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Oh that's nothing - you should have seen what the balloon artist did for Ashoura.
Best of Incontinentia the B
"Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah?...No there is no 'Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah'".
Best of dadoctah
"...and then, three days later, Popeye the Sailor arose from the dead!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
A young Arianna Huffington proudly displays her depiction of the murder of Julius Caesar. "I spent hours researching it, and hours more crafting it from the finest materials. It's almost lifelike, isn't it?"
Best of dub
Its ironic to see in this picture a carpenter, a source of wood, and some ugly skank that will be resurected on Thursday.
Best of Mr. Hankey
The Miracle of San Salvadore - After a smuggling attempt involving the swallowing of 24 condoms of cocaine, Lucy Derkins craps out a miracle.
Best of Submariner
Look, non; I know The One is Arab more than Negro, but don't you think you should have at least made him tan?
Best of Army of Mom
Crafts at Jew Camp get weirder and weirder every year.
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FINE LINE! LET MEH SHO U EET!
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Pink yogurt poop Jeebus?
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Ironically, after three days *this* one ascended to the heavens too...but only because it had been filled with helium.
Then Marcie accidentally bumped the improvised Crown of Thorns, and Inflatable Jesus exploded with a loud "bang".
Oh that's nothing - you should have seen what the balloon artist did for Ashoura.
"Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah?...No there is no 'Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah'".
You know, she was a really quiet girl and I never thought she would ever get involved with a cult like that...
Kyle failed again while trying to earn a merit badge at Jew Scouts.
"...and then, three days later, Popeye the Sailor arose from the dead!"
A young Arianna Huffington proudly displays her depiction of the murder of Julius Caesar. "I spent hours researching it, and hours more crafting it from the finest materials. It's almost lifelike, isn't it?"
I had no idea Jesus did steriods.
Its ironic to see in this picture a carpenter, a source of wood, and some ugly skank that will be resurected on Thursday.
The Miracle of San Salvadore - After a smuggling attempt involving the swallowing of 24 condoms of cocaine, Lucy Derkins craps out a miracle.
That is THE biggest root-beer Twizzler I've ever seen! But what's with the bubble gum hanging from it?
Pardon me, do you have a moment for me to tell you about Ron Paul?
Look, non; I know The One is Arab more than Negro, but don't you think you should have at least made him tan?
The moral of the story? Easy...Jews love pretzels!
After trying balloon art as a child, Katie Couric went on to an equally successful career as a journalist.
John Denver was a closet Jebus fan; who knew?
Androgynous teen balloon artists, on the next Maury!
After Scooby Doo went off the air, Daphne became an entertainer at church carnivals around the nation. Her balloon animals were .... oh who am I trying to kid? She was a washed up loser who finally swapped the ugly turtleneck for high-waisted jeans.
Crafts at Jew Camp get weirder and weirder every year.
Mary Katherine figured she was a shoo-in for sainthood. Not only did she make this lifelike balloon animal crucifix, but she kissed dub without throwing up or being called a fatass.
Jesus has a righteous afro.
I never realized how large Mary Magdalene was until I saw this very authentic re-enaction of taking Christ down off the cross.
FINE LINE! LET MEH SHO U EET!
or
"I don't just walk a fine line, I DANCE on it!"
"HAW! HAW! HAW! Look at my clever mockery of Jesus! Wait . . . He's behind me, isn't He?"
VW: amycomen - BLOODY HECK! HAVE YOU SWITCHED A OUIJA BOARD TO VERIFICATION NOW? *commences cleansing rituals*
How to make sure you don't get to Heaven . . . or Art School.
ORA:
"You're just too good to be true,
Can't take my eyes off of you."
Pink yogurt poop Jeebus?
Planned Parenthood tried to get into the Easter Spirit with their new condom campaign
Amanda thought to herself, with something this offensive and vulgar, shouldn't it get an NEA grant?
My squeak Lord
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