Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Butt Cam

Army of Mom

1. "OMG! That is SO the pattern I want for the tile in the guest bathroom. I simply *MUST* have a picture of it."

2. "A joystick? Pinball doesn't have a joystick? How could she play with your joystick? You're just silly, dad."

3. Gallant offers to push in her stool. Goofus also offers to push in her stool.

4. "OMG, the *HEELS* too. I *MUST* have a pic of those *FABULOUS* heels!"

5. Despite years of indoctrination by the public schools and the media, Kyle didn't give a hot damn about her opinion on gay marriage.

Best of Viking04
Amber gloried in her ceremonial garb after she was queened 'Fastest little home wrecker' in Union, SC

Best of Viking04
After her deep cover as an operative of the vast Right-wing conspiracy was nearly blown, to protect her life, Bela Abzug faked her own death and underwent the most extensive reconstructive surgery in the history of medical science.

Best of Army of Dad
That deaf dumb and blonde chick sure plays a mean pin ball.

Best of Army of Dad
A young dub protege will be making that same face later on with the bathroom door locked.

Best of dub
Hey look, my phone has a Futurama background picture!

Best of dub
Julio, stop staring at the fans and get back to work detailing that truck!

26 comments:

Viking04 said...

Amber gloried in her ceremonial garb after she was queened 'Fastest little home wrecker' in Union, SC

Viking04 said...

Amber smiled, as she realized that many millionaire Cup ex-wives started out just like her.

Viking04 said...

Her Mama sang, "Be a good girl, Fancy, don't let me down."

Viking04 said...

Amber was a self-rejuvinating virgin. If she didn't like the guy the morning after, or months later, when he ran out of money, it didn't 'count'.

Viking04 said...

After her deep cover as an operative of the vast Right-wing conspiracy was nearly blown, to protect her life, Bela Abzug faked her own death and underwent the most extensive reconstructive surgery in the history of medical science.

Rodney Dill said...

TILT!

Army of Dad said...

That deaf dumb and blonde chick sure plays a mean pin ball.

Army of Dad said...

A young dub protege will be making that same face later on with the bathroom door locked.

Army of Dad said...

Ben wah pin balls.

Army of Dad said...

Time to go for the checkers!

The Man said...

Unfortunately for VtheK the only thing she ended up signing was a restraining order

Army of Dad said...

Miss, could you wave those checkers for me?

Army of Dad said...

I will king you!

Army of Dad said...

I wonder if she will fall for the panty gambit?

ochagirl said...

OH. EEM. GEE! Army of Mom! @_@;

I JUST saw that picture on UPHAA (from another page linked on Conservative Grapevine). WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!

I think I saw the one above this one on there, too.

*weirded out and sleep deprived*

ochagirl said...

AOMHTO

vw: hoorebag - Wow. Ouch. That's harsh.

ochagirl said...

New trends: photographs can now be almost instantaneously appear on posters for that customized touch. Photo: Racerette Amber prepares to try out this advancement in media transference.

In related news, a fight broke out a the Sunnydale Racetrack, where a teen-age boy had to be taken to the medical center to remove a stiletto that had been lodged in his person.

dub said...

Hey look, my phone has a Futurama background picture!



wv: minestiv...is yours stiv too?

dub said...

Meanwhile, signing autographs at the dub tent....

dub said...

Julio, stop staring at the fans and get back to work detailing that truck!

dub said...

A young AOD stops to take a picture of something he's never seen before, and will never see again.

jeff said...

Hey - I just saw the other side of this photo on Facebook...

Mr. Hankey said...

Upon being sent this picture, Bobby's father breathed a sigh of relief, having always thought his son was gay. Who would have argued?

Submariner said...

I guess I understand NASCAR cuz I really, Really, REALLY wanna take the checkered flag tonight...

steve o said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would cross the finish line first. If you know what I mean.

mklasing said...

Man, Gavin Newsome looks sexier than I remember.