Sunday, April 12, 2009

Bizarre, Tasteless, Easter at Cap This...

Matt the K


Best of prince of leaves
Oh that's nothing - you should have seen what the balloon artist did for Ashoura.

Best of Incontinentia the B
"Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah?...No there is no 'Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah'".

Best of dadoctah
"...and then, three days later, Popeye the Sailor arose from the dead!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
A young Arianna Huffington proudly displays her depiction of the murder of Julius Caesar. "I spent hours researching it, and hours more crafting it from the finest materials. It's almost lifelike, isn't it?"

Best of dub
Its ironic to see in this picture a carpenter, a source of wood, and some ugly skank that will be resurected on Thursday.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The Miracle of San Salvadore - After a smuggling attempt involving the swallowing of 24 condoms of cocaine, Lucy Derkins craps out a miracle.

Best of Submariner
Look, non; I know The One is Arab more than Negro, but don't you think you should have at least made him tan?

Best of Army of Mom
Crafts at Jew Camp get weirder and weirder every year.

Best of ochagirl
FINE LINE! LET MEH SHO U EET!

Best of Adjustah
Pink yogurt poop Jeebus?

33 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Ironically, after three days *this* one ascended to the heavens too...but only because it had been filled with helium.

prince of leaves said...

Then Marcie accidentally bumped the improvised Crown of Thorns, and Inflatable Jesus exploded with a loud "bang".

prince of leaves said...

Oh that's nothing - you should have seen what the balloon artist did for Ashoura.

Incontinentia the B said...

"Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah?...No there is no 'Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah'".

Army of Dad said...

You know, she was a really quiet girl and I never thought she would ever get involved with a cult like that...

Army of Dad said...

Kyle failed again while trying to earn a merit badge at Jew Scouts.

dadoctah said...

"...and then, three days later, Popeye the Sailor arose from the dead!"

Kaptain Krude said...

A young Arianna Huffington proudly displays her depiction of the murder of Julius Caesar. "I spent hours researching it, and hours more crafting it from the finest materials. It's almost lifelike, isn't it?"

dub said...

I had no idea Jesus did steriods.

dub said...

Its ironic to see in this picture a carpenter, a source of wood, and some ugly skank that will be resurected on Thursday.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Miracle of San Salvadore - After a smuggling attempt involving the swallowing of 24 condoms of cocaine, Lucy Derkins craps out a miracle.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

That is THE biggest root-beer Twizzler I've ever seen! But what's with the bubble gum hanging from it?

Submariner said...

Pardon me, do you have a moment for me to tell you about Ron Paul?

Submariner said...

Look, non; I know The One is Arab more than Negro, but don't you think you should have at least made him tan?

dub said...

The moral of the story? Easy...Jews love pretzels!

mklasing said...

After trying balloon art as a child, Katie Couric went on to an equally successful career as a journalist.

Submariner said...

John Denver was a closet Jebus fan; who knew?

Army of Dad said...

Androgynous teen balloon artists, on the next Maury!

Army of Mom said...

After Scooby Doo went off the air, Daphne became an entertainer at church carnivals around the nation. Her balloon animals were .... oh who am I trying to kid? She was a washed up loser who finally swapped the ugly turtleneck for high-waisted jeans.

Army of Mom said...

Crafts at Jew Camp get weirder and weirder every year.

Army of Mom said...

Mary Katherine figured she was a shoo-in for sainthood. Not only did she make this lifelike balloon animal crucifix, but she kissed dub without throwing up or being called a fatass.

Army of Mom said...

Jesus has a righteous afro.

Army of Mom said...

I never realized how large Mary Magdalene was until I saw this very authentic re-enaction of taking Christ down off the cross.

ochagirl said...

FINE LINE! LET MEH SHO U EET!

or

"I don't just walk a fine line, I DANCE on it!"

ochagirl said...

"HAW! HAW! HAW! Look at my clever mockery of Jesus! Wait . . . He's behind me, isn't He?"

VW: amycomen - BLOODY HECK! HAVE YOU SWITCHED A OUIJA BOARD TO VERIFICATION NOW? *commences cleansing rituals*

ochagirl said...

How to make sure you don't get to Heaven . . . or Art School.

Chrees said...
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Chrees said...

ORA:
"You're just too good to be true,
Can't take my eyes off of you."

Adjustah said...

Pink yogurt poop Jeebus?

Seoulman (R) said...

Planned Parenthood tried to get into the Easter Spirit with their new condom campaign

Seoulman (R) said...

Amanda thought to herself, with something this offensive and vulgar, shouldn't it get an NEA grant?

Seoulman (R) said...

My squeak Lord