand Canyon.
If I'm not out in an hour, send in the search team.
Crisco!
The white will camouflage the flour.
Apparently, in this version the basic instinct is to not boink the suspect.
Hugh Hefner and Nintendo present "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" for the Wii
wv - outorint - I'll take out please.
In keeping with the "reimagining" theme, the Wayne Knight role will be played by Tobey Maguire.
"Ready to eat some pork, baby?"
wv: whorc - there's prostitutes among the Orcs? Who knew?
Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could... well, just about everything else.
This brings a new definition to "porking her".
Sing along... All that we're saying, is give Thurzday a chance!
Sharon Twenty Stone
Don't y'all feel like sending this picture to TMZ or your local daily tabloid?
I think I found AOD and AOM's secret hiding spots!
This'll send Kelly McGillis back into the closet.
Those fun bags done look so....fun.
A Spanish Gold Ounce to the first man who spots The White Whale.
Sharon Stone's lesser known cousin, Barbara Boulder.
Aha!...When she uncrossed her legs, an icepick fell out. And an ice chest, an ice sculpture, and a frozen baby mastodon.
Also loves Sundaes.
Romancing the Mountain
Mars Needs Women? Will I do?
Jeanne Tripplehorn just pulled a rib-muscle laughing...
Ahab knew their union was fated as he gazed across the crowded bar...
When Spock and Kirk left with her, the fate of the world was sealed...
"Sorry, ma'am, commando or not commando, you still have to pay for the second seat." United's ticket agents enforced the new fattie policy to the letter, even in the face of bribes.
Miranda really missed being able to buy Hydroxycut.
Thank god M'chelle has ushered in a new era of bare arms.
In the new version, the detectives are dwarves, she smokes a crack pipe, and in the scene's climactic moment, turns out to be a hermaphrodite. Stone commented, "This sucks, and is going straight to VCR tape."
Tatanka!
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