Thursday, April 23, 2009

Did Someone Ask for Kate Beckinsale?



Best of duke of red
"Eww, gross." sighed Perez Hilton, Sully, and Barney Frank in unison.

Best of The Man
If I wanted a picture of a skank in fishnets, I would have gone to VtheK's site on Thur...oh nevermind.

Best of Nose
"Lionel Richie is a f@$#'in liar! Dancing on the ceiling sucks!"

Best of Matt the K
Kate likes it cold, hard, and dirty. I'm talking about her floor, people!!

Best of Viking04
Though her technique for drywall finishing was unique, Kate never lacked for work, even with the current downturn in construction.

Best of dadoctah
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26 comments:

duke of red said...

Physician's Warning: Staring at photo may cause genital swelling, and an overwhelming desire to tug.

duke of red said...

"Eww, gross." sighed Perez Hilton, Sully, and Barney Frank in unison.

The Man said...

If I wanted a picture of a skank in fishnets, I would have gone to VtheK's site on Thur...oh nevermind.

Army of Dad said...

Why the hell are her panties still on? I would have thought that the moment she hit her back they just fly off on their own.

wv: rizes Something will

Nose said...

"Lionel Richie is a f@$#'in liar! Dancing on the ceiling sucks!"



wv: "noseties"

Well, yes I do occasionally, but I din't think anyone knew...

Kaptain Krude said...

"*hic* Excushe me, shir, but your floor is quite unlevel. I'm thinking of shuing. *hic*"


wv: patio. No, it's the living room, actually.

Nose said...

Nothing hotter than a girl in lingerie laying on the floor in the corner of an underground parking lot!

Matt the K said...

Kate likes it cold, hard, and dirty. I'm talking about her floor, people!!

Viking04 said...

Though her technique for drywall finishing was unique, Kate never lacked for work, even with the current downturn in construction.

dadoctah said...

Awww. Katie fall down go boom!

wv: gonarb. Why can't I just narb right here?

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curly said...

To air is human.

Viking04 said...

But to fart, divine.

mpur said...

You are supposed to take the girl out of the costume before it is wadded up on the floor.

Army of Dad said...

Kate, it will be much easier if you take your dress off while you are standing up.

Army of Dad said...

She caught me with her fishnet(s)!

jeff said...

ORA: She'll always be my Hero.

prince of leaves said...

"Help! I've fallen, and forgotten which way is up!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kate's famous tongue-to-teeth look could launch a thousand ships. This pose has cured more documented cases of blindness than all televangelists and shamen in history. V chose a picture that actually leads to religious conversions... guys experience a sudden urge to become missionaries.

steve o said...

Help!!!

She's fallen and I can't get up!!!

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Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "I would most certainly not hit that. Her knees are entirely too sharp."

Buzzhead said...

Kate certainly has that "come hither" look down pat. I'd come anywhere she asked.

Buzzhead said...

"I am sooooooooo wasted".

Buzzhead said...

My wife needs that outfit. Hey it's almost Mothers day! Perfect!

dadoctah said...

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