Tuesday, April 07, 2009

ABC Auto Industry

Franco IBC

1. Where Europe gets its sense of cultural superiority is still a mystery.

2. The Blaq Bloq was disappointed that Breasts for Bombs ditched out on their annual naked picnic.

3. "Dude, your life-size Any Winehouse hood ornament is getting away!"

4. The script for the Dude, Where's My Car? sequel was so awful that Sean William Scott and Ashton Kutcher only returned on the condition their faces were never shown.

5. "Dude, if we don't stop smoking, we'll never make it in time for the G20 protests. OK, but just one more bong and that's it!"

Very Brady Best of metalgarth
ORA: Scene from mid 80's documentary, "Depeche Mode Parking Lot"

Best of flyovercountry
Trying to seize upon the success of nude female car washing, the Bob brothers decided to offer a nude car mechanic shop. The business was not successful however, as most women were looking for bigger wrenches.

Best of mklasing
Oddly, the Yoko Ono Production Company has never produced a hit film.

Best of Silhouette
Has he no shame? His socks don't match.

Best of dadoctah
"HAH! You're listening to Car Talk with Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers, and there *is* no solution for this week's Puzzler."

Best of Matt the K
Great Moments in Rock'n'Roll History: The Red Hot Chili Peppers adopt their trademark look after being cavity-searched by the Stasi and then abandoned naked on the Autobahn outside Berlin.

Best of Rodney Dill
Shitty Shitty Gang Bang

Best of Tim
Time traveling humans did not inspire much faith in the future.

Best of lawhawk
Obama's new warranty program for American automakers had a few flaws.

45 comments:

flyovercountry said...

Nude car jacking was never very successful with the Bob brothers, particularly when they tried to car jack woman's cars. It seems the women would be laughing too much to be frightened.

metalgarth said...

ORA: Scene from mid 80's documentary, "Depeche Mode Parking Lot"

metalgarth said...

Tailgating means something entirely different on the other side of the Atlantic

metalgarth said...

"Beavis and Butthead do Europe"

flyovercountry said...

Trying to seize upon the success of nude female car washing, the Bob brothers decided to offer a nude car mechanic shop. The business was not successful however, as most women were looking for bigger wrenches.

mklasing said...

Oddly, the Yoko Ono Production Company has never produced a hit film.

Matt the K said...

Jah, Dieter & Hans, we get it. "Morning wood". Ha.Ha.Ha. Now put your clothes back on, you're freaking us out.

Matt the K said...

How to know that you definitely had TOO MUCH Jagermeister last night.

Matt the K said...

Who, them? Those clowns in the next campsite bet me that their Trabi could beat my shopping cart in a drag race. They lost.

jj said...

April 16th...all that's left.

dub said...

Ah, the stimulus package has arrived.

Army of Dad said...

Strip poker outside the Kennedy compound.

Silhouette said...

Has he no shame? His socks don't match.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

FOX's new version of Starsky & Hutch
Episode 1: The now openly gay duo pose as Domino pizza deliverers in San Francisco.

WordVerify: actu - hell, i couldn't even stomach actone

Silhouette said...

What's your Police IQ? Can you spot the 184 reasonable causes to proceed without waiting for a search warrant?

Army of Dad said...

Thanks to the local UAW union chapter these two can't be fired.

dadoctah said...

"HAH! You're listening to Car Talk with Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers, and there *is* no solution for this week's Puzzler."

Double the U said...

You laugh when you hear what can happen at a border inspection, until it happens to you.

Silhouette said...

"Honey, I don't think the people redoing the den are really from Trading Spaces."

dub said...

Reason #211 why you should never allow your kids to drink chocolate milk.

paul said...

Barney Frank's recommendations for GM CEO.

dub said...

These new Al Qaeda videos are just creepy.

Matt the K said...

Great Moments in Rock'n'Roll History:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers adopt their trademark look after being cavity-searched by the Stasi and then abandoned naked on the Autobahn outside Berlin.

Matt the K said...

Frauleine Greta was at first excited upon a chance encounter with two naked men in the Prussian countryside...Then they turned to face her and she realized it was the East German Women's Cycling Team fixing their support vehicle.

molson said...

Stimulus gone wild.

molson said...

No wait... That would be stimulus gone wrong... Way wrong.

Rodney Dill said...

The Enumclaw contigency later got their legal problems reduced to just following too close.

Rodney Dill said...

Shitty Shitty Gang Bang

Submariner said...

We call that tube in the hands of the guy wearing shoes; "wishful thinking."

Submariner said...

Tonight on PBS - "Mythbusters; San Francisco"
Bruce and Lance once again tackle the question of "Just exactly how much 'hose' is needed to properly lay pipe in..."

Submariner said...

We're here on the Serengeti to see if Samsonite can stop a raging rhino in heat. I'm hoping not...

Submariner said...

Laugh now, but when we finish the Death Star I'll have a pastel armored suit, a pink helmet, and a white cape. I'll show you!

steve o said...

"Yes Man" meets Andrew Sullivan.

Jay Guevara said...

What the ...forget it. I don't want to know.

Really.

dadoctah said...

"Remember when I asked you if you knew how to drive a stick? Remember how you didn't say anything? Remember how you just winked?

Pardon *me* for completely misreading you."

wv: ohugge. (Not on your life)

Army of Dad said...

With the release of Hairy Potty and the Chamber Secrets the porn industry shows that nothing is off limits.

Tim said...

Lower Carbon Foot Print * URZ DOIN IT WRONG!!!

Tim said...

Time traveling humans did not inspire much faith in the future.

Tim said...

THe history of the Skull and Bones Society was not nearly as interesting as the rumors implied.

lawhawk said...

Obama's new warranty program for American automakers had a few flaws.

mpur said...

ORA: "Ow! My balls!"

prince of leaves said...

It's like a Salvador Dali photoshoot...gone horribly, horribly wrong.

dadoctah said...

Music videos were so much more entertaining back in the 80s.

Submariner said...

dadoctah said...
Music videos were so much more entertaining back in the 80s.


Y'mean like when they had music?

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