Tuesday, April 14, 2009

В советском Россия, домашние титры вы



1. And you thought it was a bomb tore a hole in Lenin's ass.

2. In Soviet Russia, OMOH captions you!

3. Ivan couldn't figure it out. "First, my comrades were slapping on the back like a friend. Now, they laugh at me. What's up with that?"

4. "Is very hard writing name on snow in Cyrillic."

5. The Obama regime is rumored to be bringing in extra "security" to monitor the April 15 Tea Parties.

Best of curly
Warning: objects in mirror may be queerer than they appear.

Best of Tim
Rubbing one out while fantasizing about Lenin's scrawny brass butt is a little ghey

Best of The Man
Authorities are still unsure what instigated the shooting at the School for Dyslexia.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Is much better view now that we have replaced Washington Monument. Well done, Tovarich Obama!"

Best of jeff
Both Sully and SondraK admired his pistol grip "tool."

Best of Mr. Hankey
OMOH Special Forces were patrolling the premises on the lookout for agents of STOGGAF - unaware that each had an identical ideology.

Best of Army of Dad
My vodka brings all the boys to the yard, I could teach you but I would have to charge...

Best of dadoctah
Worst. Clay Aiken video. Ever.

Best of metalgarth
"Red Dawn", an Ang Lee production

Best of dadoctah
I wouldn't have thought the Ontario Ministry Of Health would need to pack heat.

24 comments:

curly said...

Warning: objects in mirror may be queerer than they appear.

Tim said...

rubbing one out while fantasizing about Lenin's scrawny brass butt is a little ghey

The Man said...

Authorities are still unsure what instigated the shooting at the School for Dyslexia.

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "Is much better view now that we have replaced Washington Monument. Well done, Tovarich Obama!"

Army of Dad said...

This isn't what Sully had in mind when he googled 'Russian Bear', but he made it work anyway.

Chrees said...

A fitting symbol for dyslexic gays.

Chrees said...

Truth in advertising at the Moscow taquería

jeff said...

Both Sully and SondraK admired his pistol grip "tool."

Mr. Hankey said...

OMOH Special Forces were patrolling the premises on the lookout for agents of STOGGAF - unaware that each had an identical ideology.

Mr. Hankey said...

Okay...you can get married...no need to bring gunfire into the discussion.

Army of Dad said...

Looking at how they sling their weapons, OMOH isn't the only thing they do backwards!

Army of Dad said...

My vodka brings all the boys to the yard, I could teach you but I would have to charge...

Adjustah said...

"So, Comrade, how was joint training exercise with SAS?"

dub said...

Thought bubble "I could have made the hole bigger".

Adjustah said...

Alcohol? Check.
Tobacco? Check.
Firearms? Check.
Homo? Check.

All set, Mr. Sullivan...

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Pooty Poot goes to the G20 and all I get is a querr cami jacket..."

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "I wish the tourists would fist me..."

mpur said...

I see Hillary's crack staff has been buying gifts for Russians again.

dadoctah said...

Worst. Clay Aiken video. Ever.

Jack Reacher said...

"I wonder why they laughed when they told me this jacket is reversible."

prince of leaves said...

The camouflage Stealth OMOH has a gaydar cross-section the size of a hummer-- er, hummingbird.

Rodney Dill said...

The cure

metalgarth said...

"Red Dawn", an Ang Lee production

dadoctah said...

I wouldn't have thought the Ontario Ministry Of Health would need to pack heat.