1. Colleagues are still baffled over Andrew Sullivan's unexpected New Jersey crime spree.
2.Moobs... you're doing them just fine. Just fine.
3. And then, Lt. Dangle woke up
4. I have know idea who this guy is but could he please, please kick Perez Hilton's ass.
5. COPS is filmed on location... in my pants!
Best of GregMan
"You are under arrest for being way too fabulous!"
Best of Army of Dad
Now I know why AoM didn't want me to bail her out right away...
Best of Army of Dad
Don't taze me, homo!
Best of sonicfrog
All I need now is a bottle of cheap shiraz, some Little Debbie Star Crunches, a rabbit, a picnic table, and I'm ready to go!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Odds are he's packing testicles the size of raisins and is one stint of injury-related desk duty away from manboobs rivaling Dolly Parton's.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Officer Krupke smiles when he asked directions to the gun show.
Best of divine miss m
Shhhh, he thinks I'm 28 and was in a Whitesnake video.
Best of lawhawk
Oh look. He's got a big house in Hackensack, ack ack ack.
Best of dadoctah
"I said 'book him, Danno'. What on earth did you *think* I said?"
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Corrections division dressed like that? Oh wait, it is gay Tuesday, must be a gay porn set.
Following on the success of The Holy One's pre-K sex ed classes, the Bergen County P.D. put a new spin on their "Just Say No To Drugs" campaign.
Thank God they didn't use Detective Sipowitz for this picture.
"Wanna see my nightstick?"
"You are under arrest for being way too fabulous!"
Barney Frank's security detail.
"Where did you say the new deputy transfered in from?"
"....Brokeback County"
You don't have to be an opera buff to appreciate a beautiful aria.
Now I know why AoM didn't want me to bail her out right away...
Don't taze me, homo!
So let's see if I have this right: Thursday is for the guys, and Tuesday is for the ladies. But what about a day for us transsexual, cross-dressing, sado-masochists from Enumclaw?
Don't taze me, homo!
Screw That! He can taze me ANYTIME!!!
verword: locup!.... YES
Sweet. It's Hot Cop Tuesday on Caption This!
All I need now is a bottle of cheap shiraz, some Little Debbie Star Crunches, a rabbit, a picnic table, and I'm ready to go!
Porn Title:
Bergen County - Erections Division!
VerWord: slymor
OK. I'm done. Have to go clean up now.
(sick)
Sheriff McGuire certainly had a better re-election poster than Gov. Huckabee's.
2 mace pouches? Really? I wonder what HE is compensating for.
Unheeded, the ghost of Jack Webb turns away, sadly shaking its head.
NEO-SSS... Shaved Steroidal Sheriff
-OR-
Bergen Co. sheriff recruits are now issued - a regulation mansiere, break away uniforms and free body wax sessions in cell block 4.
-OR-
Odds are he's packing testicles the size of raisins and is one stint of injury-related desk duty away from manboobs rivaling Dolly Parton's.
Officer Krupke smiles when he asked directions to the gun show.
Officer Jones is sent home again for breaking the "No shirt, No shoes, No service" rule. Life is good!
People wondered what happened to Tarzan upon reaching the US.
Sailor Jailer.
Turn around and spread em you say officer? NFW. You're just going to have to shoot me... dead.
Wow, they really *don't* need no stinkin' badges.
Shhhh, he thinks I'm 28 and was in a Whitesnake video.
verif. word: dicts
Since Sheriff Leo couldn't *arrest* anyone for being sick intercourses and Caption This!, he could only try to correct them, which he failed at. A few people stayed behind a little longer and pretended to listen, though
Some of teh ladies prefer Thursdays, but Tuesdays are a reminder that everything is beautiful in its own way.
Oh look. He's got a big house in Hackensack, ack ack ack.
I am quite certain that I need correction for [I]something.[/I]
"I said 'book him, Danno'. What on earth did you *think* I said?"
wv: bibaccra. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
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