Wednesday, April 22, 2009

$38,000 a Year for This?

Looking at the Left


1.Obama's Economic Policy Team takes a break from writing new banking regulations.

2. Gavin Newsom assembles some of San Francisco's finest minds to run his Gubernatorial campaign.

3. Unlike the Tea Partiers, no one missed work to attend the 420 Legalization protests.

4. One smart conservative kid made over $140,000 dollars selling Doritos at this event.

5. In alternate Universe 893, socialists organize parties to protest President Romney's tax cuts and deficit reduction. (Sigh).

Best of Army of Dad
New anti-drugs ads zoomed in on the woman on the left. These are your cankles on cannabis, any questions?

Best of Rodney Dill
It was inevitable that ACORNS focus would begin to wander

Best of Matt the K
Michael Phelps' new swim coaches kill some time waiting for the limo outside the natatorium.

Best of metalgarth
Rumor has it, these were all 'professional' protesters and were each paid 1 bag of Doritos, 6 White Castles, 3 Tacos and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew

Best of Mr. Hankey
They're only protesting because we have a black president and they are racist white supremists.

Best of Submariner
I just love standing outside the Faculty Lounge door at breaktime on UC Berkeley.

Best of prince of leaves
Anderson Cooper: "Unlike the dozens of racist rednecks who showed up across the country to teabag last Wednesday, tens of thousands attended rallies like this in support of sucking on giant white tubes with glowing-hot red ends...now that's a cause I could sympathize with."

Best of Van Helsing
When the weather's nice, CU moves the Faculty Lounge outdoors.

Best of mpur
I see the dimebaggers are protesting again.

Best of mklasing
Despite their valiant efforts, the State Legislature refused to re-legalize those stupid looking fanny packs.

Best of dadoctah
It's official. The sixties are truly, definitely, *irrevocably* over.

Best of ochagirl
The professors at Berkeley took their students outside for the lab portion of their Groovy Substances 420 class.

41 comments:

Viking04 said...

Live action "Where's Woody?"

Viking04 said...

Skip Buffington III was styling in the latest tie-dyed fashion at the 'legalize it' protest. Afterwards, they retired to the $8 latte shop to commiserate about how 'THE MAN' held everyone down. Skip paid for all of it with Dad's Titaniam Card.

Army of Dad said...

(Chanting) No blood for bongs! No blood for bongs!

Army of Dad said...

What the hemp is going on here!?

Army of Dad said...

All we are saying, is give weed a chance.

Army of Dad said...

New anti-drugs ads zoomed in on the woman on the left. These are your cankles on cannabis, any questions?

Army of Dad said...

I had to remind myself that not all middle aged people wearing fanny packs are CHL holders....

Army of Dad said...

Where are the counter protesters screaming at them about the damage pot growers and smokers are doing to mother earth!?

Army of Dad said...

And this picture is what I get for thinking that Thursday had come early this week...

Rodney Dill said...

it was inevitable that ACORNS focus would begin to fade

Matt the K said...

Being both a stoner and a crossdresser, Louie on the left was somewhat confused; he couldn't remember if today's rally was for legalizing pot, or for adopting transgendered bathrooms.

Matt the K said...

Seconds before Lydia could light her massive spliff, she was tackled and arrested by the cops. For consumption of pot??? No, for theft from the Bob Marley Museum.

Matt the K said...

Brenda finds a roach that Tommy Chong must have dropped from his bedroom window.

molson said...

So the real threat to humanity is global warming? Guess again.

Matt the K said...

Michael Phelps' new swim coaches kill some time waiting for the limo outside the natatorium.

metalgarth said...

vw: malike

...yeah if your 'ma' is a braindead, penniless hippie!

Dept. of Redundancy Department said...

an arrest warrant will be issued for metalgarth, since 'penniless' and 'hippie' are redundant

metalgarth said...

Warrant? They suck!

metalgarth said...

(we now return you to your regularly scheduled captioning)

Rumor has it, these were all 'professional' protesters and were each paid 1 bag of Doritos, 6 White Castles, 3 Tacos and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew

Mr. Hankey said...

They're only protesting because we have a black president and they are racist white supremists.

Black Helo said...

Mr. Hankey will be picked up and reprogrammed for letting out the ultimate secret.

dub said...

Why is Obama at that protest?

What? Its someone else? Sorry, they all look the same to me.



ATDHE

Submariner said...

New anti-drugs ads zoomed in on the woman on the left. This is what that "Jennifer Anniston" you went to bed with looks like when you sober up, any questions?

Submariner said...

I just love standing outside the Faculty Lounge door at breaktime on UC Berkeley.

steve o said...

CNN reports a significant grassroots effort by forward-thinking, yet still mainstream Americans to provide people with improved access to medical care.

steve o said...

Cruising babes at protest rallies has gotten both easier and more difficult in recent years.

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prince of leaves said...

Anderson Cooper: "Unlike the dozens of racist rednecks who showed up across the country to teabag last Wednesday, tens of thousands attended rallies like this in support of sucking on giant white tubes with glowing-hot red ends...now that's a cause I could sympathize with."

Van Helsing said...

When the weather's nice, CU moves the Faculty Lounge outdoors.

mpur said...

I see the dimebaggers are protesting again.

Jay Guevara said...

CNN report: "the exact reason for the protests still seems to be unclear."

mklasing said...

Despite their valiant efforts, the State Legislature refused to re-legalize those stupid looking fanny packs.

mklasing said...

Ron was so plowed he didn't even notice when his shark bite began to bleed through his shirt.

Adriane said...

Just sit right back & you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a hippy trip.
That started when the bongs were lit,
In front of Berkeley's strip.

The mate was waving protest signs,
The skip' took another hit.
The professor made a reefer, MacGyver style,
so she could smoke some shit.

Ginger used to be a girl,
Maryanne hasn't aged real well.
The Howell's gave MJ up for meth,
Their parties are still quite swell.

So join us here each week, my friend,
You're sure to get a smile.
Cause they think this is living-on-the-edge...
It ain't been in QUITE A WHILE.
.
.
.
They do embarrass their children though, that counts for something.

dadoctah said...

It's official. The sixties are truly, definitely, *irrevocably* over.

ochagirl said...

What's scary is that this is what this look and act like BEFORE they hit the bong and doobies.

ochagirl said...

"I messed up my entire life because I got high . . .
I lost my kids and wife because I got high . ..
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high . . . cause I got . . . cause I got hiiigh!"

ochagirl said...

The professors at Berkeley took their students outside for the lab portion of their Groovy Substances 420 class.

jj said...

Jeanine Garofalo fan club.

Chrees said...

Shoot, late to the party but...

"Seven years of college down the drain"