1. And you thought it was a bomb tore a hole in Lenin's ass.
2. In Soviet Russia, OMOH captions you!
3. Ivan couldn't figure it out. "First, my comrades were slapping on the back like a friend. Now, they laugh at me. What's up with that?"
4. "Is very hard writing name on snow in Cyrillic."
5. The Obama regime is rumored to be bringing in extra "security" to monitor the April 15 Tea Parties.
Best of curly
Warning: objects in mirror may be queerer than they appear.
Best of Tim
Rubbing one out while fantasizing about Lenin's scrawny brass butt is a little ghey
Best of The Man
Authorities are still unsure what instigated the shooting at the School for Dyslexia.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Is much better view now that we have replaced Washington Monument. Well done, Tovarich Obama!"
Best of jeff
Both Sully and SondraK admired his pistol grip "tool."
Best of Mr. Hankey
OMOH Special Forces were patrolling the premises on the lookout for agents of STOGGAF - unaware that each had an identical ideology.
Best of Army of Dad
My vodka brings all the boys to the yard, I could teach you but I would have to charge...
Best of dadoctah
Worst. Clay Aiken video. Ever.
Best of metalgarth
"Red Dawn", an Ang Lee production
Best of dadoctah
I wouldn't have thought the Ontario Ministry Of Health would need to pack heat.
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Warning: objects in mirror may be queerer than they appear.
rubbing one out while fantasizing about Lenin's scrawny brass butt is a little ghey
Authorities are still unsure what instigated the shooting at the School for Dyslexia.
Thought bubble: "Is much better view now that we have replaced Washington Monument. Well done, Tovarich Obama!"
This isn't what Sully had in mind when he googled 'Russian Bear', but he made it work anyway.
A fitting symbol for dyslexic gays.
Truth in advertising at the Moscow taquería
Both Sully and SondraK admired his pistol grip "tool."
OMOH Special Forces were patrolling the premises on the lookout for agents of STOGGAF - unaware that each had an identical ideology.
Okay...you can get married...no need to bring gunfire into the discussion.
Looking at how they sling their weapons, OMOH isn't the only thing they do backwards!
My vodka brings all the boys to the yard, I could teach you but I would have to charge...
"So, Comrade, how was joint training exercise with SAS?"
Thought bubble "I could have made the hole bigger".
Alcohol? Check.
Tobacco? Check.
Firearms? Check.
Homo? Check.
All set, Mr. Sullivan...
Thought bubble; "Pooty Poot goes to the G20 and all I get is a querr cami jacket..."
Thought bubble; "I wish the tourists would fist me..."
I see Hillary's crack staff has been buying gifts for Russians again.
Worst. Clay Aiken video. Ever.
"I wonder why they laughed when they told me this jacket is reversible."
The camouflage Stealth OMOH has a gaydar cross-section the size of a hummer-- er, hummingbird.
The cure
"Red Dawn", an Ang Lee production
I wouldn't have thought the Ontario Ministry Of Health would need to pack heat.
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