Monday, April 27, 2009

Deal or No Deal

AM 42

1. "Genuine Rolex, your holiness. Only $15."

2. Master salesman Rick Savitch not only sold the pope cufflinks, but made him a great deal on a double bed.

3. "Hey, check out the roof behind you, the Cardinals are going to start crowd surfing."

4. "Yo, my man, that is some fly-ass bling, yo!"

5. "Awesome! The Iron Cross and the Poland Campaign medal! My collection of Third Reich memorabilia will be complete at last!"

Best of metalgarth
No, I don't need an extended warranty for the Popemobile so quit f--king asking

Best of Rodney Dill
"Ah... the holy hand grenade of Antioch."

Best of Nose
...but when you snapped it closed on my hand like Richard did to Julia, that was divine!

Best of Matt the K
Pfffffftttttt! I told eem, we've already GOT one!!!

Best of Chrees
Yes your holiness...it insures you can play any format DVD.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Dude...you're screwing with me here!! That's not an ounce!!

Best of Tim
the Pope picks out silver butt plugs for the alter boys

Best of Army of Dad
Your eminence, will you bless my cock ring? It is only for use with my wife.

Best of GregMan
"How nice, a present from President Soetero. Unfortunately I already have a keychain."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Is it just me, or does that building in the background spell 'IEI'?" Dr. Robert Langdon picks up another clue in the Da Vinci Code.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Are they real Cubans

Best of jeff
It's very pretty Governor Richardson - but absolution isn't pay-to-play.

28 comments:

metalgarth said...

No, I don't need an extended warranty for the Popemobile so quit f--king asking

metalgarth said...

Kryptonite doesn't work on me!

Rodney Dill said...

"Ah... the holy hand grenade of Antioch."

Nose said...

...but when you snapped it closed on my hand like Richard did to Julia, that was divine!

Matt the K said...

Pfffffftttttt! I told eem, we've already GOT one!!!

Chrees said...

Yes your holiness...it insures you can play any format DVD.

dub said...

No need for gifts. You had me at "altar boys".

Mr. Hankey said...

The Pope finally gets his World Series ring from the Cardinals.

Mr. Hankey said...

Dude...you're screwing with me here!! That's not an ounce!!

Tim said...

Oh so that's what was in the briefcase..

Tim said...

the Pope picks out silver butt plugs for the alter boys

Army of Dad said...

Your eminence, will you bless my cock ring? It is only for use with my wife.

GregMan said...

"Your Holiness, please let me tell you about Ron Paul."

GregMan said...

"I know, Janet Napolitano thinks I'm a threat too."

GregMan said...

"How nice, a present from President Soetero. Unfortunately I already have a keychain."

dadoctah said...

"I may not be as young as I used to be, but I should still be able to break that with a karate chop."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Is it just me, or does that building in the background spell 'IEI'?" Dr. Robert Langdon picks up another clue in the Da Vinci Code.

Mr. Hankey said...

Are they real Cubans

jeff said...

It's very pretty Governor Richardson - but absolution isn't pay-to-play.

Adjustah said...

Ach zo, der vials of schveine flu are ready, jah?

prince of leaves said...

Continuing his tradition of cheap gifts to foreign dignitaries, President Obama sends Pope Benedict his own Egg of Power.

Jack Reacher said...

"And if you order now, we'll throw in the Garden Weasel Bulb-Planter at no extra charge! Just pay shipping and handling."

Jack Reacher said...

ORA--"Thank you, Thing."

molson said...

So lying my f'ing ass off is a sin? No way. Well lets say this here thing $$$ made into the the pocket of somebody who you know could put in a good word to I don't know some kind of deity or something. Would lying my f'ing ass off be alright then?

steve o said...

He would buy it, but the Pope lost his wallet.

Kaptain Krude said...

Vinnie's variation of the old "hole in the popcorn tub on date night"* was surprisingly well received by His Holiness.

*that was the most polite way I could think of to reference that

wv: wootrap - that may be another way of referring to that -or- what most rap songs sound like

dadoctah said...

"Wait a minute! You're not Ron Popeil!"

Submariner said...

Ben Wah?
No; Ben-eh-Dicked...